Rileks One Korner

Frodo And Sam

2009-01-07T18:05:00.000+08:00

If you've watched The Lord of The Rings trilogy, in The Return of The King.

After the Ring has been destroyed and the Orcs defeated, the scene changes to one where Frodo is lying in bed recuperating. And then comes in Sam and the two friends look at each other..

i found that to be ..

THE GAYEST MOMENT IN CINEMATIC HISTORY.

Thank You For Not Smoking

2009-01-03T11:12:00.000+08:00

On 1st Jan 09, the smoking ban in effect have been extended to..

children's playground
exercise areas
markets
underground and multi-storey carpark
ferry terminals and jetties
non a/c areas of shopping ctrs, offices, shops and lift lobbies

in addition to the already in place bans on areas such as

food centres
bus interchange n shelters
swimming complexes
public toilets
entertainment nightspots

Although I do not disagree with most of the banned places, as at most it would only inconvenience me a little, i do not understand the decision to bann smoking in carparks.

So now i guess that little stick of cigarette contain lots more poison than that black Rock Oil Rxz's smoky pipe eh. Hmmm. Somemore the owner like to blow the pipe like nobody business. Wah liao eh. Siow eh.

And on food outlets smoking area being demarcated by a yellow box. I didn't know yellow tape provided an invisible barrier against the poisonous fumes from a lighted cigarette.

If the authorities really want Singapore to go smoke free, then totally ban smoking in food centres. I don't mind the hassle of taking a walk 5 metres away from where i ate to have my smoke. Smoking areas are always full anyway.

And then why not, ban smoking totally in Singapore? Then prob i might at last quit because there's no supply. But no, because the authorities know that ciggarettes bring in the money. Look outside your window sill. See that tree? Cigarette tax. The road you drive on. Cigarette tax. The bloody shelter from your block to the MRT station? Your father tax? My father oso pay tax.

Everybody oso pay tax you might argue. Yep! Smokers just pay more tax. It is something we grudgingly do, but we still do.

And nowadays on Stomp there've been reports of people smoking in MRT trains, buses. And you would realise when the people in power start to approve unreasonable laws and rules, the people start to rebel.

At first it was a little ban here and there. Yep we smokers complained, but most of us accepted it as it is. We stopped smoking where we couldn't. So maybe they thought, why not extend the ban you know.

And the rule of expansion is, there is a limit. Once u breach that limit, it snaps. Or bursts. The reports of the old men smoking in the trains/buses are indications of the patience of the smoker population wearing thin.

Really, just ban smoking altogether. Impose a harsh penalty. I have a pack of Menthols with 17 sticks inside. Impose the ban. Impose a penalty of 5 years for possession of Tobacco. Don say 17 sticks. If i still got 17 cartons oso i straight away burn right now.

But why do they do not do this?

Because smokers contribute too.

There Is A Change

2008-12-29T18:40:00.000+08:00

28 Dec 2008
Sunday morning

A day that will live in infimy. Aku ajak Randy pegi makan chicken wings, pari, seafood and stuffs.

He DECLINED.

Something is wrong.

1430

2008-12-29T13:33:00.000+08:00

A warm welcome to 1430 with 'fireworks' by Israel.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7801662.stm

Orgasm

2007-06-12T20:02:00.000+08:00

Ehemm.. more visual treats this time.. yeah, i was ranting abt the fully faired look the other post..
Now, now, if you would not like the fully faired looks, but want something more that the normal naked look, there's always the sports coop!

Retailing at USD340!!!! wah piang ahhh!!
And then to complete the looks, maybe a belly pan?

Also retailing at ard USD340.. WaH PIANG x 2

But then since it already looks so sporty.. got pillion seat not nice riigghhtt.. so take out seat and replace with the one seater conversion kit..

Retailing at SGD220.

But then, lets go one up. Instead of the orginal single seater, i found this Corbin single seater with built in luggage capacity of 8.5L.. damn cool..

Retail price?
A Whooping USD799..

Wahahaha.. dun even get me started on the exhaust systems mannn.. and then there's still the touring screens, roller protectors bla bla bla..

cam gini tak kahwin lerr nampaknyer.. gian gi carpark cocok batang kat exhaust lorh..

And since original panniers are too damn exp. lets settle for H&B.. hahah.. better still.. get SW Motech!

1st Pic. H&B racks. Pic 2&3, SW Motech REMOVABLE QUIK LOCK systems rack.

Retail price
H&B Racks + Junior 40L - SGD950
SW Motech + Jr 40L - SGD1050

Ok den, since the bike's all kitted up.. RIDER pon mau stylo aper...

Airoh Sv-55. Flip up with internal sun-visor.
Sun in your face? No problem.. Bring down the sun visor sir!

Retailing at SGD500 at Adventure Wheels.

Finally..

RS Taichi Drymaster + Armor padding

Fully waterproof RS Taichi Raincoat + Armor paddings for the back, elbows and shoulders.. Not that we riders plan to fall, but u never noe with all the dumb drivers around..

Ratail Price - ??

And so its true.. Boys never really grow up. Our toys just gets more expensive.. =D
ORGASM SIULS!!

Moving!

2007-02-13T23:30:00.000+08:00

i've decided not to post anymore reading materials here for the being.
im moving to,

http://stalinmov.multiply.com

slmt dan salaams!

again testing

2007-02-13T00:31:00.001+08:00

againtesting

Crossposting

2007-02-13T00:18:00.000+08:00

testing corssposting

ASEAN Cup 2

2007-02-02T14:13:00.000+08:00

Date: 31st Jan 07
Location: National Stadium
Attendees: Same old, same old..
Event: Singapore VS Thailan-G, Finals 1st Leg

halo. this is i again. mr ali.. today is topic abt is the singapore and the thailang fight in futbol.

with the win against msia is still fresh in the brain, den we face one more battle. this time it is versus the super thailang. in the south east asia, thailang is the powerful futbol king. for many years, it is always very hard to fight them and make them lose, but we will not give up without a fight..!

the stadium is same, packed like sardines.. that time is grp stage i go vs the indons i see not many pple. den now sg is in the final, and all the 'super die hard' fan all suddenli come out like mushroom. ptui!

want to sit togedder oso almost impossible. go in all the staircase is got cisco polis go n block alreadi. i think we is all lucky to be able to sit togedder gedder and kiss and play each other backside.

anyway on to the game..

personalli, i think sg play like shit. the striker is scared to whack ball from outside.. the midfielder aft attacking dunno how to fall back to help the defense. and the defense.. cockup! always wait for ball to bounce .. play futbol is cannot wait for ball bounce one.. esp play with thailang.. u wait to bounce, he come n pounce.. how can????

but surprisingly, singapore shoot the goal first.. wah kao.. the goal oso scramble one.. the heart oso beat dut dut dut dut damn fast.. 1st whack kena block, 2nd whack oso kena block, 3rd whack kena block i think no hope liao.. skali from nowhere, somebodi whack.. whack oso so slowly, lembik-lembik type of whack like kuniang lidat.. the ball roll roll roll.. and sui sui the GK dive wrong direction..

GOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waaahhhkaaaaooooo caannnooott believe it siaaa!! we score first!!! the whole stadium jump up n down up n down..i oso got time to see one girl jump up n down up n down.. her neh neh oso up n down up n down... fuuhhyoooh.. damn bloody shiok! see like dis got chance liao..

and den aft that, the game tempo like normal again.. the thai oso sum player play busok one. touch a bit fall down like kena shoot by AK-47 llike dat. buto!

anyway, the first goal. got sum1 go out to pass ticket to the members.. skali he missed the goal.. hahahaha.. he fucking pissed off siak.. suEy..!!

den half time.

aft half time, i oso dunno why, but sg like become more slack.. until the thailang attack attack n attack and den score. wtf..

the thing that make the fans more pissed off is bcos the way the goal is scored. defender stand n wait for referee to blow whistle for foul. wah liao. whr can play like dat? play futbol standard one wat.. u play to the whistle. cannot u see sumthing wrong den u EXPECT the ref to blow wat. sumtime ref oso didn't see wat. even the good ref make mistake, summore this referee kuching kurap one from dunno whr..

wat a waste..

but make the game more interesting lah actualli.. den, play play play until got 1 time, the ref award SG the penalty kick. and the thailang player all not happi and boycott and walk off the pitch.

no sportsmanship.. den aft 15 mins.. i think the ref blowjob the coach, lets the player all play his backside abit.. touch the balls abit, den finalli thailang agree to carry on playing!

wah den they come back, kena boo until siow. kena boo.. kena buto oso.. lucky all the male fans never take out the pants and wank at them.. if not can say kena bukakke oso.

but i feel that instead off boo-ing n buto-ing dem, we shud have clapped to welcome dem back to the pitch in the spirit of sportsmanship. that would have been nice.. maybe even why not sum makciks go down to the pitch and sayang sayang dem a bit.. tio hor??

but nvm, den sg take the penalty. also another tense affair. because with penalty kicks, it is always a 50-50 thing. and when mustafic scored the goal, i think the singaporean fans were more relieved than ecstatic abt it.

anyway during the last moments of the game, the thais attacked us fearsomely, and for once, im proud that the singaporean defence was able to withstand such an onslaught from the thais.

end score SG 2 THAI 1.

btw, against malaysia, i saw a flying paper aeroplane n flying bottle. against the thais, i say a flying currypuff.. hahahaha.. knn.. wonder who the fcker who throw the currypuff one.. basket siak.. and i oso wonder the the suey fucker who kena the currpuff one..

so now for the return leg in bangkok. let us all hope and pray. we're a multiracial nation. Got hindus, moslems, buddhists, christians, jews, etc etc..

with so many Gods of different religion backing us, i'd say we have quite a good chance of bringing home the cup again.. =)

unless of course, the Thai have one secret super God. then i cannot say anything oreaddi la. u never noe wat..

singing off,
mr ali lalala bamba,
porti serrey porti serrey..

Of Paint And Balls

2007-01-28T15:11:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

singapore vs malaysia 1-1FT, 5-4 Penalties
Time: 2000hrs
Location: National Stadium
Attendees:
01.Alfian
02.Ali S4
03.Ali BMW
04.Along
05.Azhar
06.Azmi
07.Azrin
08.Bart
09.David
10.Eddie
11.Eldila
12.Haslina
13.Heng
14.Khairin
15.Khairy
16.Lorraine
17.Mazuin
18.Vasu
19.Wan Begok

after such a loooonng wait, at last.. something to wash away the memories of the 4-0 defeat a few years back!!! wooo hoooo!!!!
tapi actualli.. sg was playing like suar for the most part of the game until msia scored the first goal. den they up a bit. if not.. kanasai siak. towards the end den they play better lorh.. much much better.. den got penalty kick after summore.. fuuh.. betol peh untung ah bayar $6!

but crowd oso quite subdued arg.. stoooopiiid.

TAG Paintball

Time: 1200 hrs
Location: Orchid Country Club
Attendees:

Team 1
Me, Eddie, Azhar, Vasu, Khairy

Team 2
Ali BM, Heng, David, Lorraine, Kader

Official Photographer
Haslina

Compared to SDC's Crossfire Paintball, i'd say that OCC's TAG paintball is much much much better.

Equiptment
Much much better servicing. No IAs or weapon jams at all. SDC had a high rate of 'no-feeding' problems. After every game, the pple at TAG will clean ur paintguns and check to make sure its working okay. and the paintgun is much much more powerful than sdc's. i've got welt marks to prove it. =X

We had a protective vest to wear, unlike at SDC's.

Masks were cleaned aft every game, using water and sterylizing soap i think. becos aft u wear, got the medicine smell like dat. hygiene geng, hygiene.. poweerr..

Game Arena
slightly larger than SDC's. The arena is separated into half. whr 1 half is team 1 homegrd, the other half is team 2 homegrd. team 1 cannot crossover to team 2 area and vice versa. which is actualli good becos, for using the paintgun, there is a 3 metre rule. you cannot fire at pple less than 3 metres away becos the impact will tear the skin. this is one of the safety precaution we have to observe.

anyway, its good that we're separated cos no matter how far u venture into ur area, u will still be more than 3 mtr away from the nearest opponent. which means that firing is a continuous thing. you dun have to stop firing cos some1 is less than 3metres away..

there's a huge number of covers for you to hide behind. hahahaha..!!

and lastly, the reason why TAG is better than Crossfire, they MAKE U FINISH UR ROUNDS, unlike SDC's Crossfire, ' IF YOU CANNOT FINISH YOUR ROUNDS, WE WILL TAKE IT BACK.' wtf.. stupid rule.

and yea, TAG is cheaper.

so if u ask me, forget SDC's. go for TAG!

okey..! slmt dan salaams.

Lawak Antarabahase

2007-01-24T13:45:00.000+08:00

an attempt by sum1 trying to speak 'cheem' enggrish...

'are you pink in health?'

MwaHahAHahaha.ha.hahah.ah.a... NENEK DIER PEH LAKI siak.. hAHwAMWAHAWHAHWAHHWAHW.. and no im not gonna say who.. MWAAHWAHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHAWHA.. suAr abes.. pink in health.. pingpong pala hotak kau ar.. hahahahah/ahARHAHRAHAH $%&$&%O##@%*P#($^@#6...

ok ok.. kutuk org sket2 aje. tu wa sua ckp.. inggrish klw hancor.. ckp melayu suar.. kiter ni geng belacan.. makan belacan suar.. lu mau try makan fisenchips tebegik kang..!

okey tu je.

oh ye smlm aku OT. keje abis opicial 12am. 11.30 dah cabot.. kul 12.15 aku dah patah balek kat wershop makan. tros aku tido. 1.30 aku bgn gi naik fd. tgk2, duduk ngan muker stim. boring. aku tido. sampai 6.45 pagi. clock out kul 8. gaji jln...

aLaLaLaLa Life is wonderfuuul... =X

ini dan bukan tipu kompeni, ni da kirer SCAM siak!

slmt dan salaams.
..

ps. aku dah dpt title 'the most scrappest technician in line1' hahahahahaah..

BabyCock

2007-01-23T01:10:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

for slightly more that a week now, i hav a constant itching in my left ear.. anyone experience anything like it before? personalli, i tink got baby cockroach stuck inside.. realli feel like sumthing crawling ard in the ear siak.. yUcKs! imagine dat... GROSS!!

Futbol Fever

2007-01-22T01:41:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

hectic busy hectic OT sleep OT sleep! fuuhh..

liverpool vs chelsea 2-0
for once, i feel sooo uplifted! a win over chelsea.. maner tak hepi, dari dulu asik kena jubo je ngan chelsea. so at last, dpt sekali pon ok lah kan.. but to be fair, CSKA London didn't play with their first choice defenders due to bla bla bla.. but stil, the stand-in centrebacks were utter crap. there were a few scary moments for liverpool but super carra to the rescue most of the time. and kuyt.. pistol peh anak. work rate 20 ah! anyway, good to see rafa n moaninho shaking hands and sharing a gay kiss at the end of the match..

sg vs indo 2-2
but this.. has got to be the highlight of the week.. its been 2 yearrs since i've been to the National Stadium and even tho the crowd was just abt 20 000 pple.. the spirit is still strong. in the words of azmi.. there's still the KALLANG WAVE, the STAMPEDE.. but the fucking KALLANG ROAR was missing!..

'whr else can u say the 'B' word with 50 000 other people.. '

'b' werd? BUTO lah buto..

now.. the wait. 27th Jan. SG vs MY. i was juz thinking.. since there has been so many incidents happening across the causeway abt singaporeans getting robbed etc etc.. its juz a thought.. i mean.. well.. cmon.. revenge is sweet right..

anyone feel like mugging some malaysians this 27th? how? on?.. hmm.. naaah.. just kidding.. NOT! =X
hahahahaahhaah!!

oke dats it abt futbol. den..

in other news..

i had to fork out an absurd amount of money this week.. because.. a certain S4 wouldn't start!!!! plaaaabuuuuuts.. arrrgghhh.. OT OT OT setengah mampos. itu macam aje. betol peh suey siak! but den again.. i quite enjoyed the morning rides on the MRT.

seriousli tho, when u've been riding for so long.. and den u take the train.. u'll go like..

'so this is whr all the chics are ehh..'

but then again.. chics pon chics lah.. but u can also put up with a 2hr journey to n fro for a certain time b4 u get sick of it wat.. 2 weeks.. for 2 weeks i had to go public. also not forgetting pple like azzli, adam, along, abas. the As who tompang me to n from werk to the nearest MRT station they can.. hahahahha.. tengkiuk so much la..

so i guess thats it den..

oh yea.. one last thing..

10yrs. and den they finalli get engaged.. so congrats to azam n mardiana.

orait den.. slmt dan salaams!

Paint It Orange

2007-01-07T23:51:00.000+08:00

aye aye!!

today is i play new sport.. hahah.. velii power one.. is PAINTBALL!!

Activiti: Crossfire Paintball
Location: Singapore Discovery Centre
Date/Time: 07 Jan 07 1330hrs - 1530hrs

1. Ali(me)
2. Ali(not me)
3. Alfian
4. Along
5. Azhar
6. Azmi
7. David
8. Eddie
9. Has
10. Heng
11. Kader
12. Khairy
13. Lorraine

Weapons and Equipments

M4 Carbine - shorter range weapon. 10m - 15m. Small pellets. Use with caution.

T68 - longer range weapon. up 20/30m. The team's 'GPMG'. Packs a fuckin' solid punch. Use with abandon, WILD abandon! Onli 1 per team.

i was the lucky one to operate the T68, hahah. Poweerr!!

Face masks and our SBO/Vests.

Making our way to the briefing area..

After a short briefing on safety, weapon operation and rules and regulations was given, we carried on with putting on our SBOs.
Someone's having trouble figuring out how to put on the SBO. Lets play spot the idiot!! hahaahah..

Den finalli, with assistance from the ex-army-instructor..

Shortly after, we broke up into 3 teams.

A - Ali, Ali, Alfian, Ah Heng
B - Azmi, Lorraine, Eddie, Azhar
C - Khairy, David, Along, Has, Kader

And den, thats when the fun begins.

1st Rd - Burst the opposing team's balloon.
2nd Rd - Capture The Flag
3rd Rd - Elimination Rd to the last man standing.

Realli, realli, realli had tons of fun! Thanks to everyone for making this such an enjoyable, albeit a painful one for those 'big bears' who dono how to siam the pellet.

k slmt dan salaams!

ps.
for more photos/videos visit the following site.
http://geduts.multiply.com

Matchday Red Blues

2007-01-07T03:45:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

liverpool vs arsenal 1-3
aiyaaahh.. want to say oso cannot say.. say too much oso say too little. wait say a little oso pple say too much..so you say me i say you.. so what say? dis pple call SUEY.. wat too do? life isnt always a bed of roses. lets move on. next week i tink want to play betting liao. bet on SCORE.. everytime bet liverpool lose. nabei ccb.

as per the usual suspect. we go alfian house see the game. is actually no the we lah. onli got mi n alfian n wanb. the we is when the 'we' go mustafa shopping n den go makan bonesteak aka 'tulang'. the we is mi, along_DK, alfian sweaty boy, arin gegerl and his girlfren the wire sot eldila.

we in the car that time, we stop at trafic light. den got 1 girl stand with the boifren lah i think.. i sit nearest the car window mah.. so the eldila lean over, knock at the window, then the girl see inside lah. den the eldila point at me.. WAAAA.. kena one stun bomb. jiarlat.. like machiam kena the people press the pause button sia. i see the girl, i shrug my shoulder den i see in front onli after that. dun dare see at the side.. knn..

den go mus, shop here n there. buy nonsense, aft that hungry. go makan the tulang. wah kao. meSsy siak.. 5 pple, eat 20 'tulang' plus i eat mutton chop.. the m.c. sui one.. poWer tO tHe keDeGaak!

den alfian say, next time if noe gerl, the first date must bring her eat tulang.. see how messy the girl is. maybe after u see she makan messy ahh.. pretty girl oso can look ugly.

den siam to pian hse to watch game.. that oso waste current oni ah.. go home sleep better lah.

balasans of the blog

wanb
blow u oso no use, for wat? u think 135 can catch 400 ah?

okey bubbye. now is sunday morning 4am. and i have to go to work. wat a good life..

Dashed Hopes

2007-01-03T21:58:00.000+08:00

aye aye

today i is take the train go home. my fren is good man. i thank you him. he send me to the mrt queenstown from the changi den i use the train to go home.

i is in train, den i see this girl stand infront of me la.. she is nice, and also pretty. she is malay and she wear the muslim headscarf. i look a bit a bit oonli because i is tired and no mood lah.. but she oso look abit young, maybe 17-19. so i juz see onli, steal steal look see look see one ah. because i shy scared wait she catch mi see her many many time.

so when i reach my mrt bus stop, i go down, she also go down. i den walk faster to go back my house becos i is hungry. so go my house can go 2 ways. one is go by bridge. on is go by infront. bridge is longer but i juz now walk at bridge. so i reach near my house i walk ah.. den i see another girl carry pink bag. the just now MRT girl oso carry pink bag. so i think is the same girl..

waaaah... skali i like think ah.. wah sey, skali she my neighbor or stay same block as me ah? so sui meh? can i be so lucky dis one..? so i want to see summore den my block, block my view lah. she is dat time nearer my house, i is abit far. so i walk faster. but i scared she disappear, den i run.. haha... so i reach at my block below .. den i hear pple walking in front of my house.. i still cannot see who..

so i slow down walk, eksen cool, spit at my hand abit make the hair abit stylo stylo.. den i walk i walk.. and i see..

nabei..

sekali my mother lah..

Supper

2006-12-31T18:41:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

to all Moslems, have a blessed Eid'ul Adha..
to all Nasrani, Slmt Hari Natal..
to all others, hepi nEw yEar..

to Bart aKa Noni-Big-Brudder-The-Fat-Fuck,

thank yOu for teH seafuud supper.. i will lurbp u pore-eva until the end of time, even tho' u are a big PENAKOT.

yeaa.. vroom vroom.. in the car, gg to the ATM for sum cash withdrawal from the BOSH, aka Bart...

armed escorts, before heading out for JB..

okey at JB, the whole geng.. not in order of appearance,

fiko, shirin, bart, wanb, aku, eldila, arin. along and alfian..

orait mates.. itu saje.. gambar lain2 kat multiplek alfian.. links at the.. RIGHT! HARD RIGHT!

k slmt dan salaams..

jun
i LURBP u TOO my BeSTest BesT FrIend in The WHoLE of HOUGAnG! hahahah..

X'Ing Turtles

2006-12-29T02:27:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: I dont noe. i dont fucking care. but i almost hit the kerb trying to avoid the fucker... blardee bastard.. or bitch for the matter..

rj
kau keeper.. mesti lerr kau ckp tu mcm.. tapi lu golkeeper paling STYLE aku nampak in a veri long long time.. hahahah..

wan
wwud u liike to succk sum COCK..? do u wan CUM on ur face..?

k k slmt. salaams.

Grid Shutdown

2006-12-23T13:23:00.000+08:00

aye aye..

thursdaee... fuuuhh.. total grid shutdown.. from wa peh block onwards... blackout abis.. even traffic lts pon gone. fuuhyooh.. wa mau lintas itu junction pon seram sejuk siak.. tgk kiri kanan depan blakang.. baru lintas.. kecooh.. den sampai rumah.. adik2 aku sume kat luar rumah, nampak aku balek aje tanyer..

'abang, abang tau camne nak ON lampu semua?'

hahaha... dol. satu grid blackout, dier carik CB. dah tu takpe, carik CB kat luar rumah. padehal CB dlm rumah. mandai mandai aje.. so balek, dah takleh on semuer elektrikal applaienses. takpe. skali bnyk2 time, itu time pulak handphone aku LOW BATT. still no hal..

tapi yg bikin aku sot, susah hati. sial. nak mandi takde air panas..

saterdey murning

gi punggol!!! play futbol!!.. punggol.. punggol whr? tapi kita kalah.. 3-2. at first dey score. 1-0. den 2nd half. we fight back.. 1-1. den 2-1. den dah penat. dey catch up. 2-2.

so last few mins.. jengjengjeng.. keeper makan kaki striker.. PEEETT!! penalty.. whoo.. and den.. keeper.. dgn muker se-innocent nyer tgk kat ref.. dgn muker tk buat salah bagaikan dier di fitnah kan.. dier kata..

'ref, ball wat...'

hahahahaha..suar abes.. ok so time nak amek penalti.. wa offer..

'oi klw kau save balik aku isap konek kau!!'

aku raser dier geli. tu pasal bola da masok baru dier dive. hahahahaah.. kekek siol. haha.. sengaja kot? nak escape dari blowjob aku??

hmm...

afah
sori. me inggerish no good. i go school den the nippong attack malaya. no time to continue study. everyday go jungle fight communist use the bang bang..

wanb
suar. harapkan pagar, pagar lu langgar. harapkan padi, setakat changi pun lu takley pegi. lu kata lu members.. ape punye members.. hahahaha.. bang! bang!

k k slmt..

Kes Tak BELI Minyak

2006-12-20T18:58:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

am officially the most idiotest biker in sg.. hahah.. oops i did it again. i ran out of petrol AGAIN. understandable on a small capacity 4L Wave125 tank. but a 15L S4 tank..? hahahah.. camne ntah..

and no, wa tak tolak. mmng boley tolak moto berat.. and summore ade stori tong350 naik bukit to prove it wahahah.. but thats another story.. malas.. so wa kolling bdak keje and duduk kat kerb tepi road tunggu dia dtng. padahel kedai minyak less than 1KM away.. hahaah.. burn siak $3 beli tin utk isi miniyak.. stooowwpiiid..

the last time it happened, 280505.. ingat tak jadi lagik. but 1 and a half years later.. perangai tak ubah2. nasib nari keje pagi. klw keje mlm camne? klw kul 12+ sangkot camne? dah lah tempat gelap. members pon takkan nak layan 12+ gi changi bwk miniyak.. terpakse tolak sorang gelap2.. wat.. wat if i kena kidnap?

and then and then.. i got dis stupid thought.. wat if gi dating den minyak abes? kat expresswey. mlm2 buta. hujan2. hmm.. tolak motor ngan minah mlm2 buta time hujan2 kt espresswey.. hmm.. aye..

romantic.. no?

k slmt dan salaams.

Barca Tie

2006-12-18T20:35:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

tiEd with BARCA!!! hahahahaah... its THE game to watch out for i tell ya. i love the reds, i do, but a tie against barca, hahaahh.. well, lets just say im hoping for the best, expecting the worst.. im not gonna blabber on how we're gonna thrash barca cos its barca heerree.. so then, even if we crash out.. i'll take pride in knowing that it was against barca.. not benfica or watever =)

and if we do manage to get thru.. and im hoping hard, im praying hard we do =) barca fans can take consolation in knowing they crashed out to a team stepped in european history.. =)

2 more mths..!

and mr rain continues to dampen my spirits. i couldn't play futbol yesterday. i couldn't play futbol today. and i couldn't even go out with lovely ms moy for a movie.. ahh.. still reaching werk wet, and reaching hm wet. what a damper..

dear mr sunshine,

im missing u loads. i've always loved you more than mr rain anyway. come out again and brighten my day like u have always done mr sunshine. pls oh pls let me feel the warmth again..

ps. mr rain makes my dick shrink and my balls flaky. and i hate that feeling.. =X

and work,
is simply GEREK! im luurrvviiinngg every minute of it.. and yea.. i've got 2 days of leave to clear.. and off days.. i've been coming in on my off days. so hahahaa.. i have no off days!! xcept for last week.. slow week. farking saturday and i was cooped at hm.. courtesy of mr rain again. i wished i was werking. at least i have pple to bullshit with..

and i was so desperate to get out of the house that i even went to jb on full tank juz to buy cigs.. and more imptly, juz so i cud get out of the house.. and then off to yishun dam.. brokeback moments wip wanbegok.. hahaha..

why am i so gay..hahah.. btw u shud see me catwalk.. and bitch like a bapok.. and sit like a girl.. my gawd.. its so real.. i juz need to pop sum pills and grow breasts and voila!

can part time at changi oreddi..

balasans of the blog

baby & nur
nah nvm.. dun feel like it anymore.. dun bother wasting ur time..

yan
fuuhyoh! lu gerek lu gerek! tu pasal wa lurbp sama lu! tak sia2 skolah sama2 dari prembry skuul! hahahha!

wanb
facelift eh.. bersyukur boi, jgn mengukur..

jun
heyyy girlfren.. lu sua lama menghilang apahalll..?

afah
cukop lah, hot lah boyish lah.. bla bla bla.. wats the pt? NO POINT!
im gonna act like a girl everytime im ard u now.. amek kao..

/end balasans

alright.. guess thats it den..

salaams..

For a Good Cause

2006-12-05T22:13:00.000+08:00

i tink this blog needs a facelift..
ani volunteers to do the honors?

Saudi

2006-12-05T06:54:00.000+08:00

aye aye.

The NewPaper. Monday, 4th Dec 2006.
Page 18.

so it seems in Saudi Arabia, women are banned from driving. fucking stupid. why?

and so i decided to read up a little on our lil saudi friend's history.

so Saudi is a monarch government, to be ruled by descendants of its first king. the Quran is the constitution of the of the country which is governed on the basis of the Islamic Law (Shari'a). And it is interesting to note that Shari'a law actually PROHIBITS monarchy of ANY kind. =)

oh saudi saudi.. ape lu mau try buat..??

Mcm Mcm Ah

2006-12-03T21:05:00.000+08:00

aye aye

wigan vs liverpool 0-4
like.. finalli. after such a looonng wait. bodow. may this be the start of much more good things to come.. Insyallah. Amin.

graduation dinner
ahh.. nothing WoW lah. got 1 V.V.I.P come and tok kok. den we take our scroll on stage. den makan. so boring. no performance. no lancing2. baru ingat nak cukai matair/tunang/bini batchboy ajak lancing2 kan.. but the guud thing was.. dpt offday to attend the function.. so okei lah kan.. kan..?

futbol
yes.. again! bes. setelah kian lama menghilang pasal bulan Ramadhan n Syawal, the pairaps of bt timah dah kembali. tapi hancai. berpeluh tak agak2. fian pon kalah. yelah.. dah lama tak eksersais kan. sekali kena, ah kau. itu peluh kalau isi botol penuh tu. lepas tu kalau panaskan jadi garam sepaket tu. buat duit.. kan? kan?

werk
yes.. teruuuss saja. dah start jadi zombie. bantai teros. pikir duit. duit tu penting. aku ada cita2 besar nak melancon jaoh. sleepless in changi arg.. mwahahaha..well.. we'll reap wat we sow soon enough.. i'll be smiling my ass away.. harharhar..

den ade criter gerek. semlm. aku kena gi buat keje kat kapal sorang2. kapal tak pasang power. so dlm gelap. aku nye keje pulak kena gi tempat satu bilik terselit ni. nak access kena naik ladder ah kira. skali dlm bilek tu, juz after aku clear the ladder, ade cermin besar. aku tk tau. so aku dah seram2 kapal gelap. dah start fikir bukan2. sekali aku naik dgn torchlight, aku tak perasan itu cermin ah. aku pusing kanan aku suluh. nampak bayang2 sendirik.

KIWAAK. tekejot berok siak. dah nak tejatuh siak dari tangga. torchlight pon danak terlepas dari tangan aku. rupanyer muka aku ni seram jugak eh. baru aku tau... hmpp.. gerek pe.. klw lah aku heart attack tu ari.. cfm kluar berita..

'teknisen mati akibat terkejut nampak bayang2 sendirik'

woo.. tak style benar. kira dah sama level ngan pakcik2 yg mati ngah mantat kat batam siak.

dah gitu takpe. dlm tu bilek ade bunk bed. dah lah tekejot. aku dah fikir bukan2. itu bunk bed gelap2 nampak mcm coffin. sial betol. keje tak tenteram siak hati. tak penah2 aku buat keje gitu laju. pastu takpe. skejap2, stop keje, pusing, check blakang ada ape2 tak. sial.

bukan ape siak.. tapi hangar aku pon ada 'stori' jugak. ade je gelap2 gitu 'si dia' muncul. ah kau. tak balek modal. conferm terkencing terberak nyer siak dlm sluar kat situ jugak. wooo.. taubat aku keje sorang2. lain kali carik partner ah bikin keje gelap2.

den aku imagine, kalau dier muncul tempat exit camne siak. itu tempat ade satu exit aje. nak kluar kena bypass 'dia'. fuuhyooh..

tu lah.. aku ni pon satu. asik takot2kan orang. kena ini mcam.. teros menggelecat skejap..

so sorri utk orang2 yg aku pernah takot2kan eh.. heeheehee...

afah
tanak soot suar.. gross suar. klw gross jgn tengok. tapi klw aku tgk kau jgn nak komen mcm2. biar aje.

baby
doesnt count suar. ape aku pedulik..?

wanb
juz proving a pt aku boleh tulis in good englais.

nurais
juz proving a pt aku boleh tulis in good englais.

.. kk .. slmt dan salaams.

Of Porn And Men

2006-12-01T11:50:00.000+08:00

aye aye

lets talk about about men's favorite slacking reacreational activity today. PORNOGRAPHY. I had a short lil discussion with someone abt pornography the other day.

We all know most women's aversion to pornography, how they think it is gross, degrading, humiliating and so on and so forth. and they simply can't understand the affection we men have for it.

so cmon, we're men, and its porn. its perfectly normal for us guys to like to watch porn. im not saying that it is right to do so, im juz saying that its normal. we're not being sick, perverted or excessively horny by watching it, unless ur watching kiddie porn. then that is sick.

and so in the process, over the years, thru the countless videos that we watch, we learn. in a way, you could even call it an educational process all guys guys go thru. yeah we learn about sex in school, but i didn't remember my teacher telling me exactly what to do.. and do women want a guy who fumbles his way in bed?

try ah.. time nak main, itu jantan slice lobang jubz kau. tak ke tekejot gitu?

and if u think it is still gross to watch porn, then i guess i'll just have to go out and fuck ard. since i cant learn by watching, the next best thing is to get a hard on.. oops.. i mean hands on training. well, they say practise makes perfect..

and that is why we men watch porn and enjoy it.

if you stilly don't agree with what i've said, its ok. you just need to understand why.

Matthew Bellamy
ok! ok! best best... tanyer su jgn tak tanyer. and ye ye.. kau jgn takot. klw aku OT pon tmpt keje aku dekat aje. no worries u jantan sundal!! camping skali paaa..?!? dah lama tak camping..

Baby
yeah i dunno who's Muse.. its lame isn't it..? but i noe Mustika my senior, Musa my senior, Muslim my camp fren, Mustafa my favorite shopping ctr.. do they count..?

orait.. slmt dan salaams

ps. porn eh. gerek mmng gerek. tapi dosa tetap dosa. so sendirik mau ingat ah. berani buat berani tanggong ok..

The Blue Boy

2006-11-29T17:11:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

i is have happi news! yesterday i is get i estab letter. i is now no more trainee tech. i is now tech 1!! yiPPeeewww!!! bes sEyy!!! bes becos i is now can OT!!! and first day dah sebat OT, 16jam! fuuhyooh..

sleep? rest? the word of the moment is $$$.. mwahahaahhah.. mcm betol.. braper lamer agaknyer leh tahan seblom aku koyak. pastu cfm mcm zombie..

and aku ckp to my fren.. ' eh boi, sesial-sial kita pon pass out jugak eh..'
and dier ckp balek to mi.. ' ape kiter, kau yg sial, bukan aku..' pastu ketawer2.. bodow ah.. hahahaah.. who cares!

and whoa.. aku dah sign off my ferst paperweerkk.. still got 6 more belom sign.. fuuhyoohh.. respongsibiliti deeyyy.. ni klw ptui mulot masin kapal krash.. jawap lah aku.. kena DI. mati.. Insyallah tak arg. wa buat keje betol2 k..

gerek. satu beban besar dah lepas. now juz need to see out the 2yr bond.

and now the plan is to get a dip, den maner tahu apply utk engineer dapat ke kan.. kan?

!!!!!!!!!!!!

belzebu
ooohh.. berkenan woooiii.. dier pakai tudung puteh kan, berdiri second from the right if ur facing the pelamin. tanyerkan boi, jgn tak tanye. aku dah pass out ni. dah boleh OT. dah bole sep duit. dah bole kawin boi..
MUSE siape.. ahh.. kita tgk aje lah! hahahaha.. fort canning pon fort canning lah..

baby
yeah i miss.. want to go date? juz u and i.. =)

afah
afah. welcum. cum..

wanB
i've got BLUE on me!!!

kk babai.. slmt dan salaams.

Nuthing

2006-11-27T12:22:00.000+08:00

we is the people with de black hair. and we is proud to be black hair...

hahahahahah..!!!

k boy-s, sori semlm buih.. tetido tgh tgk incredible tales.. what tooo dooo??

hectic is last 2 days. work. den help rewang. and then is work again. then is help rewang again. but lucky is i wipe2 onli. eh yan, itu minah2 tudung yg ramai2 amek gambar tu.. aku nak TAU saper!!

okey?
okey.

*last day*

BES!!!!!!!!!

yannur
kau takley ar.. aku ajak kau, yan carik aku siak sampai anfield.. sampai bila aku nk lari?

rain
prepare to get wet?
im alreadi wet almost everyday..
wat too do?

wanb
yea.. u got blue on u. u got the blues.. CSKA LONDON.

maidah
no problem. every msg 5 cents. can?

Finding Nemo

2006-11-25T02:23:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

today is off day!!!! sleep sleep sleep sleep. sleep until cannot sleep. but still force iself to sleep!

den my mother cook veggie today.. eeyyeehh. summore fry the cheap nasi lemak fish. selar kuning. usualli i nvr eat the veggie one. but today sleep too much. use up alot of energy to sleep. summore the dream is got alot run here run there one. so wake up hungry like hell.

so i juz hantam onli. rice with veggie. and cheap nasi lemak fish. lucky got sambal belacan. swallow onli. impt is stomach full.

den at nite i go jb with the big head alfian and fat bart. den we makan sommore at the mobil. then the eating time, i look at the bart. and i say..

'i love noni. till bart do us part.'

the bart then laugh at me. knn. wait one day. i realli bring his sister out for dating2. then that time, i see who laugh, and who cry. hahahahahaaha..

and nowsadays, i am like private detective. yesterday go find pple, today oso go find pple. but my face got bring heng one. find cfm can get one.

ok now i want to sleep again.

Balasans

2006-11-23T19:57:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

nur
biasak beb. janji orang paham suar.. hahaahhah.. apa mau susah2 bual english betol2..

wanb
u wrong..
im sooo cool, i HAD ur head in between my legs.
juz kidding pple.. im not gay.. *shrugs*

yana
realli..u too? cmon, im heading to anfield next week.. wanna come?

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

2006-11-23T18:45:00.000+08:00

the rain song is no use oreddi..

today still kena caught in rain. summore today is heart pain kena caught. got 1 part is rain abit oni. so bend my body low low.. so the rain hit a little bit oni. then the mr sunshine come out. i hapi abit. tot can make dry. den i go go go.. reach my home there.. 4 more traffic light is my carpark oreadii.. i tot i is safe. i smile. skali the mr rain decide to give me surprise wet party. nabei. 4 more trafic lt leh.. can imagine???? onli 4 more.. so near.. yet so far. reach home i wet like i juz jump inside swimming pool. suey lorh. but lucki is gg home time..

somemore got pple complein liao. this song irritating. but i think this song is hepi. and i stil remember prembry skuul that time. is got talentime.. the high nose lee aiyun sing this sonng. and she lance wip the umbrella. she veli proud ah. like big fuck. i think she like dat becos she pretty. and she lance wip teh umbrella. so many boy see her they fall in love liao. but not me. i that time prembry skuul onli love to play. go playground play. take bicycle play.

take bicycle play is i favorite. i and fren will find this high place. we last time kol mountain. is onli grass patch. like dirt track. it is quite steep. so we always go there, push the bicycle up. the 1,2,3 BRAAMMMM.. togedder go down veriii fast one. sumtime the ah pek walk there see us oso he siam veri fast. scared kana bang by us.

wahh its syiok. cannot forget. but oso cannot forget is buang how many times liao. sometimes buang is got time to jump one. den not so jiarlat. but sometimes buang one is no time to jump.. so wait u see we is like cockanathan lying all over the grass. we is where, bicycle is dono where. but we always will stand up again. and laff. den play again.

we buang is sometimes got blood. sometimes no blood. but got blood is like macho man. becos got blood one is damn the painful one. den cannot cry one. if u cry, all the boy wait laff at u. den paisey oredi mah.. kanina, i sometimes buang wan to cry one.. the pain fucking painful one.. somemore see the blood abit scared.. but tahan. kesiao kesiao laff.. den say wan to go home put plaster..

so go home ask the mother put plaster. knn.. put the water to wash the pain come back. buey tahan. but stil neber cry. den si be jiarlat. mother come out bring medicine to 'sapu' on the blood. cibai.

this time i cry. is not cry like baby one lah. is i shout.. 'AaaahhHHH PAIN!' then got water come out the eye lah. but that time say like dat is counted as cry oredi.

so i cry. pain. mother put plaster. still got time to see door. scared fren come den see i cry wat. so must jaga a bit..

but now.. i is not everytime play bicycle. the last time is i go pulau ubin with my famili to ride bicycle.. wah there oso syiok.. got 1 hill is i oso speeding one. almost buang. but heng i now more big, more skillful handle bicycle. i brake the infront a bit, then i jamm the behind brake. wahh.. i skidded ah. and somemore all the dust is come up one. becos ubin is not so many blak road one. the 'road' is onli the hard sand. left n right grass. so when i skid is all the dust/sand some up behind me.. stylo.

but the best is i see the small boys at the side. they see me the mouth open big big. machiam i like one superhero lidat can skid bicycle.. make me so fucking high and proud.. but they is dono, that is easiest trick to do.. hahahahaha...

so my fren.. we all want to go ubin play bicycle not?

is cheap one.. u pay $2 take the boat go ubin.
den pay $4 to 'pinjam' the bicycle.. one whole day summore..
then hungry. go makan and buy water. onli $5 total. got 1 shop. malay auntie somemore. confirm, chop halal one.
go back $2 to take boat again.
eat at changi village. $2.50(nasi lomak)
drink teh/kopi. 70 cents.
drink beer.. haram. so kensel.

total spend money - $15.

so cheap. see movie saturday nite. oreadi $9.50. buy popcorn and drink. meybe $5. oso ard $15.

wat u do? sit there and see. 2hrs. den go home. dis kind of thing do with girl can lah. maybe the movie boring, u touch touch a bit. kiss kiss abit. den abit more interesting. but cannot do wip guy frens rite..

aft that tok about the movie abit. thats it.

but if u go ubin.. haahh, wait got so many stories one. den got excuse to take pic. memories of our youth!

so how brudders.. ai mai?

slmt. and salaams.

World Orgas Day

2006-11-21T18:12:00.000+08:00

heeheehee..

it is actualli werked. i play the song on my blog. today i go werk, dry. i go home, want to rain oredi. but i hungry, so i go macdonald, i buy burger. i line up inside, den the outside rain. so i wait for the burger, den i collect, when i want to go home, the rain stop again.. heeheehee..

now i is at home, he want rain again. so sui. today is guud day.

next week is i estab date. become tech. no more trainee tech. i gg to become tech1 liao. Insyallah.. pay increase, got allowance more come in, and most impt is, i can do OT..

do OT is tiring. but must make money. money is good.. make so many many money. den everyday i want go macdonald buy burger. bcos i want to grow fat. ok lah, not so fat, but a bit more big lah. becos now i so small.. no power one. wind blow left, i go left. wind blow right, i go right.

but wind blow from below is i favorite. becos girl in front the skirt oso go up. i see free show.. got blue, got green, got black, but most of the time is white. and sometimes if the lucky girl charm is hepi at u, u see no underwear. waah, dat time i mari kita until song liao.

tok abt mari kita, i today read the strait time. oke lah. i never read so much lah. i flip and see picture lah most. if picture is interesting then i read. but i noe a few cheem werds here n there. i read the title is dono wat 'WORLD ORGASM' day or wat wat lah.

i see the orgasm word i reaad. he say got one date, and at one time, they want everybody in the world to orgasm same time, togedder one. wah liao. i think is funny. but oso difficult. how to make everybody shoot together one? see internet ah mebe?

maybe the screen will write.. 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. shoot. waaaahh hahahah..

but guy is easy one. play play abit high liao. 5 min can shoot. but problem is girl. girl must play abit longer den guy one. maybe like play 30 mins or one hour, den can shoot. wah liao. like dat the hand tired leh. den summore imagine, if everyday play for 1hr. u one month play, one hand big, another hand small.

so girls, must remember, if today play with right hand. tomm must play with left hand. if u both hand tired, nvm, no problem. can call me or my friends. we can help u play. no niid pay us money. we is sincere. help from the heart one.. =)

aiyah oke. how come tok abt OT can until tok about play.. so magic..

rain
i know you do.. =)
next time whisper it in my ear..
oohh La La..~

afah
aku pon tau kau sayang aku jugak ok..
kau pon same, lain kali bisik kt aku..
WoW..kInKy!

wanb
oke beb. skg aku tk paham. grad aku ape kena mengena ngan ape shit??
wat i do snia..??
and no.. waht red? i got no red on me.
RED RUNS IN ME.
IT FLOWS THRU ME.
i am the Red Army!
and the Red Army is me.
and i beat RED!

ok byebye..!
salaams..

ps. need to practise to 'fire' at will. time for pak chu cheng..

Raindrops

2006-11-20T18:11:00.000+08:00

aye aye..!

waaaH today.. is the rain so powerful day one. from the changi airoplen carpark until blk508 carpark. rain. rain. rain. siow. today is the worst and the smelliest rain i go ride. can onli see car in front. the car in fronf in front one.. all deepavali n hari raya one. see light onli. dono that is car, lorry, big car or monster truck. all same.

today brother ride like ride bicycle. slowly slowly. i think grandma ride wheelchair faster. but cannot blame. rain so powerful. but then, is not i scared. i hav confidence ride. becoause i believe in words i see in tv. ' speed is nothing without control'. english cheem i noe. but basic meaning is, u can be powderful, but must noe when to shoot power and when to stop. so i say is i confidence. den u ask, y ride machiam like turtle lidat?

so i reason is simple. no confidence in other car. esp if this one NiE girl drive one. thats why i scared. and i not scared die one. but many things i havent do. i die is at least must die with diploma. at least go heaven den can apply good job. nabei chibai now i o lvl onli. die go heaven oso kena do o lvl job. not i say o lvl job is no good. but i must aim high high.

i must make my today better than my yesterday. and then i must make my tomm better than my today.

den somemore, i tell my mother i wan take her go hoiday. dats y now not good time to die. but if God love me and send his angel to take me, den i smile and go. u like or dun like oso must go maah.. like pple say, if cannot win them, den join dem lorh. simple. fullstop.

but actualli is most important reason i dont want to die first is, i still havent say i love u to one girl.. heeeheee.. i want to say, but i shy. heeeheeheee... so paisey lah.. tok onli i giggle like small girl oredi.. funny lah the human.. do stupid thing all not scared.. say simple thing knee become like jelly..

that why i think this world got chance to have peaceful. all the stupid country fight is got chance become fren one. i give idea simple. make the country president children marry the enemy president children. spread the good love. cheem english say 'make love, not war'.

o lvl pple say 'fuck better than fight'.

but nvm now is powerful rain season, so i play one song to the rain. i hope the rain is happi wif me, and tomm he let me go work is dry one, not wet.

so here is the song. we sing togedder come. share the love. lets fuck together =)

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

Raindrops are falling on my head
I'm just like a guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin´ seems to fit
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling

So I just did me some talking to the sun
And I said I didn´t like the way he got things done
Sleeping on the job
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling

But there´s one thi-i-ing I know
The blues they send to meet me won´t defeat me
It won´t be long till happiness steps up to gree-ee-eet me

'Cau-au-ause raindrops keep falling on my head
Hahh, but that doesn´t mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Cryin´s not for me
´Cause I´m never gonna stop the rain by complaining
Because I´m free-ee-ee-ee-ee
Nothings worrying me-ee-ee

Raindrops keep falling on my head
Hahh, but that doesn´t mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Cryin´s not for me
´Cause I´m never gonna stop the rain by complaining
Because I´m free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Nothin´s worrying me-ee-ee

thank u. bye bye. salaams.

My Stori

2006-11-19T20:22:00.000+08:00

yeayeayey!

today, i very the happy. becos today sunday. and sunday means me no werk. no werk mean me can rest and smile like hamster runing in circle wheel in cage.

and sunday also mean me can play futbol. futbol is happy game. futbol play by many. man. woman. man children. woman children. old man and old woman can play also. but old man and old woman always stand and kick ball to you.

i ask dem why u no run like young man. old man say, 'heart want run, but body no power.' i smile and say u come my house, i give u one paket 'kopi tongkat ali'. free. old man smile and beat my head, and say u go run and play, he juz see onli.

old man say he come down wip old wife, he juz walk a little bit. he see young man play ball. he remember when he young he play. so he sit and see we young man play. den he hold old wife hand, kiss old wife head and smile. den he say somthing. i cannot hear what he say. but i see old man lips. machiam he say,' i love u' to old wife. den i look at old wife. old wife smile so big, and she squeeze ol man hand. and then old man and old wife tok sommore. i play ball. den i see old man and old wife get up and want to go home i think. tehy wave bye bye at me. i wave back. i see their face smile2. i think they go hoome make baby again.. maybe TRY to make baby. becos i give ol man 'kopi tongkat ali'.

ahh.. see them so nice. i old want to be same. hair all white, walk all bend down. but still love old wife so much. so touching. machiam like want to cry and make hollywood movie..

okey i juz bluff abt old man and old wife. but i bluff story is happy one, so i think u all can forgive i.

but today i play futbol. i play with thai people, and sabah/sarawak pple. foreigner. they come sg werk/study i forget ask. but i noe sunday they come sg play ball wip i. i bring wrong boot to play ball today. i bring boot wip to rope to tie and boot the below oreadi koyak. den i think how to play?

my fren come give idea. he say you go to francis van. inside got cable tie. use cable tie to tie futbol boot together. so i go. i cable tie left boot. quite okey nice. then i cable tie right boot. right boot cannot make it. no shoe lace. sommore the below oready koyak. look like dog tongue hang out lidat. so i use white masking tape to tape up.

so aft i do. left boot black. right boot white. both boot use cable tie. left hand hold cigarrete, right hand hold chiken pie. go n kick ball. machiam like one cock lidat. but this cock good. i kick ball hard, kena my fren face. then i see his mouth got blood. i go and see him oke or not. he try stand up, den he seh seh and fall down again. i see his mouth, den he touch. got 2 teeth come out.

wah i cannot believe my leg so the powerful kick ball until people cannot stand up and teeth 2 come out.

u can believe or not? better not. i bullshit onli. try make stori more interesting laaa..

den i go home. i relax a bit. then i hungry. i go kitchen not even got dust. so i sian, then i cook flied lice. but not nice. i put salt very less, and the aginomoto oso i put very less. so my flied lice not salty. i makan one plate oni. then i hungry somore. so i make kopi. kopi oso fucked up. not nice. no kick.

den i make loti put peanut butter. want to makan wip the kopi see tv. but not good idea. becos i stori is like dis. my teeth is not straight one. some in some out. so i eat loti wip peanut butter is not peaceful one. i bite one time got two small peanut stuck in the teeth. i make 4 loti. but i eat 2 i sian oredi. everytime peanut stuck oni. whr got nice. aiyah..

so i boring i come online. come online oso dono do wat. i go alamak.com.sg wan to chat wip some girls. but all the girls siam me. i oso duno why. meybe issit i smelly? but cannot be. i juz take shower. and somemore internet is so big. pple cannot smell u from far away.

i dunno why oso the girl siam me. i use nickname very nice one. 'niceboy23'. the girl some will chat awhile. den siam me.

i very confused. i folow my fren advice. my fren say the girl will ask u 'intro'. he say when the girl chio u intro you must say 'would ja like some anal?' but i don understand what is meaning. i ask my fren, he say that is say to the girl you juz wan to talk cock and be happy. so i say.

but i veli dry. no hope. still veli confused. but nvm. i tink i wirte too many oreadi.

i oso want to say little bit thing about liverpoolfc. i like liverpool. liverpool is futbol team. my favorite. they play in englund. englund is place have many many angmoh. got some white angmoh and oso sum black angmoh. but i never find yellow and brown angmoh. yellow and brown pple tok like angmoh i got find. but they is not same. som tok angmoh very the fake one. like dey do do. but som realli stay at the englund from they born. so cannot blame them tok like angmoh. but back to liverpool..

last 2 years liverpool make me very happi man. they win champion league. champion league is cup, play by englund and the englund neighbor. all veli powerful team one. u not powerful cannot play. so when they win i hapi. bcos win means they are the powerful of the powerful.

but this year, liverpool make me very sad man. but sad cannot describe my inside feeling. so i ask my fren teach me new englund werds to say. he teach me 2 new werds. 'heartbroken' and 'disappointed'. he say these 2 werds is like sad x 100. and when they combine. is like sad x many2 until u canot count. i think word is 'infinity'. this one i learn on myself.

i last time see the cartoon toy story. the space man say 'to infinity and beyooond'. so aft cartoon i find dictionary and read meaning of infinty.

liverpool play the futbol, many times i want to cry. but my japanese sensei say to me, 'ali-san! man cannot cry! man tears is worth much much more than diamond!'

so i dun cry. i keep inside my heart. but today i cannot tahan. i must say in blog. so today i hope and i pray that liverpool will become good again. i hope they play futbol like last time, and win again. i see in englund there is many things to win. there is champions league, FA Cup, League cup, league title and so on. if they win all im happi man again.

then one day is i hope, is my biggest wish is to see liverpool play in world cup, vs brazil. and win. if realli dat happen, i promise to run naked at orchard road. u can come to support mi if u want. if not u can sit at home and see the news come out my face. my fren tell me if i ran naked at orchard, will come out the news, and become very popular.

my favorite popular man is william hung. he like cock. but can be popular.. so i have chance oso.=)

but yesterday my fren ask me. ' ali if liverpool always lose. waht u do?'
i say 'then i want to support man u'

but actualli that is onli mouth say, heart still in love wip liverpool. everyday i fall in love wip liverpool. when pple die, they put the flag on the the coffin. when i die, u must help me put liverpool flag on my coffin. if u are realli realli realli good fren of me, then u go englund to find Gerrard. u must catcch him and bury him wip me and the liverpool flag. he is i favorite liverpol futbol player.

dis is my story today. i hope my story today make u happi and make you smile. if u are hapi n u are smile after u read my stori today.. please u sms me say 'thank you ali'. if i noe i make pple happi, i am oso will be very happi.

if u duno my number. nevermind. there is small little box at right for u. u can write thank you ali there oso.

thank you veri much for read my life stori today. i is tankful u care n concern to find out how is i today.

byebye and salaams.

Other News

2006-11-19T03:57:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

one more getting hitched tomm.. one more next mth.. sume org dah start kahwin2 ah eh.. heeheehee.. steady je tiap2 bulan ade org kahwin.. wip the exception of Ramadhan ngan Syawal of cos..

liverpool vs middlesbrough 0-0
suar. suey. kemuning.. at least dah stop kalah.. jermaine pennant. ptui! mark gonzalez, tamak! jgn ckp muntah darah sakk.. ini mcm boleh berak darah siol..

fah, aku ade pass baru. muker aku lagi suar dari pass lama..

fiko
yeayeay.. fiko is back. yeayey~!

jun
tackle lar. kita tackle balek jgn nangis.

Other News

2006-11-19T03:48:00.000+08:00

Mimpi

2006-11-19T03:37:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

semlm aku mimpi.. aku gi anfield ngan arwah.. pas tu kita gi kop end.. steven gerrard ade. kiter dpt salam dier =p... ok den ini part suar mimpi tu.
steven gerrard tgh pakai makeup.
pastu aku tebangon.. aku tido balek. aku mimpi lagi. pegi kubor marghrib2.. nampak hantu kat kubo ciner.. hantu pakai t-shirt levis..

aku raser ade sumting wrong ngan kepalaotak aku.. besok kena gi scan..

Walking n Walking

2006-11-17T13:12:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

yesterdeeeyy, i came to werk. and then i took a looong loooong walk ard.. walked to admin, walked to HR, walked back to admin, walked to OJT offis.. oohh.. my logbook dah mark, so i took a peek-a-boo!

suar.. dpt grade 3 aje. average. oh well.. there's no more next times.. that was the last submission.. hancor harapan aku nk dpt grade 5. ptui.. klw tahu aku color diagram aku sumer..

but nvm.. yg sudah tu sudah..

28th.. 28th.. 28th.. 28th.. alalalalalala... yiPPeeww!!!

Rock Heaven

2006-11-15T16:52:00.000+08:00

i read sumthing cool today.. and its as follows..

'Somewhere in Rock Heaven Jimi is jamming out with Cliff Burton, John Bonham, Bon Scott, and Randy Rhoads.'

slmt dan salaams.

Makan n Makan n Makan

2006-11-15T04:36:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

i makan many-many siak today.. not realli alot lah.. but more than usual arh.. hmm.. lets see. before heading off 2 werk, nasi + asam pedas with one big piece of fisH. den 2nd round. even more this time.. hmm.. then washed it down wip one big plate of pineapple.. den 2 more pieces of bread wip pEenart bUttEr.. + 3 more packed into my bag..

ok so perot dah kembong.. gi keje hapi hapi.. la la la la..

sampai keje.. turun canTeen.. hmm.. pantang aku gi kanteen.. mesti tgn gatal nak belanjer.. bEli laGik loTi.. wip chips n cream.. yEayEayy...

pas tu gi hantar logbk! HANTAR LOgBook! hantaR LogbooK? YEAAH!!! ok ok.. g hantar LoGBooK, passby vending mesin.. kluar lagik duit.. uncle DjenGGot ManGo banDungzzz.. 1 bijik!

pas tu buat keje. penat. lapar lagi.

pas tu dinner.. nAsi AyAm besAr..jengjengjeng.. dah bes. mata dah berat.. kwn aku kLuaRkan jempot2 udang bacin plAk larh. kesian dier tak abes. nanti nangis jempot2 tu. aku tukang sebat..

pas tu BLik air.. naik atas.. rokok 2 batang.. fuuh.. sTiim.. dah kenyang, dah rokok.. dah stiim.. tinggal nk tidor aje.
naik werkshop.. tgn gatal.. kluarkan roTi yg dipaCked.. 3 bijik. mkn sorang...

hmm.. kuat mengemel arh aku eh.. hmm..
stressed? depressed? no laaa.. juz plain hungry.. dono why. luper bacer Bismillah kot?

hmm..apesal criter pasal makan nari. dah takde topik..

oh yea. gi JB. 4 bijik super4. big1, version s. spec 2. spec 1. kekurangan spec 3 n version R aje. mwahahah.. klw tak dah complete satu famili.

jb.. maggi goreng + ayam - sayor mamak mobil.. ais limau + 1 teh mamak..

balek ni, dah tkleh angkat. petua orang skg, mkn bnyk2, kena exercise.

petua aku pulak, mkn bnyk, baik pi blah tido, besok bangon buang taik suar, jgn banyak songeh kt blog. ok bye.. aku tido pon baik.

btw..
rAYEr piCsss aRE up!!!!!!
http://mulletween.fotopages.com

k slmt dan salaams!

Being Abused

2006-11-14T02:00:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

i was abused at werk today. by all the man u fans. hahaha.. blarrdeee wankers.. making the 3-0 signs. singing YNWA with sarcasm.. waaaah!!! takley angkat siiyyeekk.. satu harii siak aku kena.. peh sedap.. cukop2 siol doranga kasi..

but its ok. hero slalu jatuh dulu..

lucky thing is, i didn't watch it. klw tak darah mengirap nyer.. conferm!

good thing at werk. foreman and engineer arranging for me to do OT! and actualli getting paid for it! yessah.. mintak2 menjadi..!

k k. slmt dan salaams.

Raayer Kuu

2006-11-13T01:17:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

hariii rayeerr haaaari rayaaaaa.. hari raya ttp tibaa.. jgn kita, jgn kitaaaaa.. jgn asik berbelanjaaaa...!

ok semlm, dah settlekan geng lori peh jln2.. skg dah no more din lorri.. tgk ALONG LORRI! wooo hooo.. drebar lori suAr.. peh laju dier bawaK.. kalah siak tonner armi peh tercampak2.

got 10 rumah gwek raser.. in order of serbu-ed..

1. yan peluh - lontong, ketupat, ayam-cook-red.. meeting pt. wait n wait n wait. begok sampai sempat tangkap lentoq.

FEKO left, reservist in the evening.

2. lan koboi - slmt, dpt restkan perot.

3. wan ayam - mkn sapsukaa! fuhyooh! main ngan cicak besar.. apentah nama dier.. dragon lizard? hmm jinak benda tu..

4. gWek - dorang mkn, aku rilek.

5. wan begok - mkn.. HOTDOG ngan NUGGET sebat lebih.. GeReK.

6. afah dindangz - mkn laagi.. mi goReng + ayam gOreng. ade budak kecik kecoh. livewire siak. so timbul lah satu soalan
bonus, do i want children? hahahaha.. yeah tk lupa. KARAOKE.

7. arin gegerl - mkn mii goreng lagi.. ni kali mi goreng PEDAS nk MAMPOS. fuuhyoh.. sesuap dah raser. SYIok!

8. yan mayat - slmt siket.. tapi photoshoot gila babi kt rumah dier.. hahahaah.. mentang2 setting mcm furniture antique.. assik amek gambar aje budak. adik yan lawa, cute.. fuhyoh.. tapi baruu 2 tahon daaah.. aku chope boley yan??

IZYAN left, keje pagi the next day.
BOB left, keje mlm that nite.
AYAM left, kena kejekan..

9. nyayi arwah - mkn.. hah kau.. janji lepas magrib, dtng kul 10. sampai aje kena satu bakul kau.. nasib baik tk kena buat ketuk ketampi.. kena nasi bryani.. ah amek kau.. kembong siaak..

10. OD n family - mkn..hmm..lontong, satay, kuah satay.. abit lighter.. tgk bola sampei kul 1+.. chelski n watford. 4-0. fuhyoh. drogba. fuhyoh. come liverpool meh, meh drogba.. and yeah.. dpt psycho syima amek gambar!

from BB.. off we go. sent arin hm. den jurong hantar bart. back to CCK aku, moy, along dok depan. wanB n yan peluh dok blakang.. den aku bilang along.. acam.. lalu kubur ah? haHAhaAHah... dorang tgk kita masok jln bahar teros stare kat kita siak dari blakang.. suar abEs!

tapi dorang steady. as steady as evah.

den sent moy, pas tu balek ke rumah yan, utk kolek mtr. sempat test drive lorry dlm carpark alfian. fuuhyooh.. klw dulu ade din lorri. skg ade along lorri. lain tahun ade ali lorri. Insyallah..

11. baLek - perot terburai. aku pon terburai.

oke jumper lagi di taon hadapan..! slMt aRi rAyEr. maap ZaHer and BaTen!

slmt dan salaams.

Waddahell

2006-11-10T22:38:00.000+08:00

ouh waddahell..

i'll wear mom's kebaya for tomm..
juz lemme cross dress for the day..
and maybe make up n high heels too..

but im still keeping my boxers on..
no way u gonna get me into panties n bras..
or kotex.

=)

ciao.

Being Done

2006-11-10T19:55:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

almost there..! almost there..! a few more entries and im done.. FOREVER!! lepas beban kuuu..3 more weeks! aishhh!!! and for the past few days.. it was either reaching werk drenched. or reaching hm drenched.. ouh the rain.. tsk tsk tsk..

i checked and i found out that i actualli scored a perfect 100 for 2 papers. 98pts for abt 3-5 papers. a 70++ for another 3 papers and the rest were 90+.. i sat for 13 papers.. yea im BOASTING.. hahah!! so what? HATE me if u wiLL!! yAhooo!!

best trainee of TT29.11A?
could've been.. might've been.. =) if not for 3 WARNING LETTERS!! mwahahahaha... suar.. suar.. oh well..at least i had fun for the past year of my traineeship..!
mwahaha.. den it'll be a last gathering for tt29.11av during grad.. hopefulli every1 willbe there..
hmm TT29.11A. i sure as hell am gonna miss all the bullshit, the sleeping, the convoys to bedok for makan and all the smoking sessions together.. oh well.. we'll juz make sure our last gathering rocks the EC of the SIA..!!

ROBOHKAN ETD!!!

afah
mak kau n aku.. great minds think alike. so do crazy minds.

cinta
u actualli imagined??
you're SICK..
im so disgusted..

wanb
mmm.. hmmm..

Great Movies. WAR!!

2006-11-09T15:07:00.000+08:00

aye aye!!

two GREAT movies coming out in '07!!!!!! chEck out them trailers!!

www.300themovie.com

www.flagsofourfathers.com

Choices We Make

2006-11-09T14:32:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

yeayey! saturdey jln rayer! yeayey! bes seyy.. dpt naik lori ngan members ramai2.. yeayey!!

tapi aku ade satu masalah.. i got 3 pairs of baju kurung. cannot choose which one to wear.. aisey.. ade the very light beige, the blue n the green.. maklom lah.. tahon ni tahon senang..bonus meletop.. baju rayer pon 'TER'beli lebih.. so i was thinking how i should choose.. tapi susah sangat, so i decided not to choose..

and i found the answer..

imagine this. seriousli, i want u to imagine.. picture in ur mind.. u ready?
ok here goes..

samping itam.
capal itam.
songkok itam.

dats it. no baju kurung. bogel. juz the samping, songkok n capal. and yea.. sans underwear too.. i'll let IT 'hangloose' for the day.. like a scotsman..

are you imagining yet?
are you laughing yet?
better still, are you puking yet?

Great Minds

2006-11-09T05:17:00.000+08:00

so i was told..

GREAT minds discuss IDEAS.
LESSER minds discuss EVENTS.
SHALLOW minds discuss PEOPLE.

Log Book lagi

2006-11-09T04:47:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

13 Nov - my LAST logbook submission. No way im gonna be late dis time.. materials dah ade. dah start tulis pon! mwahaahaha!! its gonna be like.. 'sir.. my logbk. SARPRAaiisSSS!! im on time!!'

oh did i say im a special case btw? org lain submission date 08NOV. aku spesel. 13NOV. heeheehee.. suar.. suar.. kirer instructor dah kasi aku satu pre-emptive strike ah ni kan.. nabei.. but okei!

selain dari magik yg aku nk sampaikan tu.. hm.. takde lah benda lain..

cuma fah.. tadi aku bedek pasal motor tu sume ok. mwahahahah.. gullible ah kao.. aku saje je nak eksen terer.. tapi nanti aku try suggestion kau.. suruh bapak aku buat road sendirik, beli kereta kertas yg hungry ghost.. step kat highway, main selit2..

pas tu kaan.. ade cabaran baru.. klw dulu sorok motor dlm rumah tingkat 1, skg ada cabaran utk sorok motor kat tingkat 3.. nanti kau tunggu.. ngan gambar2 skali aku kasi.. the whole process k.. camne bwk bwh blok, masok lift, den along the corridor sume kan.. tapi kena tunggu ah.. maybe lagi 5 tahun biler aku ade rumah sendirik.. skg lom ada members lvl 3 ah..

dah bole backfire lagi boi.. aku raser minyak mobilF1 ada sial siket ah.. perasan aku cam gitu ah.. asal F1 je bole.. anyway aku try tepi teckwhye CC first time.. saje saje je.. skali meletop. aku hepi.. pas tu lepas limbang yg belok kiri balek rumah aku.. itu stretch.. dari limbang sampai hump depan kranji.. aku raser ade 5-7 kali aku meletopkan.. mwahahahah.. sial ah aku.. kurang kasih sayang siak kecik2..

hmm ok k.. slmt dan salams.

All In a Days Work

2006-11-07T20:24:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

me and engineer sial. well we can minus off the sial nw. i have to say that nw, we share a mutual respect for one another. an understanding between a grown up man, and a grown up boy. nyahahaha..

usual scenario will be.. 'ali come lets go.. got work..'

these few days.. 'ali.. later must bla bla bla.. wat time u wana start?'
and i'll go..'gimme 20mins rilek first..'
and he..'ok can..20 mins time we start..'

all abt hearts n minds boii..

but we still gt the usual cursing and swearing gg on in the AC when i decide to ask something stupid.. repeatedly. and sumtimes juz for the fun of it, he'll ask me someting to test me and then, juz for the fun of it too, i'll answer with sumthing stupid..totalli stupid. most of the times on purpose =), and sumtymes, juz sumtymes, the stupid answers come from the heart..well, i got my bongok days jugak pe..

like for eg.
(sometime in the past wk)

engineer: ali that lobang for wat ah?
alialialial: aircon lar..
eng: aircon ur head aH! give u one slap den u noe..
ali: fuck lah.. look like aircon wat..
eng: whr got aircon got lobang2 likedat one.. that one speaker lah bodo..
ali: ohh speaker ah? HOW i NOE..i still traInee wAT!
eng: what u dunno! KNN. i ask my dauhter oso she noe that one aircon..cheebye
ali: fuck lah.. den tomm ask ur daughter come n do lah..
eng: (stare kat aku)
ali: ok ok.. sorry ah..

oh well.. wat to doo?

but still..

I LOVE MY FUCKING JOB!!!!
I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH IT..!

k gross.. slmt dan salaams.

Peras Ugot

2006-11-06T22:51:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

ever tried closing your eyes and opening up ur ears when pple are ard..? hahahah.. u'd be surprised at the 'secrets' u'll find...

jgn cakap aku ajar eh..

so, to all of you who think that pple who 'sleep' alot cannot make it.. heheh.. think again..

biler dahh tahu sekret org.. ape lagik.. peras ugut ahh.. blekmel! yippee! feveret past time.. kasi 50. tanak kasi aku bilang sume org.. WoW.

ok.. eh budak.. 50 ah. klw tak aku bilang sume org. klw takde 50 kemas bilek aku..

k bes. slmt dan salaams.

Liverpool Wins

2006-11-06T02:59:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

liverpool vs reading 2-0
onli managed to catch the first half.. which looked crappy to me. but i heard the reds played well the 2nd. a win is a win! wooo hooo!!

man u wins. arsenal loses. chelski loses. WOW...

other news
anyway,
saddam hussein has been sentenced to death by hanging, if u didn't catch the telecast at 5pm juz nw. juz tot that we should know..

so r u rejoicing or protesting against this decision? wad do u think of saddam?

....

babylove
yadayadayada anfield anfield anfield. itu je kau tau. and my ideal. =) no i've not yet met my ideal..hard man to please eh.. wat to do?
bcos im worth it.. wooo hoo.. so loreal lorr!
n i dunno who is the u think i think nt even close bla bla bla.. hahah..whr got..??

syimah
and so u betta accept 'the kid' ok kid.. mwahaha.. peh senang nak ugut dekni. takde fight langsong.

afah
iye iye.. ustaz kau kata. mak kau kata. skg.. aku kata.. bla bla bla.. and thats final. mwahahaah.. okey beb.. larkin tlng bilang siang2 eh. jgn las minit..

tapikan, kwn aku katakan, parkin lot mtr kan larkin is fenced up.. hard to kebas leh.. hmm.. so aku raser can ride der eh..

...

ok ok.. slmt dan salams.

Rayaing

2006-11-06T01:39:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

the weekend has been spent visiting.. sat wip la familia and sunday wip the boys from sispec.. great weekend.. friday MC. sat offday. sundey restday. fuuuh syiok syok!!

saterdey mrayap buat duit. org hulor wa amek.
sunday merayap kluar duit. wa hulor org amek.

tak balek modal betol.. oh well.. easy come easy go.

finalli dpt lah aku jumpa budak2 kem aku.. yg the last time aku jumpa pon time buker rayer bersamer tahun lepas.. so busy sampai nk jumpa pon stahon skali.. klw takde rayer tak jumper ah tu.. so first off.. pii rumah WO Yan.. former PC. org kuat liverpool jugak. sound dier g anfield, dier ingat aku main2. pisang peh jantan. 1.5 yrs tk jumpe.. muker masey samer.. ade senyom miang dier. den off to pai's opn hse.. ni pon satu.. aku dtng berniat nak bertembong ngan kwn minah NTU dier, cukop time aku sampai sume dah blah. hancai! 2nd last.. rumah wan ravi. nyahahaha.. fish tank aku ingat tv. last skalik rumah asri, tgk arsenal lwn westham sampai almost 12 baru blah. baek.. gi rumah org tgk bola. smlm pon aku buat gitu. gi rumah pakcik tgk bola. apa nk bbuat.. rumah takleh tgk bola. tkkan mau jengok bola sendirik aje.. benda tu gitu, gitu jugak. naek boring..

and next week.. YAY! morning shift..! morning shifts leave my aftnoon and evenings free.. so i can do wateva i want!! downside is.. i got to wake up f****** earli everyday.. and ride when the sun's still not up.. then there's still morn traffic at loyang.. woohoo.. but OK! morning shift! ok go!

k slmt and salaams.

Being Different

2006-11-05T13:07:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

it is nice to be different once in a while, to stand out among the others.
but is it really necessary to work towards being different, each and every time?

......................

syimah
kid ahh.. or do u want me to say the other h****h? hahah.. now u choose..

afah
awww kamon.. have some faith.. nanti aku buktikan mak kau salah. ikut wishlist. l'armour perfecto. down to the fullstop.

......................

k slmt dan salaams.

Finding The Ideal

2006-11-05T01:51:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

2nd week of rayer..
and almost, almost every relative's house that i visit, comes the inevitable Qn that most single pple my age face.. and which is likely to be asked everytime i see them again.. until.. until u noe..

oke like i was saying to the kid..

its already so hard to find the someone that IS good enough,
and the small % that ARE actualli good enough, are already taken.
and the even smaller % that are good enough AND available, thinks IM not good enough..

so how?

like a friend used to say, 'i vowed never to marry until i find my ideal girl. i found her. but alas, i wasn't her ideal guy.'
so true. so goddam fucking true!
but the fucker has found some1 now.. so hahahahaha.. good for him lah. and yea the last time i checked, the above quote has been removed from his profile. nyahahaah.. pisang..

acam fah, begok? ada backing korang tak ni kali?

and to answer to Qns that the relatives like to ask, maybe the next time someone asks me that same Q, i should ask them back something like..
'when are u dying? ur so old, i mean its time isn't it? to go to the next level.. to die.'
that should shut them up wouldn't it?
hehehe.. nasty ali's coming out.. boo hoo hoo!

slmt dan salaams.

Using And Appreciating

2006-11-03T23:50:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

juz to add on to afah's entri on 'adat meminta tolong'.. something suddenly juz struck me..

do you sometimes wonder, if people appreciate the troubles you go thru for them?
or are we juz being used by pple whom we care abt..?
and maybe we're juz 'filling the time' for some pple when they're bored. meaningless entertainment for them?

who noes?

and how many actualli take the trouble to show u their appreciation.. u don't need to show it thru fanciful means or anything.. a simple 'thank you' and actualli meaning it will suffice.. but how many actualli do dat? or do you say 'thank you' to juz go thru the motions?

do you even say thank you?

The Wand

2006-11-03T01:24:00.000+08:00

aye aye!!

oh dear lord, i've stumbled upon something so cool..

ITS NOT THE LENGTH OF THE WAND, ITS THE MAGIC IN THE STICK.

and then she said..

'my dear, is dat a pistol in your pocket, or are u juz glad to see me?'

phheww.. wat a chic!

Champs League

2006-11-02T02:39:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

liverpool vs bordeux 3-0
rafa decided to stick at last! and woooo hooooo!! might this be the catalyst to turn ard liverpool's performance in the near future? hopefulli! but den again, couldn't catch the match pasal the OLD MAN lambat bayar bill SCV lagi! aRgh! geram aku dibuatnyer!

but nevermind.. lalalalalala..

and yea.. my engineer sial skg baik2 siak! gerek! dan today, my 3rd WL. oouuhh.. jumper manager besau sak.. tapi lepas.. duduk macam tikus, semua yes sir yes sir three bag full.. dier bual pon muka sinyiuum.. heng.. heng..

oh me oh my 1 more month to go.. please God, dont let anything go wonrg anymore.. Amin. Can we all please Amin togedder? for me please, ur bes buddy, ur prev bunk mate, the nice guy u saw, ur neighbour, ur friend's friend, juz for me.. AMIN.

and tomm.. aku kena bwk kueh g keje.. haha.. ade tradisi ar aku raser. everyone's bringing their kueh's to werk tomm.. so aku nye senior tech bilang aku.. 'li, besok bwk kueh g keje..'

and yeah.. i decided to be irritating.. haa.. muker bingit siak..

snr tech: li, bwk kueh besok..
ali tech: hmm.. ok...
(a few seconds silence..)

ali tech: bwk kueh buat ape?
snr tech: utk makan lah.. yg lain2 pon bwk..
ali tech: ohh ok..
(a few seconds silence..)

AT: tapi boleh makan kat rumah pe..
ST: ahh kau jgn bnyk soal, BWK aje lah..
AT: ah oke lah ok lah..
(a few seconds silence..)

AT: nak bawak kueh ape?
ST: (stare kat aku.. muker exasperated.. dan dgn sarcasm..) bwk kueh putri salah, kuih bakar, bla bla bla..
AT: ah buat ape? tu boley beli kat kedai malay snack kat kantin pe..
ST: kueh raye lah bengap! (dah bingit..)
AT: ohhh.. ckplah kueh rayer..
(diam..)

AT: nk bawak kuih mak aku buat ke yg beli?
ST: sukati kau lah!
AT:(..sengih sinis sendirik..) ok..
(kena stare dgn ST, buat tak nampak.. eksen dahbis soal, den dier paleng kepala aje..)

AT: nak aku bwk bnyk ke sikit?
ST:(muker dah makin bingit..) eh bnyk soal eh kau..satu tapauweh cukop laah!
AT:hmm k..
(diam.. ni kali kena stare lama siket)

AT: nak aku bwk beraper macam..?
ST: eh eh budak ni, kau sengaja nak sakitkan hati aku ke ape..
AT: mane ade, aku tanyer pon salah..
(diam sekejap, lepas tu aku paleng kepala kat dier..)

belum sempat tanyer..

ST: kau tanyer lagi sekali aku koyakkan baju kau eh..

teros aku tak try nasib lagi.. dier muker dah bingit.. abes tu lagi nanti dier kena sign kan log bk aku kan.. and i already had my fun.. so, aku sengih kat dier..

AT: ok ok.. heheh..

hahahahahaah.. bes!

k geng.. slmt dan salaams.

Hari Bodow

2006-10-31T01:13:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

eeeeeeeee.. inspection FAIL! bodow aRg! buat gwek kluaq lagi 15 ketiks setakat tu mudguard ngan reflector.. nasib mamasan kat seblah je.. wat an asshole!!!

and si bodo g lunch! wa mau bikin insuran lu gi lunch! aRggg..

terpakse giii JE. queue plak panjang.. dah cui minah gerek.. ingat ade chance g counter dier.. skalik kena counter jantan jaga. boooorrinnnggg..

dah lambat g keje.. terpakse lah kan laju sket.. sekali itu anak haram peh speed camera tak perasan lak!!! pui!

dan nari keje peh keje peh keje sampai baju kena robek sume.. tak cukop aniaya, itu PSU kena jatoh kat lutot aku. bnyk2 tempat kat dunia ni, dier kena jatoh kat lutot aku..

maka sah lah.. hari ini, hari bodoh aku. must be the roti bongok aku makan pagi2..

nur
11.. hmm Insyallah lah beb. aku pon tak mau janji ape2. sedare mare aku pon aku lom abis rounding.. lepas tu nk layankan matair-matair aku sume.. abiy camne?

afah
ntah? aku pon tak tau.. angin tiop kot tu pasal dier mlayang kot?

bablove
london ke, anfield ke, andalusia ke.. duit! duit! duit!

ayu
sudahlah, lupakan saja.. kiss n makeup sua.. sampai bila mau pendam..

ah k ah. slmt..

Liverpudlian Boys

2006-10-29T02:33:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

liverpool vs aston villa 3-1
wooooo... confidence booster! too bad tak dpt tgk.. oh well..

my eid
and yea, so far, its been a 100% record. semua rumah aku pegi, aku balek dgn satu paket ijau =) .. yeah.. aku perangai budak2, handwriting budak2..

but hahah, dont blame me, im juz blessed with a boyish charm.. and the sweetest boy at that.. =)

den i was visiting my aunt whu lives in a condo. so i was parking my bike below, and there was dis kid ard 6/7 yrs of age playing with his bicycle.. he saw me park my bike, den he came near, looked at me, then shouted to his brother..

'WAAAAHH... i never see motorbike before!!'

hahaahha.. plabuto these rich kids. tu lah.. mane2 pegi naik kereta, then nampak motor so the jakun.. duh.. rich kids..

tapi nari house-visiting got a lil spoiled by a lil rain. klw tak dpt collect more, maybe? who noes..? and den i got hm n changed out of my wet baju kurung.. and out again to... TOWN!!

met ayu, den joined up wip apiz n atie.. and we sat down at spinelli's where we talked abt of all things, balls, nipples, bras, or the lack of it, and morning erections.. hahah! and yea, there was small talk bout sum crappy bitch and all too.. ;P

and morning erections.. y? god noes why.. it juz happens.. every morning, without fail. and it brings me a smile, cos i noe that the lil dude's in good shape, for the day i wake up in the morning with a limp one.. it WiLL be a da.. ohhh i juz hope that day never comes..

and talking about morning hard ons brings me to this small lil question, juz out of curiousity.. hmmm.. u noe.. juz asking.. do girls wake up with erect nipples?

hahah.. k slmt dan salaams.

ps. ayu, we'll put all the road blocks n 1hr bishan rides behind us kayy.. lets start afresh shall we? c",)

Guardian

2006-10-28T01:28:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

the guardian
okey dis movie. not bad, quite a nice one. one of the better movies that are showing rite nw. pretty straightforward movie, not so much twisting n turning like the prestige.. but its lacking the sea rescue scenes, most of the movie focus on the training part of the coast guard rescue swimmer's trg..

and my log bk. kena balek siak.. instructor aku maseh lom mark.. wahahahah.. dier mainkan aku balek laaaa.. musibot.. no complains tho.. hahahaha.. suar!

and geng, alfian dah set. sat, 11 nov we gg jln2!

k slmt dan salaams..

My Day

2006-10-25T23:22:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

1.work
WoW.. setelah sebulan, at last tadi aku dtng keje pagi, aku turun gi canteen. belik air. beli makan. naik atas merokok dulu.. fuhhyoohh.. ini mcm baru bes..! baru ade kickstart the day! klw tak lemah je masok keje..

2.logbook
finalli submitted it. due date, 29th sept. submitted 25 oct. official champion of 29.11AV. nyahahahahahah... champion konon, hahahaah.. kena maki tadi senyap aje aku, angguk kepala sume yes sir yes sir. ahh.. ni lah dier yes sir yes sir three bags full. tapi betol peh senang hati.. mcm lepas satu beban besar.. besok collect, gotta prepare for the 08 Nov submission.. yeaa.. last submission.. unless aku cock up lagik ah.. mwahahahah..

3.liverpool
proudly declaring meself a scouser member! wa officially joined the liverpool fanclub! yeee haaaaww!!! renewed faith? hopefully it lasts. blardee hell..

4.anfield trips
and yes.. tadi checked out the organised anfield trips by liverpoolfanclubsg. liverpool vs man u, $2.7K. WoW.. man city vs lfc and middlesborough vs lfc, 3.2K. kiwaaak..

ni kalau nak pegi, bonus better be more than 3months siak.. klw tak, jgn cakap broke. teros broken siak.

klw dah broken, jawapnye kena brokeback ar kat changi aku. tu pon klw laku.. kalau tak laku.. aku terpakse gi skydiving.. without perechut.

5.the prestige
yikes!! aku nak bunuh izyan! ckp kat blog criter gerek. jgn cakap confused siak, aku teros concussed.. criter peh panjang, dier peh belit kalah criter tamil siak.. sampai nak tetido-tido siak. aiseyy..

ahh ok.. slmt dan salaams..

Im Done With It

2006-10-25T05:11:00.000+08:00

its over.. finalli.. phheewww...

thank you sir, but no more pls. i've had enough to last me a lifetime..

ps. luv the song!!! woo hooo!!

Ehem

2006-10-25T00:09:00.000+08:00

yessaaahh... masey dpt seyy!!!

Eid Mubarak

2006-10-24T01:57:00.000+08:00

Eid Mubarak kpd semua! May Allah's blessings be upon you this festive season.

Slmt dan Salaams.

Burung Merpati Baru

2006-10-24T01:55:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

okey geng. burung merpati wa dah oke. dah boleh bacer msg, ngan dah buley hantar msg balek.. hahaahah.

and tadi, waaaah.. ntah dari biler ntah, aku tak spot, tapi kwn aku spot front tyre aku dah kopak rabak siak. padan wobbling dier makin rabak.. rupernyer ada crack, ada satu spot lagi boleh nampak threads kat dlm, tayar dah kembong satu side. its a wonder i didn't get myself into an accident.. heng siak.. anytime boley blow siak..

bridgestone battlax bt090. setan woi.. makin kau turun, makin dier ajak.. setan woi.. setan.. jaga2 siak, takley campor sangat dgn ini mamat.. merbahayer..

k k slmt dan salaams.

Fuck It!

2006-10-23T04:52:00.000+08:00

$^@#$*#%&#()#@)$%)@##$%#^$&
nabei peh log book..
$@$%%^$&%*%^&$%#&^%*^(^$^##%^
bodo peh log book..
%^#^&@%&^*^#(*#&@(&(%@*^@(^(%
BIKIN SUSAH IDOP AKU AJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKU BENCI!!!!! AKU BENCI!!!!!!!

SETAN!!! BEROK!!!!! SIAMANG!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEE!!! GERAM NYER AKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heartbreak

2006-10-23T04:31:00.000+08:00

suar! suar!

liverpool vs man u 0-2
kena sembelih.. suar, suar.. heartbreak yet again. and i was in a room 3 other man u supporters. sedih, marah, bingit, kecewa.. hmm.. well, what to do.. marah, bingit pon bukan ape, sayang punya pasal. like they say, the things that can make u smile, they are also the ones guilty of making u tear..

and in other news,
shocking, breaking news as of 0514hrs, 23 Oct 06.
petronas twin towers was bombed. check out www.bbc.com. so far, no one has claimed responsibility for it.

so far there has been 451 confirmed deaths, 893 injured, and 1 kena tipu.

ok finalli got my baju kurung.. and yest my mom sarprais kan aku tiba2 balek JB ngan baju kurung lagi satu. WOW. merayapnyer tak seberaper, baju kurung sampai 3. so lets see, puteh/beige, temasek green and blue. new capals, finalli. now need to get a new girlfriend to accompany me for my rayer visits..

and yes.. tomm is 24th. rayer. and tomm is my mom's bday. bes nyer mak aku. rayer ngan bday same2.. kool.

dan tidak lupa.. kpd wan begok.. thx for the street direktori. and afah ngan ayu, thx for the 'uplifting' messages. i love road blocks.. dont u yu? hahaha..

oke so dats it..

nur
beb, wa kalau turun rumah lu sorang2 time rayer.. cfm kena suspect kuat siak! cfm kena soal siasat cukop2.
-kenal nur dari mane
-asal dtng sorang aje
-tahu tak yg nur dah tunang
-keje mane
beb acam? mati lah siak aku..

afah
late, held up. same. tapi memandangkan tadi kau on time. lets forget it. lagipon esok rayer.
hepi hepi suar, buang yg keruh, amek yg jernih, jgn lupa tambah sirap..
dan orang tu joget style pada aku. aku dah dpt imitate dier. yes, aku practise depan cermin sorang2. nanti kalo jumpe lagi, aku demo kat kau, ngan aku pon leh ajar ikhsan joget cam gitu sekali..

wanb
folk dance.. oh yess.. baby yess.. la sou! la sou! ipeyy.. GO!!

k slmt dan salaams.

Crunch Time

2006-10-22T06:03:00.000+08:00

tonite 8pm. crunch time.

and u.. infidel.. infidelity.. if curiosity killed the cat, then tanam menanam killed u!!

gotcha by the the balls.

Favor Plss

2006-10-22T03:35:00.000+08:00

ok i niid a favor..

saper maseh ade video clip aku panjat carpark? the full one..

cmon pple, i lost mine somehw.. shyTe!!

Haze Suar

2006-10-22T01:40:00.000+08:00

yikes..!!!

paip idong aku bocor!!! sume haze peh pasal larr.. bodo laRRR!!

eee boring nyEr aku.. bodow peh tukang kebon, bakar sane sini. bakar rumah dier baru tau..

Latecomer Champion

2006-10-22T01:13:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

so afah!!! i have officially found the WORST LATECOMER ever.. hahahaahah.. aku raser LATECOMERS seluruh dunia combine pon tetap dier champion laaaah!!

was supposed to meet these guys(kai, mus, syam) for break fast at Marina. so pple usualli pple wud meet at ard 6.30pm to get a place and all. so kai called to ask if i wanted to join in.. so ok. he said to meet at 6.30 at his blk(jurong).

i was thinking to myself.. weird kan. buka ard 7. and he wants to meet at 6.30. and summore we still need to get to Marina. tapi aku iyekan. so met him at 6.30.. den he said syam n mus wud be meeting us at marina.

so off we go. sampai marina ard 6.50. ohhh kita ingat kita yg lambat, skali carik motor dorang, tak jumpa.. so kai called mus. kat highway, on the way. call syam. tak angkat. hahahaah.. cheetot.. ingat dier pon on the way.

turns out the reason that mangkok tak angkat, pasal dier maseh kat rumah!!!!!! nabei!!

and get this, he was the one who said.. 'jumpa kat MARINA kul 6.30'.. and kai lagi suruh aku jumpa kul 6.30 bwh blk dier. nice bunch of guys... tapi.. hahahaha.. tak terdescribe kelewatan dorang nih.. and i thought i had it bad with bob..

oh my oh my.. where can i find a worst latecomer than this.. tsk tsk tsk..

at last.. wa buka coklet ngan air tin siak.. rokok je lebih.. pisaaang.. buka betul2, 8+ baru jamah daging..

k k slmt dan salaams..

New Video

2006-10-21T03:15:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

new feature video! got it from moy.. take a look..

there's just an overwhelming sense of peace n joy when u watch it.. beautiful.

i wish to do that also.. =P

anyone up to join me for a trip across the globe to dance our hearts out?

hahahaah.. enjoy!

you can find out more at his website..

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com

k slamat dan salams..

afah
aku pon tak tau. changing into one of your kind maybe? hahaha.. who noes? u might just see me pregnant next yr.. hahaahah..

Safari Park

2006-10-21T03:08:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

what a daaaay.. DVDs, PSPs.. all in a day at work.. takde buat keje langsong nari! ouhh.. soo fun.. suar kan tempat keje aku.. satu arii aku boleh darah up.. esok hepi go lucki.. halerrmakk.. giler giler.. nari pong makan free.. briyani dum! fuhyooh..

anyway, got dis stori from a family friend from indonesia.

dey have dis safari park in indo, TSI(Taman Safari Indonesia). the concept's exactly as the safaris in africa. an open vast plain where you can explore anywhere, preferably from inside a car. so dey went to this TSI, 4 adults and 2 children in a family car. they were at the more 'safe' part of the safari park.. (the area with giraffes, bla bla, the non meat-eaters). so they were travelling and just enjoying the sight when their car stuttered and broke down.

seeing that it was in the 'safe' area of the park, the driver, the family friend, decided to get out of the car and take a look at what might be wrong while they rest stayed in the car. he popped the hood and took a look at the engine, trying to figure out what went wrong.

all this while, a tiger! which was NOT supposed to be in that particular area had actually came up behind him. no one actually saw it cos the hood was up and the rest couldn't see what went on in front. and since the driver who decided to take a look at hte engine had his back to the tiger, he also didn't notice the tiger coming up onto him.

when the pple in the car finally saw the tiger, it was about 10metres away from the driver. so they started to shout to the driver to get back into the car. but when the driver realised what was happening, the tiger was already behind him. from wha i heard from the rest, the driver just stood there staring face-to-face with the tiger paralysed with fear. and they rest were already praying hard inside the car for a miracle to happen..

and in this holy month of Ramadhan, a miracle did indeed happen..

the tiger came up to the driver.. and said,

'usah khuatir pak. saya hari ini puasa. mobilnya rosak yaa? perlu bantuan?'

Tunjuk Prasaan

2006-10-20T01:37:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

sessi demonstrasi perasaan tadik! engineer suar tu buat aku bingit.. aku hempas safety helmet depan dier, teros kluar workshop..

hahaha.. the result, lepas dinner.. dier tak suruh aku buat ape2 kerje pon.. WOOOhoOO!!!!! GEreK pee.. 7.30pm - 12midnite goyang kaki, tido, main PSP.. syiok pe!

idea yg baek.. skali skala eksen mengamok, takyah buat keje..

whooyeaH!

Balasans Of The Blog

2006-10-19T02:00:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

rynn
well.. i liiikkeee it tooo! mwahahaha.. thx beb~

wanb
sssssss...SUCCHIARLO!!!! wahahaAHhaah!!! AMEK KAO.. lAMaaa punyaaa!!! ahh jawap! jawap!

ayu
eh aku susah2 carik, itu je kau cakap..?? ahh welcome laaah..

afah
alasans! alasans! dan fah..
asal kau kol aku, aku tgh tido.
asal aku tgh tido, kau kol aku.
ade masalah pe?

kk slmt dan salaams..

ps. siapapun kau, ku sudi terima. biarpun dosa semlm sebesar gunung menembus awan, yg penting hatiku dpt kau tawan..

eh lagu ape ah atas ni? lirik aku ingat.. tapi title aku lupa ah.. boleh jadi giler nk try ingat title dier..

Werk GerEk

2006-10-19T01:57:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

werk.. SUPeRB! hahahaah.. hepi Day arg nari.. bes aRg.. woohooo!!

abg nari buat keje engineer arG.. fuuhyooh.. bangga siak.. hahahaha.. ade tokoh jadi engineer.. dah gitu lagi engineer aku kasi aku dua orang jadi boi aku. wooo hoooo!!!! bila lagi mau carik trainee dpt 2 men jadi boi? bila? bila??

so siapkan keje utk dorang.. at last 9.30pm gituk keje abis. aku pon balek werkshop rilek2.. dorang tgh criter pasal new zealand. bole g bungee jumping lah, white water rafting lah.. mcm2 lagi lah xtreme sports.. termasok TanDem Jump!

so while listening stori2.. sekali engineer lagi satu masok. (yg ni bukan yg aku kenakan. yg ni gerek sikit.. tapi tetap sial jgak). so dier masok dier nampak aku, tak cakap ape2 ni. dier amek tangan aku, pimpin aku mcm kanak2, lalu membawa aku kluar werkshop.

aku pon dah boring arh.. ingat dlm hati.. alemak.. ape pulak keje dier ade utk aku ni kan..

dier kata ikot aje.. so kluar dari hangar.. naik kereta, dier drive ke arah airport. so aku pon tanyer, nak tow kapal balek base ke pe? dier kata iye.. so dier drive2 at last berenti kat airport. aku tanye, 'mane kapal?' dier tunjuk kat B777. aku pon sound balek, tadi Senior Foreman kata yg masok B747, ni B777.

dier kata jgn banyak soal.. ikot aje.

aku pon ikot aje.. wooooo hoooooo!!! tak nyesal arg aku ikot dier!!

rupernyer dier ajak lepak lah siak.. gi Terminal 1, gi McDonald, beli air, lepas tu jln2 kat aRrival hall. departure hall. tgk2 chix.. gi viewing galleri.. dah boring jln2 lagi kat arrival ngan departure hall. tgk minah SATS laa.. sempat kacau dua tiga. so dah boriing.. dier kata patah balek kreter ah.. drive ard airport.

amek kereta, gi kat spot baek. tgk kapal takeoff ngan landing.. dekat giler nyer.. orang slalu tgk dari viewing galley kan.. hah kau .. aku tgk depan2.. syiook..

fuuuhyoohh.. dari kul 10pm - 11.30 aku menghilang..merayap ke hulur ke hilir.. fuuhh.. gerek.. tak sia2 aku keje keras.. at least dekni tahu keje dabis bole rilek.. tak mcm yg lagi satu.. nak aku keje sampai mampos.. tapi dua2 tetap sial.

den tadi dlm ops room.. suar. aku tgh buat keje, den the new girl masok.. teros engineer yg paling sial ckp kat tu budak aku nak kenal2.. fuuuhyooohh.. sedap siak aku kena.. tergamam siak aku.. mcm kena sumbat Kon*k kat mulot.. tak terlawan siak.. aisey bedah..

aku raser, besok satu kampong ar tahu. pasal ade budak2 trainee ngan apprentis yg lain kan. padehal aku tak cakap ape2 siak.. aku bersuara, kena basterd. tak bersuare pon kena jugak.. hancai..

tapi today gerek.. keje tak boring.. happening laahh.. bnyk benda2 merepek terjadi..

a day well spent!

k k slmt dan salaams..

Its Everywhere

2006-10-18T03:20:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

ok geylang.. aku pusing kanan, lagu my heart. aku pusing kiri lagu my heart. mane2 aku pusing pon my heart. pisang. wa kena turunkan ar gini.. dah tak chii..

so..mission for tudey, mencarik baju kurung utk ayu.. lagi..

and i still havent got my 2nd pair..

pisang..

k k.. nothing much.. and now.. sessi mengutuk..!

and yes.. korang.. dasar lembab!!
dah tertera dlm skrip criter ROCK..
dua benda yg boleh merosakkan bangsa dan negare..
1. TAK TEPATI janji..
2. rasuah..
pantang nenek moyang aku oraNg laMbat!!
dan begok.. pls.. i beg you. jgn step blow blow seblah aku lagi kat highway. kau terer. kau racer. motor kau champion. aku tak setaraf, tak setanding. aku ngaku kalah dgn kao..

k slmt dan salaams..

ps. nari hari kotek aku.. sori.. jgn marah.. jgn pendam.. lepas ni aku jadi badot utk korang lagi ok.. bes..

pss. new feature vid. ayu, specially utk kau, yg takut kucing.. hahax =p

Disaster Zone

2006-10-17T18:38:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

whoa.. JB mcm disastEr zONe..!!! hancai.. jam sana sini.. kecoh abes.. aku pegi pakai baju puteh, balek pakai baju kelabu.. dgn PSI yg tinggi entah ke mana.. nampak mcm genting rasa mcm suar..

tapi disebalik pengalaman pahit ini, aku sempat senyom kat dua minah kastam yg whooooyeeaaahH!!!

den time balek, kat zebra crossing.. ade teksi ni berenti betul2 kat tu zebra crossing.. then there was dis kid..yea a kid.. aku raser prembry skul.. he wanted to cross.. den there was the teksi infront.. hahahah.. so dier angkat tgn kat teksi driver as if he was saying 'wat the hell??'. hahahahaa... wa dah kekek siak sorang2.. ingatkan dier nak cross teros jln aje.. sekali dier jln blakang teksi tu, dier ketok bonnet teksi, angkat tangan maki lagi... hahahahaahah.. musibot peh anak.. kecik2 dah pandai kurang ajar siol.. tapi mmng baek.. tu zebra corssing ade stop line peh kan.. hahahaahah.. power lah..

girl
thx lah eh for the wishes.. dun be sorry.. nothing nice is ever too late..

afah
akak eh? kau dah ngaku akak eh? aku dah lama tunggu kau ngaku so that i can say..
'akak kepe?? akak kao peh laki!!!!'

shima
ler.. ni sape lak? ikot laki kau.. ok-kan dier. ajar sama dia. sekolahkan dier sikit. dah kahwin kan, trimer yg baik ngan yg buruk.

hmm.. k k.. slmt .. dan salams.

One Right Up Yours, Sir.

2006-10-17T06:09:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

at werk..

POWER!! tulang to the buka!! wooo hooo!!! got pple belanjer somemorE.. sYioK aRg sYioK!!
den we had a new girl join us today.. hahaha.. ade xtra bising sikit gitu kat meja aku.. hmm.. thats wat i noticed. mentang2 ade cix.. ade je criter..

so lepas buka, biaser, dah kena tulang, dah kena air jagong power.. dah mcm malas gituk kan nak gerak laagi.. but too bad... work is work.

so ard 8, continued till 9.30.. had to remove 6 racks. by 9.30 done abt 4 of them.. so my engineer came and said to wrap up and call it a day. hahahaha.. wa dah hepi.. technician wa dah hepi..

so clear up the area, tagged the racks.. gedebak gedebuk.. dah siap gitu.. kita panggil engineer.. ok done..

engineer: ok good.. come lets go down.. we continue tomm..

me&tech: tomm we off..

engineer teros muker berubah!!!! wAHAhaHahaAHAha.. dieR ingat kita besok keje, so wrap up earli n calibot.. sekali kena main bontot ngan kiter.. hahaahahah.. muker peng siak dier.. muker menyesal siak suroh wrap up earli.. wooo hooo..
baeik ArhG!! 1-0!!

and might i add dat this particular engineer slalu takley tgk orang duduk diam. asal bontot kena kerusi je, dier mesti ade keje utk kita. so kita ade kind off bingit ngan dier.. soo sweet sweet vengeance for us.. hahah..

'tomm we off..' hahahahaha

never had 3 words other than 'i love u' have so much impact on someone..

yEaaa.. adicHa ppUdiCha yIPPEee!

nari, aku nampak rider macdonald bwk super4. giler.. giler..

slmt dan salaams.

Girl

2006-10-17T06:06:00.000+08:00

Girl,

ok so if ur a boy, we'll scrap dat thoughts on a private celebration..

BUT..

if ur a girl.. heheh.. cmon baby light my fire..

Thank You

2006-10-17T05:51:00.000+08:00

aye aye..

thx for reminding me that im older..

aLong
oke bouy. mekasey beribu-ribu lemon. yea cepat aku dpt jodoh, cepat aku buat anak. Insyallah mahal rezki masok berlimpah2.. boleh beli R6 kau.. hahahaha..

afah
timer kaseyy~ yes kubur yes. time? ye ye lain mak lain bapak. tapi mak kau mak aku jugak. bapak kau bapak aku jugak. abang kau, abang aku jugak. dan yg penting.. anak kau.. anak aku jugak!! aku nak cakap laki kau, laki aku jugak, tapi ade chance kena terajang ngan kao.

ayu
thankiuk ayu..tapi dok dok sendok kappe.. ok lah kuali, Insyallah sume tercapai. bnyk jugak hajat aku ni kali DOK..

NiE chics
syukran syukran.. kpd dinda(s)ku tersayang, asmida(s), walaopon ade yg dah ber-laki dan ber-boipren, monyet/beruk/setan ni nk ucapkan i LuRbp u aLL laaaah..

wanb
thnx ar boi.. ngok balek kat kao. ngok bgok. ok. kata nk belikan aku street direktori. mane?
aku tuntut.

nurais
eh beb.. tengkiuk eh ur sms. aku tk dpt bacer lah. pasal screen aku pecah. aku nampak hujung2 aje ah.. hahahaah..

mcm mesra gituk eh tahun ni besdei aku? hmm.. asal lak eh kecoh tahun ni? pelik.. yelah.. tahun lepas.. hmm.. kat bez tak salah. 2004, aku dlm kem. 2003, aku kt taiwan. yg sebelum sebelum tu aku tk ingat..

a new beginning, a new hope..

so today, lets dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one's listening, and live like it's heaven on earth cos yesterday's gone and tomorrow may not come.

slmt dan salaams~

Long Lost

2006-10-16T03:52:00.000+08:00

juz found out..

arafah is my long-lost sister.

ahahahahahahaahahahahah!!

fah, skg satu dunia dah tau aku adik kao!!!!!!!!!!!

yaahoooo!!!

G-Land

2006-10-16T03:24:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

was expecting another mendak sunday.. ya larr.. bola pon dah tak gerak time posa.. den jengjengjeng!! ada plan pii g-land!!

geylang doesn't ever change does it. from my first memories there, till nw, asal ke sane aje, asik nak kena bergasak aje dgn makcik2. wooisshh.. nasib baek wa penyabar, klw wa penyamon, abes. but today does seem better compared to saturdays, less crowded. hmm.. dah spot a few interesting baju kurungs again, tapi sen sua abes.

ape kata, apa kata, friday onwards, g lagi? itu time aku dah ade sen.. heheh.. yea..

anyway next week will be better. biaser, prices will be gg down further.. so hopefulli can get some real good bargains. so singgah tanjong katong to get ayu's baju kurung.. dier g checkout ngan afah.. sementara itu, aku ngan bgok merayap2 terspot hankerchief liverpool.

whoa.. dah bes. $3.50. gerek. nak beli. skali terspot. The Kob. awawww.. spoiler.. supposed to be The KOP!!!! not THE KOB!! so tak jadi laaah. wat a spoiler.. so makcik kedai tu pon kluar tanyer nk beli.. bla bla bla.. kita pon sound.. cik, ni salah spelling. hahahaha.. perangai setan. gi kedai orang, bilang hankerchief salah spell. wa gerek wa gerek wa gerek wa gerek..

to all yg nak beli dendeng.. most are selling at $3.50 per 100g. kita dah spot one stall selling at $2.50 per 100g. tapi aku nak explain kat mane pon susah. so round2 aje sampai jumpa. ade memang ade. kalau sengkek sangat nak sep $1(bole beli air tin) go ahead.

fah
so fah.. next wk boley g kubur tuesday aje. klw jadi bilang siang2..

wan
sssssss..sukati kau lah nak.

k bros n sises.. slmt.. dan salaams..~

Boi Nonsen

2006-10-15T19:56:00.000+08:00

wan

ssss..targfirullah..

Childhood Dream come True

2006-10-15T19:29:00.000+08:00

On March 2003, the Beagle II Mars rover was launched.

We were told it crashed.

Its last transmission was classified top secret.

It was the only warning we would get.

Their WAR, our WORLD.

7 April 2007. Transformers The Movie.

Girl

2006-10-15T03:41:00.000+08:00

Girl,

and why cant a guy be someone special to me?
ur far too narrow minded..

ps. jgn mare kalo dingin2 aja..

Of SMSes

2006-10-15T03:31:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

dear friends, members, girlfriends, brudders, steady girlfriends, scandals, love,

do not sms me for the time being. screen pecah. lu sms wa cannot read oso. so ape2 kol ok?

ok bes. once i get meself another new phone, den aku kalo aku dah start sms korang.. maknenyer dah ok lah tu.

k slamat dan salaams.

Mangkok

2006-10-15T03:21:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

liverpool vs blackburn 1-1
hmm..tak tgk. tapi. ci*** ar livepool. geram siak.
nak support team lain ah. support Hereford United lagi baek.

saturdey burn lagik. pisang. nak tgk the guardian pon tergendala. mcm2 arg.
nak tgk liverpool peh game pon mangkok. suar. bukak tv. on ch 23. sekali SCV lom bayar.
suar!!

nasib baek ade budak keje lepak daerah rumah gwek. aper lagi.. beli kropok beli air. lepak kat playground.
playground pon playground laaah. wooo disember melaka. like ok onli~

ckp pasal trip2 ni sume.. mwahahah.. mcm2 tempat arg orang ajak.. lets see..

fad - koh samui/bangkok
andy - london
zul hanyot - hongkong
ijad - amsterdam
syam - LA

mwayahahaha... pisang2.. satu dah gatal nak pakai tiket nampak.. wooo hooo..
wa pon dgr wire trip aje. gatal gak kan.. tapi nak pileh mane siak. sume mcm gerek.
tapi bulan 12 motor peh besdey.. fuuhh..

ahh.. gini2 susah nak pileh, gi st john islan sua. ubin ke. sentoser pon bole. kusu island jgn lupa.

nur
wa dilanda todak ade arg beb. klw aku putus cinta,
kau ade members pe nak kenal2kan?

wanb
slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. terawih.. slayer.. slayer..

k slmt dan salaams.

Lab Park

2006-10-14T05:13:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

wats with NiE girls and Ferrero Roche?
hahahaah..
afah kasi satu. ayu kasi satu.
korang ade dpt free kat skolah kepe?

met up with kai, mus n syam.. mwahahah.. ktm, sebat burger 6 bijik. 4 orang peh makan. den lepak at labrador park. satu2 story pasal blind dates. mwahahah. being kissed by gays. pasal date pakai helmet tebalek. hahaah.. mcm2. sempat ngorat minah kat KTM. weee hooo...

den the blardee MUS.. he went to the Russell Peters show! WAH.. basterd. tak bilang kita! takpe. takpe.

nur
ey beb. kau ni tak abis2 nak try nasi minyak aku. kau peh tu. standby aje. anyway thx fer the wishes. yan pon samer date ngan aku kan. hahahaha.. kem slm kat dier skalik!

su
whoa.. u been missing long long time girl.. anyway thx fer ur wishes.. ur 10 nov rite? or 11 nov? hahaha.. somewhere der.. i'll b wishing u soon~ and no. the saman makcik didn't get me! hahaha! bes..

k k slmt dan salams.

ps. iftar pics at afah's up. along's fotopage. links at the tepi.

Girl

2006-10-14T05:09:00.000+08:00

Girl,

a special post, for a special sumone like you..

i wished, i hoped, i pined..
but u noe what they say,
we save the best for last.

u n me, we'll hav a private celebration. just the two of us.
what say u? hahaah.. =p

slmt dan salaams.

ps. who r u?

Summons II

2006-10-14T05:06:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

ok so.. the verdict.. dorang tak berani saman. =p
fuuhyooh.. gwek gengster carpark.. wooo hooo!!
yess yess menjadik! menjadik!

slmt dan salaams.

ps. mess with the best, die like the rest.

Summons

2006-10-13T19:55:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

oke so, i got home from werk. masok carpark, and there they were. jengjengjeng. 3 of them. makcik saman. so aku buat ape? instead of turning back, wa go ahead.. masok Lot. ade satu makcik tgh saman motor.

ini kira trick psikologi. dgn confidennye aku park motor. dan dgn konfiden aku swagger out of the carpark. sempat campak satu jelingan madu maot kat tu makcik.

so ape yg aku nk try buat ni. aku nak tgk.. dgn cockiness aku ni, dorang berani saman ke tak.

so either aku lepas, or aku dpt tiket $8.

aku belum check lagi. akan ku updatekan selanjutnyer..

k salams.

Tanhk You

2006-10-12T23:44:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

okey ingin ku mengucapkan ribuan terimah kaseh kpd members2 yg susah payah mengsarpraiskan aku.
dan juga mengucupkan ribuan virtual kisses kpd u all.. hahaha.. nabeh.. ali dah Gay.

tahnk u.. alfian. wa ada feeling lu cip.
tahnk u.. afah. kerane rumah kao.
tahnk u.. wan b. kerane sering merepek.
tahnk u.. bob. kerane jadi boi aku.
tahnk u.. lan. kerana slalu kaypoh.
tahnk u.. arin. kau lah yg paling menawan semlm.
tahnk u.. along. pasal kamera kao.
tahnk u.. bart. abg bart.. =p.. keraner.. u noe why.
tahnk u.. feqo. kerana .. ah engkau aku tak tau apasal.
tahnk u.. shirin mataer piko. keraner jadi matair piko.. klw tak dier slalu jiwang2.
tahnk u.. ayu. pasal ko bwk tikar.
tahnk u.. atie. pasl ko potong kek aku.
tahnk u.. hapiz. pasal ko ckp arin cute.. dpt kita kacau dier Gay.

hmm.. tlng pls.. no more sarpraises. no more rembat2. gwek sua GanYot. takleh angkat benda2 gini.
jantong dah tak kuat mcm dulu.

afah
biar lerr dier flirt. dah besar pon budak tu. dier pon ade nafsu zahir dan batin. lain lah orang dah kawin. ade tempat mengadu.

wan & nur
nur dah tunang. wan dah ade anak. korang nk menggatal jgn kat sini. nanti yan bantai aku susah aku ok.

selamat dan salam sejahtera.

ps. thank You for everything. syukran. syukran.

Heart

2006-10-11T04:51:00.000+08:00

taching.. taching..

ps. new video feature.

Yessah!

2006-10-11T02:33:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

ohhoohoho... sarprais sarprais~! gWek peh baju kurungan rupernye sudah dibeLi oleh daddy gWek..! ooohh.. takyah aku kluar duit. sep siket. heng ah..! free baju kurung.. dah. skg mau ngecek mother lak. maaa, nak blik capal.. beli lah sana kat geylang tu. takde duit. nah amek ni.. yeyeye! hahahaah.

ok ok. so the semlms went to penin wip yan peluh. fuuhyooh.. semangat carik baju slayer ar members. mentang2 mau gi konsert. tapi bukannye tak tau tu budak. dier kes peluh rabak. gi concert nanti bukak baju. sukati kau lah yan, janji kau dah blanjer aku buka. coupon pon coupon lah.

slmt. dan salaams.

Mr Jerebu

2006-10-08T17:14:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

after a year of being MIA, my good friend Mr. Jerebu is finalli back. hahahaah. came when his presence is sooo greatly not required. and at a bloody wrong time too, esp during this fasting period. hard to deal with. tapi kan.. dgn jerebu yg tebal ni kan, style jugak wye. naik mots lets say ade thick jerebs kan.. then you go thru.. dari depan orang tgk kau mcm kluar dari hellgates gitu, dgn asap berkepul-kepul, dgn ade asap swirling blakang kau. fuuuhh.. mcm RENEGADE.. style.. dah gitu kena pakai sunglasses daa.. kena bawak shotgun. motor kena tukar harley. kena pakai boot koboi. baru kena gaya.

fuuuhhyooohh.. bole imagine kan.. kan.. pas u dah style2.. jln kedepan sikit. langgar pokok. jerebu tebal sangat. tak nampak. lagi style.

tapi semlm pon teruk jugak lah. dah macam kat genting highlands siak. tapi genting dingin, udara fresh. ni lain. ni suar. suar 10X ganda

katak oh katak,
kenapa kau panggil jerebu.
macamane aku tak panggil,
nak halau si budak setan.

tak rhyme kan? gasak ar.. janji tulis benda..

Geylang

2006-10-08T03:54:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

okey so the impossible has been done! wa dpt wa peh half day leave approved laaaa!!
wweeeehoooo!!! hahhaah.. sapa mau berguru sama wa, skill psycho boss.. takyah angkat buah sume..
skill buat muker kesian aje..

past few days werk TEROK arg.. bley saket siak.. tak pernah2 aku pakai face mask buat kerje. kali ni, terpakser.
habok dier, fuuuhyyooohh.. kalah bilek aku.

tapi oleh kerana tekun buat keje ngan skill muker kesian aku, maka dptlah leave aku nari.

so da amek leave, turun geylang. naik 'bangvan'. wak salleh peh van. supir - along. klw kena bwk motor.. hmmpphh..
kirim slm suar kan geylang.

geylang, standerd. packed to the jammed like the sardines from the south china sea. tapi not so bad since went at 2300++. bnyk orang pon dah blah. so lebih sket tempat bernafas. dah survey baju kurung utk tahun ni.
quite a few nice design.. belom tahu nak choose yg mane. so mebe will be gg down for a second look-see, then bhamm..
angkot 1 ke 2 ke.. kan? kan?

aisey. suasana geylang aft dey demolish the pasar pon actualli not much diff. still the same old same old.

off to town to pick up alfian. baru dating. nabeh. msg aku petang2 tanyer kerje ke tak, ingat ade plan. cukop time dier menghilang. takpe takpe. pasal ko blanc air nyer pasal.

den aft that. newton. pisang. sop kambeng 5 ketol siol. ****. yan pon nari kaya, blanjer air. tebu 2ketol siol. kiwaaak.. tebu dari negeri mane pon aku tk tau.. so dah lantak, dah hepi. ade kes lak. hahaha.. kes gaduh pasal beer. musibot. bikin seram je. ade je botol terbang kena kepala aku. dah tak chii.. pendekar mastur belom ajar aku elak lagi.

k den balek.. hahaha.. mcm bangbus siak. angkat cix.. tak mau elaborate arg.. tak sama bacer kat blog ngan ceriter dari mulot.

terserempak jugak si budak nur tu. skali dier jln menonong aje buat kat tepon. mesti ngan lurbp.. sampai wa depan dier pon dier tak perasan nih. aiseh..

k geng. next wk. wednesday. buka ruma afah dingdangz. jgn lupaaa yaa..

k slmt dan salaams.

Hepi Celebrations!

2006-10-05T04:36:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

oouuhhh.. im 4 days late but..

hEPiii cHiLdRen's DaaYY!!!!!

wooo hooo.. altogether now!!!

'sama-sama, maju kehadapan, pandai cari pengajaran..
jaga diri dlm kesihatan..' aku dah luper lirik dier.. lama sangat tak nyanyi.

do u miss children's day...? hahaha.. i sure as heaven do..
no more KFC on 1st Oct. no more holidays on 1st Oct.
there's aLot of shit missin on 1st Oct these few years.

i wanna be 14 again.. =p
so i can go to lot 1 aft school again..
and sit at the library for hours n hours..
with win of course.. wooo hooo!!!!

fuuhh.. dulu ade 2dollar dlm kocek lepas skolah peh lah hepi.
skg.. hmm.. klw tinggal 50 aje dah garok kepala.

aisey.. k lah..

slmt menyambot hari kanak2 disamping bulan yg indah ini.

wassalam.

Rambots

2006-10-05T03:59:00.000+08:00

aku nak gi rebond lagik!!!!!!!

Rob-B-Hood

2006-10-05T00:29:00.000+08:00

mmm! mmm!!

Mhmmma Mfmammm mghmm wanb mm alfian..hmmm Lot 1 mmmm!! mMmaamamamM!!!!

mhhammahommmm mlmgmameagemmmm!!! MHAamhamhamhmaa!!

slMmmt sllammmms..

Swap LanTuii Ahh!

2006-10-04T02:39:00.000+08:00

aye aye!

ok so yesterday the company said, 'come in on ur off day'. and replace the off day with saturdey.

good deal? ok good.. but..

today, the company said, 'swap cancelled. ac not docking.'

fuhyooh.. sakiiit haaatiiii.. sakit sekaaalii.. melihat plan aku, hancor berkecaaaiii..

maner leeh gini beb. lu sua kater swap, ac masok tak masok kena honor agreement arg. den takpe. leave masey bnyk, boley amek. so aku terpakse nak kena amek leave arg kan.. tapi..

'ali, saturdey cannot take leave. i tell the foreman not to approve oreddi..'

awwww kamon.. wa trainee siak. wa not part of the operational work force siak. wa xtra man. u can do without me siak.. sot aje.

ok dah block leave aku. lagi berani tanyer..

'tomm wanna come in OT or not?'

'for wat? i not eligible to claim OT pay'

'nvm. i give u off day.'

'when? i want dis saturdey.'

'cannot lah. i give u during hari raya.'

hmm.. puase tak puase. ni jawapan aku.

'nabei ci***.'

afah.
eyyy jgn jakun pls. takkan ko tak biase stroke2 ni sume. ur married after all =D