Uncle Gwek

ok ok!

pagi2 nari dah criter suar.. tembus gantry laGik.. camne dier on 7.30 pong aku tk tau.. slalunyer on 8.00 pagi.. suar abis.. lagi 70 terbang ni.. pong salah gwek jgak.. gatal nak jln PIE kan.. ah.. amek obat..

nari kt kelas.. tk bnyak hal sangat.. tkde lessons sangat.. gi BASE.. tgk kapalterbang! wooo hoooo.. peh dekat.. first time aku so dekAt ngan kaPalterbAng.. sampAi bLey masokkAn kePala dlm landing gEar ke pe.. fuuhyoohh syiook..

'now u all want to ask question better ask..i tell u.. if uncle dono, 2 hrs later uncle come back give u answer.. all uncle tell u are real.. if u think uncle bullshitting u, next time can ask other pple.. so now if u got question, ask uncle.. if not next time uncle ask u back, u better noe how to answer.. if u answer wrong.. uncle will kanachi u..'

muahahahaha..wa pong tk tau kanachi tu ape.. tapi wa ketawe je.. kekek ar ni org tuer, semlm dier refer diri dier donkey, nari uncle.. besok ntah ape..

anyway dlm safety briefing, dorang kater biler on the job, kena pake safety boot lah, proper attire lah, helmet lah.. buto arg.. wa sampai.. wa nampak beberaper pakcik pakei singlet bangser cam ahpek2 nye, helmet pon takde.. kiiwwaaakk.. lain dier brief, lain yg aku nampak on the ground.. bohong punya oRang..

abiy patah balek kelas, tgk video pasal air crash.. Boeing 757. Penyebab crash.. pelik.. satu technician luper remove scotchtape.. aiSey.. pasal satu scotchtape peh pasal itu bender crash.. menyedihkan.. so dari ini, si lekturer pon bilang kiter..

'u pple ah.. are very important on the ground.. wahtever u do, can affect the whole plane.. so u must do ur maintenance properly ah next time.. whatever u take out, must put back, whatever u put in, must remove.. i teach u all sumthing, next time when u all werking on an aircraft, just remember spiderman..'

ini part.. sume muker blurr.. leerrr org tua ni.. tiba2 masok topik spiderman.. ape kena mngenak siYek.. so biler dier tGk kiter da blurr.. dier pon sambong..

'remember waht spiderman uncle tell him before he die..?'

muahahaahhaah.. part ni satu kelas diam.. betol jgak cakap orang tua ni..

'with great power, comes great responsibility..so u all remember next time.. nt everyone can anyhow touch the aircraft.. when u all doing repair, remember dis.. the passenger life is in ur hands..'

so itu dia 'uncle' gWek.. amat kekek orngNye.. nari pon ade beriter baik.. it seems ini cse takde exam..!! yaHooo!!! wooohooo!!! gereK pee..

balek lak eksiden dasyat kat SLE.. 5 lori pile up.. keCoh.. between Upp Thompson n Mandai Rd Exit.. Lane 1, 3 kena tutop.. camne ntAh bley giTu.. biaser.. hujan lagik nari.. cfm ade yg tak kena nye larr.. kemek2 siak tu lori sume.. ade beberaper bijik moto jugak tersadai kat shoulder lane.. termasok satu plate mesia.. mesti tu sundal pecot bwk sembarang tau.. mesti dier lah penyebab.. muahahahaha.. countryist ar aku ni..

hmm.. oke oke arg.. sampai sini jek nari...

salams.