Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Frodo And Sam

If you've watched The Lord of The Rings trilogy, in The Return of The King.

After the Ring has been destroyed and the Orcs defeated, the scene changes to one where Frodo is lying in bed recuperating. And then comes in Sam and the two friends look at each other..

i found that to be ..

THE GAYEST MOMENT IN CINEMATIC HISTORY.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Thank You For Not Smoking

On 1st Jan 09, the smoking ban in effect have been extended to..
  • children's playground
  • exercise areas
  • markets
  • underground and multi-storey carpark
  • ferry terminals and jetties
  • non a/c areas of shopping ctrs, offices, shops and lift lobbies
in addition to the already in place bans on areas such as
  • food centres
  • bus interchange n shelters
  • swimming complexes
  • public toilets
  • entertainment nightspots
Although I do not disagree with most of the banned places, as at most it would only inconvenience me a little, i do not understand the decision to bann smoking in carparks.

So now i guess that little stick of cigarette contain lots more poison than that black Rock Oil Rxz's smoky pipe eh. Hmmm. Somemore the owner like to blow the pipe like nobody business. Wah liao eh. Siow eh.

And on food outlets smoking area being demarcated by a yellow box. I didn't know yellow tape provided an invisible barrier against the poisonous fumes from a lighted cigarette.

If the authorities really want Singapore to go smoke free, then totally ban smoking in food centres. I don't mind the hassle of taking a walk 5 metres away from where i ate to have my smoke. Smoking areas are always full anyway.

And then why not, ban smoking totally in Singapore? Then prob i might at last quit because there's no supply. But no, because the authorities know that ciggarettes bring in the money. Look outside your window sill. See that tree? Cigarette tax. The road you drive on. Cigarette tax. The bloody shelter from your block to the MRT station? Your father tax? My father oso pay tax.

Everybody oso pay tax you might argue. Yep! Smokers just pay more tax. It is something we grudgingly do, but we still do.

And nowadays on Stomp there've been reports of people smoking in MRT trains, buses. And you would realise when the people in power start to approve unreasonable laws and rules, the people start to rebel.

At first it was a little ban here and there. Yep we smokers complained, but most of us accepted it as it is. We stopped smoking where we couldn't. So maybe they thought, why not extend the ban you know.

And the rule of expansion is, there is a limit. Once u breach that limit, it snaps. Or bursts. The reports of the old men smoking in the trains/buses are indications of the patience of the smoker population wearing thin.

Really, just ban smoking altogether. Impose a harsh penalty. I have a pack of Menthols with 17 sticks inside. Impose the ban. Impose a penalty of 5 years for possession of Tobacco. Don say 17 sticks. If i still got 17 cartons oso i straight away burn right now.

But why do they do not do this?

Because smokers contribute too.


Monday, December 29, 2008

There Is A Change

28 Dec 2008
Sunday morning

A day that will live in infimy. Aku ajak Randy pegi makan chicken wings, pari, seafood and stuffs.

He DECLINED.

Something is wrong.

1430

A warm welcome to 1430 with 'fireworks' by Israel.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7801662.stm

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Orgasm

Ehemm.. more visual treats this time.. yeah, i was ranting abt the fully faired look the other post..
Now, now, if you would not like the fully faired looks, but want something more that the normal naked look, there's always the sports coop!





Retailing at USD340!!!! wah piang ahhh!!
And then to complete the looks, maybe a belly pan?



Also retailing at ard USD340.. WaH PIANG x 2

But then since it already looks so sporty.. got pillion seat not nice riigghhtt.. so take out seat and replace with the one seater conversion kit..

Retailing at SGD220.

But then, lets go one up. Instead of the orginal single seater, i found this Corbin single seater with built in luggage capacity of 8.5L.. damn cool..






Retail price?
A Whooping USD799..

Wahahaha.. dun even get me started on the exhaust systems mannn.. and then there's still the touring screens, roller protectors bla bla bla..

cam gini tak kahwin lerr nampaknyer.. gian gi carpark cocok batang kat exhaust lorh..

And since original panniers are too damn exp. lets settle for H&B.. hahah.. better still.. get SW Motech!

1st Pic. H&B racks. Pic 2&3, SW Motech REMOVABLE QUIK LOCK systems rack.





Retail price
H&B Racks + Junior 40L - SGD950
SW Motech + Jr 40L - SGD1050

Ok den, since the bike's all kitted up.. RIDER pon mau stylo aper...

Airoh Sv-55. Flip up with internal sun-visor.
Sun in your face? No problem.. Bring down the sun visor sir!




Retailing at SGD500 at Adventure Wheels.

Finally..

RS Taichi Drymaster + Armor padding

Fully waterproof RS Taichi Raincoat + Armor paddings for the back, elbows and shoulders.. Not that we riders plan to fall, but u never noe with all the dumb drivers around..








Ratail Price - ??

And so its true.. Boys never really grow up. Our toys just gets more expensive.. =D
ORGASM SIULS!!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Moving!

i've decided not to post anymore reading materials here for the being.
im moving to,

http://stalinmov.multiply.com

slmt dan salaams!

again testing

againtesting

Crossposting

testing corssposting

Friday, February 02, 2007

ASEAN Cup 2

Date: 31st Jan 07
Location: National Stadium
Attendees: Same old, same old..
Event: Singapore VS Thailan-G, Finals 1st Leg

halo. this is i again. mr ali.. today is topic abt is the singapore and the thailang fight in futbol.

with the win against msia is still fresh in the brain, den we face one more battle. this time it is versus the super thailang. in the south east asia, thailang is the powerful futbol king. for many years, it is always very hard to fight them and make them lose, but we will not give up without a fight..!

the stadium is same, packed like sardines.. that time is grp stage i go vs the indons i see not many pple. den now sg is in the final, and all the 'super die hard' fan all suddenli come out like mushroom. ptui!

want to sit togedder oso almost impossible. go in all the staircase is got cisco polis go n block alreadi. i think we is all lucky to be able to sit togedder gedder and kiss and play each other backside.

anyway on to the game..

personalli, i think sg play like shit. the striker is scared to whack ball from outside.. the midfielder aft attacking dunno how to fall back to help the defense. and the defense.. cockup! always wait for ball to bounce .. play futbol is cannot wait for ball bounce one.. esp play with thailang.. u wait to bounce, he come n pounce.. how can????

but surprisingly, singapore shoot the goal first.. wah kao.. the goal oso scramble one.. the heart oso beat dut dut dut dut damn fast.. 1st whack kena block, 2nd whack oso kena block, 3rd whack kena block i think no hope liao.. skali from nowhere, somebodi whack.. whack oso so slowly, lembik-lembik type of whack like kuniang lidat.. the ball roll roll roll.. and sui sui the GK dive wrong direction..

GOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waaahhhkaaaaooooo caannnooott believe it siaaa!! we score first!!! the whole stadium jump up n down up n down..i oso got time to see one girl jump up n down up n down.. her neh neh oso up n down up n down... fuuhhyoooh.. damn bloody shiok! see like dis got chance liao..

and den aft that, the game tempo like normal again.. the thai oso sum player play busok one. touch a bit fall down like kena shoot by AK-47 llike dat. buto!

anyway, the first goal. got sum1 go out to pass ticket to the members.. skali he missed the goal.. hahahaha.. he fucking pissed off siak.. suEy..!!

den half time.

aft half time, i oso dunno why, but sg like become more slack.. until the thailang attack attack n attack and den score. wtf..

the thing that make the fans more pissed off is bcos the way the goal is scored. defender stand n wait for referee to blow whistle for foul. wah liao. whr can play like dat? play futbol standard one wat.. u play to the whistle. cannot u see sumthing wrong den u EXPECT the ref to blow wat. sumtime ref oso didn't see wat. even the good ref make mistake, summore this referee kuching kurap one from dunno whr..

wat a waste..

but make the game more interesting lah actualli.. den, play play play until got 1 time, the ref award SG the penalty kick. and the thailang player all not happi and boycott and walk off the pitch.

no sportsmanship.. den aft 15 mins.. i think the ref blowjob the coach, lets the player all play his backside abit.. touch the balls abit, den finalli thailang agree to carry on playing!

wah den they come back, kena boo until siow. kena boo.. kena buto oso.. lucky all the male fans never take out the pants and wank at them.. if not can say kena bukakke oso.

but i feel that instead off boo-ing n buto-ing dem, we shud have clapped to welcome dem back to the pitch in the spirit of sportsmanship. that would have been nice.. maybe even why not sum makciks go down to the pitch and sayang sayang dem a bit.. tio hor??

but nvm, den sg take the penalty. also another tense affair. because with penalty kicks, it is always a 50-50 thing. and when mustafic scored the goal, i think the singaporean fans were more relieved than ecstatic abt it.

anyway during the last moments of the game, the thais attacked us fearsomely, and for once, im proud that the singaporean defence was able to withstand such an onslaught from the thais.

end score SG 2 THAI 1.

btw, against malaysia, i saw a flying paper aeroplane n flying bottle. against the thais, i say a flying currypuff.. hahahaha.. knn.. wonder who the fcker who throw the currypuff one.. basket siak.. and i oso wonder the the suey fucker who kena the currpuff one..

so now for the return leg in bangkok. let us all hope and pray. we're a multiracial nation. Got hindus, moslems, buddhists, christians, jews, etc etc..

with so many Gods of different religion backing us, i'd say we have quite a good chance of bringing home the cup again.. =)

unless of course, the Thai have one secret super God. then i cannot say anything oreaddi la. u never noe wat..

singing off,
mr ali lalala bamba,
porti serrey porti serrey..

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Of Paint And Balls

aye aye!

singapore vs malaysia 1-1FT, 5-4 Penalties
Time: 2000hrs
Location: National Stadium
Attendees:
01.Alfian
02.Ali S4
03.Ali BMW
04.Along
05.Azhar
06.Azmi
07.Azrin
08.Bart
09.David
10.Eddie
11.Eldila
12.Haslina
13.Heng
14.Khairin
15.Khairy
16.Lorraine
17.Mazuin
18.Vasu
19.Wan Begok

after such a loooonng wait, at last.. something to wash away the memories of the 4-0 defeat a few years back!!! wooo hoooo!!!!
tapi actualli.. sg was playing like suar for the most part of the game until msia scored the first goal. den they up a bit. if not.. kanasai siak. towards the end den they play better lorh.. much much better.. den got penalty kick after summore.. fuuh.. betol peh untung ah bayar $6!

but crowd oso quite subdued arg.. stoooopiiid.


TAG Paintball

Time: 1200 hrs
Location: Orchid Country Club
Attendees:

Team 1
Me, Eddie, Azhar, Vasu, Khairy

Team 2
Ali BM, Heng, David, Lorraine, Kader

Official Photographer
Haslina

Compared to SDC's Crossfire Paintball, i'd say that OCC's TAG paintball is much much much better.

Equiptment
Much much better servicing. No IAs or weapon jams at all. SDC had a high rate of 'no-feeding' problems. After every game, the pple at TAG will clean ur paintguns and check to make sure its working okay. and the paintgun is much much more powerful than sdc's. i've got welt marks to prove it. =X

We had a protective vest to wear, unlike at SDC's.

Masks were cleaned aft every game, using water and sterylizing soap i think. becos aft u wear, got the medicine smell like dat. hygiene geng, hygiene.. poweerr..

Game Arena
slightly larger than SDC's. The arena is separated into half. whr 1 half is team 1 homegrd, the other half is team 2 homegrd. team 1 cannot crossover to team 2 area and vice versa. which is actualli good becos, for using the paintgun, there is a 3 metre rule. you cannot fire at pple less than 3 metres away becos the impact will tear the skin. this is one of the safety precaution we have to observe.

anyway, its good that we're separated cos no matter how far u venture into ur area, u will still be more than 3 mtr away from the nearest opponent. which means that firing is a continuous thing. you dun have to stop firing cos some1 is less than 3metres away..

there's a huge number of covers for you to hide behind. hahahaha..!!

and lastly, the reason why TAG is better than Crossfire, they MAKE U FINISH UR ROUNDS, unlike SDC's Crossfire, ' IF YOU CANNOT FINISH YOUR ROUNDS, WE WILL TAKE IT BACK.' wtf.. stupid rule.

and yea, TAG is cheaper.

so if u ask me, forget SDC's. go for TAG!

okey..! slmt dan salaams.