Conspiracy Teori

aye aye!

bez
today, i heard the story of a man, whose mother died 3 times, bcos.. he wanted to borrow money!.. chichibota..

and the fourth time his mother 'died', he was told to fuck off and come back when all his mothers were dead.. hahahahha..

duit peh pasal.. tipu orang tak agak2 siak..

conspiracy
they may seem sweet and nice, but there's mathematical proof to prove otherwise.. hear me, women are evil!

First we state that women require time and money:
Women = Time X Money
And as we all know “time is money”
Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:
Women = Money X Money
Women = (Money)2

And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state:
Money = (Evil)1/2
And Since
(Money)2 = Women
Then
(Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)2" from above that:

Women = Evil

arab st
wa jumper tempat chill main pool.. tempak rilek abis nyer.. tapi nearby Arab St n Beach Rd.. first time wa main billiard.. kena bantai olo olo siak.. and at Arab St.. beli teh.. ini teh nama dier Orange Pkoe Tea.. sum sort of floral/herbal tea...

anyway.. aku ngan members aku lagi 2 ekor tgh figure out camne nak pronounce the PKOE werd.. lepas berdebat utk 10 minit, we agreed that.. it shud be pronounced as.. 'orange puki tea'. or klw bahse melayunyer.. teh oren kangkang.. acam? mau try..? 2.50 per cup or $6 per pot. al majlis, arab st. cibai. at last raser macam teh-o. nabEh..

kebodohan/kekayaan
bnyk jugak benda bodo aku buat nari. park moto kat beach rd, naik cab gi junction 8. dah gitu takde, time nk balek, pegi kat taxi stand, call cab. orang pon tgk kiter garuk kepala.. tapi ok.. at least hari ku tak boring nari..

orait orait.. sambong lagi esok.. saturday.. so far takde plans... ape agaknyer aku buat eh.. hmm..

salams.