The Day I didnt Sleep

aye aye!!

berbuka wip the BINTAN geng todae! hiiiyyaaakk!! aft so long, finally got 2gedder again.

me, yan mayat, pozi rambot taik, jun katek ngan man skandal aku.

yEa YeA yAe..

so break-fast is at ard 7pm. and waht do jun tell mi. ali meet up at 'farrer park' mrt at 7pm. nak kena jotos pe. tak lapar ke bebudak nih?

ouuH oouh oHHhh..

so 7pm aku pon still not there hahahaah.. and dey keep calling cos they pon enggak tahu dimana letaknya Restoran yg ingin kami memakan at kan.. so then finally i reached serangoon. pusing peh pusing peh pusing. 3 round wye. den 3rd round, wa spot.. 'THALA ResTauarnt.'

jEngJeNgJeng.. yesssaaahh.. at last da jumper.

SAKUNTHALA RESTAURANT.

peh susah pe nak carik.. but the place is quite nice. harga pon tak melenting sangat. food is quite good. ade standard lah katekan. anyway.. buka kul 7, tapi order mkn dah ard 7.50pm. biaser, satu2 star karat.. lagi2 si mayat. turun bas muker ciner abis siak. muker kopet. rambot china doll.. baek minah..

so SAKUNTHALA.. duduk 5 orang. order sampai meja takde tempat. jun paleng bes. yg paling kecik, paling cute. piNGGAN paling BESAu!! naSik bRiyani 2 org peh makan.. hmmpphh.. nafsu betol arg dekni buka posa. tapi as expected, ko takle abiskan. kalo ko abiskan, aku pon tak tau nak cakap ape..

so order for the evening..

4 Naan
1 Butter Naan
1 Mutton Chop
1 Tandoori Chickepoopoohkeekkk!!
1 Nasi Bryani (boleh kasi 2 orang makan nyer)
1 Chappati
1 Thosai
Lemon Teh x 2
Tea - O
Milo on The Rocks
Sweet Lassi

40 ketiks. ok ah? considering setting restaurnt sume. quite ok lah the price.

so aft dinner. next stop was Bugis Junc. nak singgah Kampong Glams to take a look.
boooriing. nothing much to offer. seriously, dun even bother. boon lay shopping centre lagi bnyk benda.

so on the way to kampong glams, ke-sesatan aku menyerlah lagik.

bugis junction tau li.

ok.

at last gi bugis village. canteek.. alarrr.. samer aje lah pada aku tempat tu sume.

so from there, gi lak ArAb ST. sTep minom teh mahal kat al-majLis.. haahah.. suar. satu pot 6 ketik. nabeh. tapi ok sekali2 step high class oke lah kan. jgn tiap2 minggu siak. kayap gWek. dah hepi.. merepek kat saner. bual sal keje. bual sal advancement career. serious talk. nonsense talk. pillow talk. talk cock arr..

ard 11.45. caLibot. back to bugis mrt stesen. waiting for the 2 Knightriders of DOOM. wanbegok n lanchaukuneng. sampeh ard 12.25. oFF to..

waaAaaa WeeeEEEe wOOooo..

MUSTAPA CENTER!

malas aku nk criter pasal mustapa. tapi yan beli jam mahal. kiwaaak.. senang2 pe kluar duit. geram je. mau rompak ah rumah dier. ai mai?

den met up wip fiko + lurbp syirin and bob metalhead at mustapa.

puseng peh puseng peh puseng. aku pon dah aim barang jgak kat saner. tunggu bonus.

finalli done. balek. hantar pozi, hantar yan. kena POLICE ROAD BLOCK. aku buat muker kesian. LEPAS! yeSs!!

so itu aktiviti seharian aku..

k slmt.. n salaams.

Budak2 Suar

aye aye!

aku baru tahu. time aku tido. budak2 selit rokok dlm mulot aku yg terngangah.. pas tu amek gambar.
suar peh anak2.. tak abis2 menyakat aku.
gitu takpe, letak rokok tebalek lak tu..

wanb
elerr.. nak pedih2..

Liverpool Wins

aye aye!

Liverpool VS Galatasaray
3-2
GEREK!!!!!
woo hoo hoo!!!
padan muker!!!

k bes. salaams.

along
ST11 arrgg.. ape yg wak2.. kau cuba paintwerk puteh, kau kai baju putih, kau kai helmet puteh.
wak wak? mcm TP lagi ade. boleh step pegi seblah kerete senyum kat dorang.. kasi terkejot sket..
hahahaah..

wanb
lagu, magoo, baboo..
kalau aku nak tahu,
aku beritahu..
until then,
kip it to urself.

400 Macam Kuda

aye aye!

ok aku give up sama ini 400. takley bikin stunt langsong siYekk!! nak pop pon takley, berat sangat. dah berat takpe, takde power. suar abes. den ade hati nak endo/stoppie.. cukop tayar depan aku skid. anak pistol.. nasib tak berserak kat road. yg gerek pe, bnyk-bnyk tempat aku try buat kat kubor. mwHaAHhaha.. terbangon penghuni penghuni sane dgr over-revving aku. mintak kena celaka siak.. tapi ape nak buat.. carik makan bradeeer.. dah tu takpe.. aku gi keje nak try kasi lutot sikit! mWahahAHAhaHa.. HANCAI siaK!.. mcm kuda siAk tu benda.. gOyang maot. lagi maot daRi gOyanG iNuL. seraaamm je.. buah aku dah tak setakat tak tekak aje. dah naik telinga siak.. ini rim betol kena gantikan ngan yg baru ah. bengot rabak siak.. gantong lak mcm gantong susu.. lonDeh aje. lembek aje. suaR.. tak feeling langsong..

oke mlm ni Liverpool VS Galatasaray. team paling suAr!!!! dari dulu sampai skg. AKU BENCI! AKU beNCI! aKu beNCi!! klw mlm ni dorang sembelih lfc, dier peh benci x lagi 1 lah ok. haRap2 dpt sebat tu budak2 turkey cukop2..

and yEs. off day!!! boleh rileks!! yaAhhoooo!!!! rileks one corner isap ganja? nooo.. tu utk mat pet. wa rilek one corner curik2 makaan.. lagi berat ni hukom dier..

along
goda ah.. ape tak menggoda. kasi aku video video yg memberangsang naluri stuntman aku ni. dah lah aku pantang tgk orang buat menda2 style.. cfm aku nak sibok ikot2 pe..
R1? nak mmng nak. takkan aku tanak.. tapi klw aku angkat skg ade chance aku hari2 makan biskot kering siYek. rayer pon ard the corner, nak gunakan fulus boi. wheelie pon senang, iye arr, lagi senang wheelie, lagi senang pegi boi. tapi tgk acam. mana tahu murah rezki kan. Insyallah.. tapi kau raserkan, ST11 senang wheelie tak?

mai
oke mai, mekaseh for dat.. have a great month.

afah
awww fah.. cmon. give it up for some brokeback love.. u noe i love u too.. mUaCKs muAcKs mUacKs.. amek kao.

wanb
aku tak paham. tak akan paham. kesasterawan kau amat suar. aku ni setakat O Lebel kau kasi tag pelik2. nak maki, nanti kau cakap aku jahat. makin aku diamkan, makin kau menjadi. skg kau bilang aku, ape yg harus aku buat. ikotkan hati nak aje aku tangankan kau. sekolahkan kau sikit. baru hang tau. hang kata hang terer. ahhh meh ahh.. terer paaa ni??

hmm k ah. ini friday jadik gi BB ke tak huh? klw tak, aku nak dating ngan 3 chix.. hahahaah.. jun pozi ngan yan. buka posa..

slmt.. dan salaams.

ps. pisang tandok mak kao kirim dah sampai. besok amek. mak kau pon pelik. kirim benda pelik2..

Stunt Motosikal

aye aye!

seteleh menonton video klips tentang stunt2 motosikal. aku dah tergerak hati.. nak beli knee slider, racing suit, ngan lc baru!!!! hahaahaha.. geram siek..!

gian aje aku tgk wheelie2, endo, burnout.. aiseh bedah.. along kau mmng betull arg kasi aku tgk video2 gini. kau sengajer.. aku tau.. pisang..

k jual arg R1 tu kat aku. bulan depan jgak aku amek kelas 2.

class 3? scrap suar.. bukannye bleh wheelie kreter tu. lagi pon kreter korner takleh trnkan lutot.. boring je.. hahahaah..

aisskk.. runsing! runsing!

baru ingat nk gi trailer park test test..

aaarrgghh..!!!

aku sering digoda madi!! ohhh Tuhan, tolonglah aku!!!

Ramadhan, A Poem

In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind

A blessed month is casting its shadow upon us
A night of this month is better than a thousand months
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
Its a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.
Glory be to Allah who sent Ramadan as a mercy to mankind
Its a purification of our soul, our heart, and our mind
With the most sincere devotion and love we fast
To be cleansed and free from sins of the past

Glorified is He, who choseth this holy month,
To test our sabr and fill our hearts with warmth
Of his Divine Light, His blessings shall glow,
The Seer of the unseen, all He does know

Ya Allah! For thee, let my breath be more pleasant than musk
Ya Allah! For thee, let me be thankful when day turns to dusk
My thoughts and heart are purified, my eyes truly see
This blessed month, the month of spiritual rhapsody!

Ya Allah! For thee, my life I shall live!
Ya Allah! For thee, my soul I shall give!
In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind,
Praise be to Allah, who sent Ramadan as a gift to mankind.

from

http://www.islamicdigest.net

Matchday

aye aye!

matchday again! third week in a row.. biaser lah.. host alfian jugak kan.. nari WoW.. gi rumah dier.. ade murtabak! lepas tu ade mEe siam GorEng.. pas t dah mlm lagik, adik dier masakkan maggi lak.. fuuhhyooohh..

yg ade, aku, bart, daus, alfian, along n lan..
yg takde, yg nama tak disebut.. HAHAHAHAHA..

nari gerek.. acam ntah boley criter pasal hantu pulak. mcm criter kluar.. harimau jadian lah, gula2 lah.. kakak lah.. at last satu2 gi toilet.. takut sendirik.. semangat pe satu2 criter.. yg kat armi lain. yg driving kat kubor lain. hantu kat toilet lain. gula2 dlm bilek lain. barang ikot balek dari 2nd link lain..

lepas tu ade hati lak nak kenal2 ngan pompan bunian.. hmm.. kalo lah betul2 jadi.. mesti lawa nyer eh.. aisey bedah.. aku raser, aku nak bertapa kat hutan arg.. mane tahu nasib kan? kan?

ok back to bola..

liverpool vs tottenham 3-0

fuuuuhhhyoooohhh!!!! superb lah dey...!! first half lemao skit.. but the turning pt came wen J.Jenas missed a sitter!!.. wooo hooo. itu jam dah naik tekak dah.. e.davids latching on a thru ball on the left.. then pulling in back for j.jenas.. liverpool defenders betul2 dah stranded.. reina dah tgk cover davids.. open goal, jenas racing thru.. dlm hati aku dah..'wah lao.. cfm masok siak..' sekali amacam ntah.. dier leh miss.. LEGA Siak!!!

den from there.. lfc counter.. bellamy whack, kena tiang.. aku pon dah hampa, sekali gonzalez ade kat blakang bellamy daaa.. dier pungut tu rebound.. aku dah dgn penoh harapan kembali.. GOL!!!!!! woo Hooo!! joget2 sikit.. 1-0.

den second gol.. kuyt.. tak kasi chance nyer.. bola terkena sape ntah.. dier pungut.. gerrard dah offside, but not intefering wip play, defender spurs pulak ingat dah offside.. so takde org nak kejar kuyt.. WHAMM!!! 2-0..

skali itu last goal ah.. classic riise finish dah mike! bwk bwk bwk dier rembat.. bola dah mcm rocket laaahh.. kalu ko tgk betul2 ngan.. replay slow motion kan.. boleh nampak api2 sikit kat bola tu.. fuuh.. aku raser keeper pon terbeliak nampak tu bola.. superb game!!

happi daaaa.. ini mcm arg.. baru semangat nak puaser ade!

other result tadi..

chelsea-fulham 3-0
man u-reading 1-1

okey, so monday is gonna be my day.. 2 orang aku nak kena-kan cukup2...! 1 spurs fan, lagik satu man u fan.. hahahahahaah.. tak sabar aku nak tunggu monday.. itu jam lfc kena sembelih dgn everton 3-0 hari dorang.. aku kena cukup2.. ahh ni dier balasan.. heheheh.. tak sabar!!

other news
no news..

slamat.. dan salam sejahtera..

ps. slmt berpuase..

Ramadhan Is Here

aye aye!

ok! the big month is here again~
have a blessed Ramadhan everyone..!

this ramadhan, i would like to keep my vulgarities and profanities to a minimum.. so please help me everyone.. hahaah..!

so we see, gotta cut down on the nabeys, kepala buts, ciba**, fuck yous, go to hells and lots more..
how did it get so bad in the first place.. hmm.. blame it on the army larr..

talking bt the army.. i had a dream.. a bad dream.. hahaha.. i was called up for RESERVIST.. some unit 40, 40 SAR? ade ke 40 SAR..?

and i was called up as a TANK COMMANDER.. hahaah.. nonsense!

fah!
looking 4ward buka kat rumah kao.. nak aku bwk satay??
and makE sure si budak ikhsan tu, anak kau yg kiut tu.. ada kat rumah ok..
aku nak cium2 pipi diEr tu.. HAHAHA!!

ayu!
me u afah wan.. pizza hut lagik? set aside sum time k beb..

maidah
anyway thx for dropping by here.. tried to tag ur board, tapi takleh daaa.. kem salam kat kak mar ok..


k dats it.. slmt n salaams.

Bola 15, Durian Puff

aye aye!!

ok nampaknyer ade members2 ku yg biseng pasal aku tak criter tentang bola nombor 15 kat blog.. so biaser gak, kena jaga hati members kan.. so here is the ball no. 15 story..

17th september
lokasi: rumah alfian peluh
event: perlawanan bolasepak antara liverpool-chelsea and man u-arsenal

so kiter2 sume kat rumah dier tgk bola. then along dtng lambat cos dier gi jb, so dier bwkkan chewing gum. chewing gam dier lak bulat2, dlm satu plastic panjang..

so aft the liverpool chelsea game, aku pon masok bilek yan tido.. pasal aku dah ngantok.. so during halftime, aku bangon join dorang kat luar.. by the time dorang dah habiskan tu chewing gum.. aku lak tak tau..

so itu plastic chewing maseh ade kan.. madi selitkan guli kat dlm.. guli kaler coklat.. ade nombor 15.. ruper bentuk sebijik mcm chewing gam yg dier beli.. so dier pon sound aku..

"li.. kau nak chewing gum, last ni.. kau abiskan ah.."

aku nyer bongok, baru bangon tido, tgh mode 'gong-gong' aku amek tu benda. dah raser keras. dah nampak tu nombor 15. dah tanyer lagi..

'asal ade nmbor 15?'

madi lak jawab..

'alarr dier baru punya'

aku pon bodo.. main iye kan aje..

'ohh..'

lalu itu benda masok mulut, dah raser keras, dah raser sejuk.. aku gi gigit lah nak kunyah..

aaaddoooii.. peeehhh keraas pe.. mcm goli goondoo ke pe.. kiwaaak.. dpt members zalim ini mcm.. nasib gigi aku tak pecah..

oh ini pt of time, rumah alfian dah mcm ade PAARRTiii!! meletop tebahak-bahak ketawer satu2 dpt bodoh2kan aku.. fuuhhyooohh.. sedap je kena 1-0..

tapi kan.. nasib kan.. dorang tak amek video.. selamaatt aku.. hahahahaha.. kalo tak, masok youtube siak muker bongok aku tgh gigit goli..

ok.. tu je.. harap2 members2 dah puas aku dah criterkan kebodohan aku kat blog utk satu dunia tahu..

kalo tak puas jugak, ni hah, ceriter nombor dua.

23 september
lokasi: kedai kopi luar mustafa ctr

lepas keje, aku g jumpa along, alfian n bart.. lepak2.. aku sampai lambat.. dorang dah duduk, teh dahbis pon.. so time dorang duduk, ade durian puff kat meja tu. tak tau saper nye.. aku pulak tak tahu tu BUKAN dorang nyer.. aku pon tak sound ape2 ah..

sekali yan lak sound aku..

'li, nak durian puff nak.. makan ah..'

aku ni hantu durian.. so tak banyak hek tk banyak hok.. aku amek tu benda.. aku bukak plastik dier.. aku pon amek satu.. ini time, dorang dah tersengih-sengih.. tapi aku tak ingat ape2 ah.. otak ade lampi sikit tu jam.. aku pon masok mulut aku.. meletop lagi tu kedai kopi dorang ketawer terbahak bahak lagi..

abiiss.. 2-0 aku kena.. dah gitu tkpe.. sekali itu benda basi arg.. musibot tol. aku pon tongong jugak, dah raser basi.. tapi telan jugak.. raser mcm suar.. EEEEEEE... korang pernah raser durian basi? YUCKS SIAK!!!! suAr abEs.. eee... blueek!! nasib perot aku ni ade BESI sket.. klw tak.. dah kluar balek tu barang..

gitu lah kisah kebodohan aku yg menyerlah buat minggu ni.. jgn tanyer kenaper, aku pon tak tau asal aku asik jadi bahan permainan members2 yg zalim.. mwaHaHAHhaha..

hmm.. gitu lah kisah nombor 2..

sekarang ni besok ni.. ade rancangan gi rumah alfian lagi ni tgk bola.. ntah ape pulak dorang nak kasi aku makan.. silap2 pampers adek dier dgn taik2 dier kasi ckp roti ngan coklat aku pon main bedal aje.. maner lah tahu kan..

haiyaaah.. apee lah nasib...

tapi oke pe eh.. at least ade benda bodoh nak criter kat blog eh.. lagipon members geli hati kan.. sume hepi.. yg penting hepi..

mwahahahah... k k.. tu je.. slmt!!

salaams..

Photo Marathon

aaye yaayye!

check dis out!
http://www.photomarathon.com.sg

pinjam digicam any1?
acam geng? mau join? competion amek gambar?
along!! acam??

ai mai?!?!?!?!

Liverpool Wins

aye aye!

so plan aku nak kirer bulu kaki tk menjadi nari.. biaser.. takkan nak complein kan? so yesterday's match..

liverpool vs newcastle 2-0
wohoho! aft a few defeats in a row, lega sikit tgk lfc menang.. alonso superb lah deyy.. started the move that led to the first goal and scored the 2nd ala luton park.. from his own half. fuuuuhhyoooohh.. baek punya mamat.. tapi to be fair, newcastle were denied 2 valid penalty claims.. kirer heng jugak.. but not complaining..




having some fun with PSPs and MacBooks during break time. and yea, thats the 2nd Macbook. We go 2 Macbook in there! =p

yan
hmm.. redang in march. baagguuuusss.. count me in! shud be able to selit some cash away.. den yan, europe biler mau jejak beb?

tapi since dorang ade 6 months sebelom kita nak gi, boley suruh dorang buat airport tak? journey berjam-jam siak.. cfm berlengas kes jubor berair nyer.. aku tak feveret siak jubo berair.. dah berair kau try kerik2 sikit jubz kau lepas tu kau bau.. bau dier semacam peh kelakar ah.. aku tak feveret arr bau dier.. walaupon bau dier boley buat kau stim-stim ala ganja.. but dont u agree with me eh mayte?

wanb
aku lurbp u too.. muacks muacks.. and aku especialli lurbp a satay IN u.. wooo hoooo!!!

afah
mmmm.. menjadi..mane tak jadi.. jadi bahan ar..

maidah adik mar
yeap.. abg madi ko is fine. alhamdullillah dier sihat.. and aisey.. maidah dah ade matair eh rupernye? baru ingat nk tackle.. melepas..

Rilek Deyy

aye aye!

today, i played PSP the whole daaay..
pasal takde kerje.. hah.. gerek kan? kan?
hmm.. den klw besok pon samer, aku dah plan nak kirer bulu kaki aku..
ok kpd members gwek, sape boring nak aku kirer bulu kaki, sila msg..

went to jb straight from werk today wip azzli.. and bumped intoo.. jengjengjeng.. lan, begok n afah!! pisang tol.. bnyk org.. korang lak leh terserempak.. then there was also saiful my batchboi.. ngan uniform SIA nye.. mwahahaha.. dari jaoh ingatkan sape.. skali si mangkok tu.. jgua ade razi, geng canadian bezgok.. den at last aku di introducedkan kpd hafiz matairnyer atie..

and yea fah.. until today, i didnt realise that i have a girlfren, and a hot one lak tu.. tapi takpe.. its ok.. psal ALI LIKE!!! HAHAHAHAHA.. suAr abes.. u noe what they say~
dONt TOuCH my tA LaLA..

so went jb cos azzli mau cuci kreter, sementara menunggu.. kiter lantak SATAY!!! fuuuhhyooohh.. syiiokk syiiiookk!!! dah lamer pe tak makan satay.. acam geng.. bulan posa, kita buka satay? ai mai??

maidah adik mar..
eyyy.. wooohoooo.. maidah, tkde blog? msn ke? friendster ke? =p

along
oke bebola 15 kau, aku dah hantar kat members aku beli 4D... mwahahahaha.. mane tau kena ke kan? kan?

wanbegok
wooo hoooo!! u noe what dey say..
dOnT TOucH my Ta LaLA..!!!

seksi
yes, im not rich. YES, i need onli 1 pair of shoes.. but if u wana buy me one more kan.. go ahead ok =p
and yes yes yes.. i nak one nite stand.. esp dGn u laaa my dear seksi..~ wooo hooo!! u noe what dey say..
dOnT tOUch my tA LaLA..!

k k.. slmt..

salaams..

Fun At Werk

aye aye!

werk, was FAB today.. brought my new 'toy' to werk to show it off today..




behold the results.. from the 23 to the 50+ , all having a good laugh together.. great day at werk..

bueno serra

salaams.

Crunched, Crushed

aye aye!

chelski vs liberpool 1-0

im utterly disappointed with the performance of the reds. against a 10 men chelski side, still cudn't find a way to make use of the extra man. stevie wonder today became capt blooper. two occasions where he should hav squared the the ball to a waiting striker.. aiseyy.. both sides had valid penalty claims turned down.. robben sandwiched, and bellamy? pushed..

tapi kan.. drogba nyer strike world class lah dey..

and the debate on dirk kuyt's name still continues.. past games, i heard the commentator pronounce his name as kwait, today pronounced as koyt.. so wa raser panggil dier dirk aje suar..

hari bodo, hari suar.. spoil je mood. tapi ni kali tak WET.. support West Ham pon baek.. forever blowing bubbles..

cant smile without u?
cant fuckin smile at all..

man u vs arsenal 0-1

no comments.. didn't watch much of the game.. tertido.. mwahahahah.. dpt tgk a lil bit of 1st half and the 2nd half. fletcher n evra aka samuel l jackson flop... along bingit! hahahaahah..

anyway ribuan mekaseh kpd alfian peluh cos rumah dier jadi port tgk bola tadik. siap ade mee siam goreng lagik. dan kpd geng geng bez yg trn.. wan begok, fiko, lan, azrin, bob, along, bart.. biaser, satu2 dah sibuk dgn kerjaya masing2.. seminggu skali get togedder tgk bola pon amat2 dihargai..

kk slmt..

salaams.

Hujan Oh Hujan

aye aye!

afah afah.. nanti aku klw marah kau, ikhsan cakap aku jahat.. tapi kengkadang aku pon geram jugak tau layan kao. anyway, zaman bm2000 sume tu aku dah tinggalkan. tu lagi 6 tahon kau siapkan bm2000 utk ikhsan k. mane tahu kan wan begok jadi cikgu melayu dier.. abis kao.. recess time cfm dorang dua lepak sap rokok..

bab pisang tu aku tak tahu laahh.. tapi tu pisang ikhlas. dari hati. anyway, kau tgk muka2 kita. nak kluar saturday mlm jln tak ter-plan, ni nak plan kan birthdey bash kau? ouuhh faahh.. plss.. cmon fah.. 10 tahun kau kenal kiter.. u noe us..

and the onli time i came anywhere close to doing somthing like dat pon was for kak zai. cik mail suruh dtng je.. aku tak siapkan ape2 pon.. keje aku dah day was juz to come out of the room dan pekik.. SAAARRRPRRAIIIISSS!!! tu je.. =p

anyway, kau CONGRATS kan si amoy kat sini ape hal? gi lerr blog dier pisang.. amek kau pisang..

ok ok.

the rainy season is here..

aku dah gi liga perdana aku kat bt timah, dan dah patah balek. hujan peh pasal. isk!!!!

seriously this rainy season is driving me nuts. go to work. wet. go home, wet. go bola wet. mandi wet. lepas tu dah boring, nak kluar jln2 dah tak boleh, ape lagi. duduk dlm rumah depan computer, surf porn. lepas TU PON WET! n a lil bit stik.. mmm.. ok nevermind, too much details there.

hmm.. ok ok.. tu je.. biase.. bola da kengsel, dah boring balek rumah.. maen blog larh..

salaams..

hujan oh hujan,
kenape engkau turon?
macamane aku tak turon..
ali nak main bola..
ali nak main bola..

ali oh ali,
kenape kau nak main bola?
mcmane tak main bola..
takkan nak gentel buah..
takkan nak gentel buah..

Matchday of the Year

aye aye!

ok.. nari sunday. tapi tadi aku kerje.. suar!!!! bukan OT bukan ape, tapi werking day. cam suar kan tu. orang lain bangon lambat, aku kena bangon awal. klw aku tahu, dulu aku dgr cakap mak aku.. satu bini sudah cukop. tapi tidak, aku degil, kena kahwin 4 kali.. ah kao, sekarang kerje mcm nak mampos nak support 4 bini..

aisey bedah.. ini lah sandiwara hidup seorang yg nonsense cam aku nih..

nari mlm ader crunch.. ade 2 crunch actualli.. pada aku the most exciting sunday since ntah biler ntah...

8pm - chelsea vs liverpool
10pm - man u vs arsenal

two of the greatest rivalries of our time.. fuuhyoooh.. wa tak mau spekulasi kan ape2 tentang match mlm ni.. takot salah cakap lepas tu kena soot balek.. tak style kan.. so geng, the date is set, mlm ni rumah alfian peluh oke!! nanti dier masak kway teow goreng keras dier! hahahahaha... k k!

beriter gembar lain2..

amoy dah dpt driving license.. aku sungguh amat jeles.. happi jgak, bangga jgak.. so now dier nyer turn lak tompang aku.. wooo hooo!!! u go lah seksiii~

ok.. aku pon nak kena siap2.. aku ada perlawanan bola sepak tersendirik ni.. liga perdana bt timah.. pakai golpos kecik takde golkiper.. chanteekk.. jadi lah..

k k slamat..

salaams..

ps. by the way, kasut rayer nak beli clarks ke timberland? ape pandangan kamu semua?

pss. cant smile without u =p

psss. catch me if u can..

pssss.. ehh braper bnyk pssss daa..

k ni lah..

psssss off...

Dingdangz!

aye aye!!

first skalilk, slmt menyambot hari jadi kpd afah, harap2 jadi, jgn tak jadi.. ape yg jadi atau tak jadi pon aku kurang pasti, saje je aku type, tak tahu nak cakap ape.

mengikut tafsiran aku, aku raser geng budak2 NIE kau confem ade bikin SUURRPRRIIISEE parti utk kao..

dan keduak, aku ingin ucapkan ribuan trimer kasey kerane membelanje-kan aku dan bezgok kat pizza hut.. sungguh kenyang gitu lorrr..

dan klw kau nak tahu asal aku bwk laju time gi AMK, pasal aku tanak dgr ko membebel kat blakang kat highway.. tu antara sebab2 aku jln highway all the way.. wooo hoooo!

anyway, aku nak ingatkan kau yg kubur tu bukan kelab komedi ok, sila jgn ketawer mcm beruk kat situ lain kali..

k itu je pesanan buat kao.

itu ari, aku masok NTU/NIE.. fUuuUhHyOOooHH... syiok syiok dekstak destak arG!! bes arg.. aku nak masok lagik.. so lain kali nk gi kubor jgn segan silu kol aku!!! bes jugak jadi cikgu eh.. hmmm..

ok so dah sebulan wa tak mem-postkan ape2.. bukan bz bukan dah de matair ke pe, cuma modem wa ada rosak.. skg sume dah okey.. imagine, sebulan aku tk dpt surf milfhunter.com kiweeekkk.. menggigil pe carik sumber2 lucah lain.. hahaha..

oke.. pasal ini lagu fixing a broken heart ni.. bnyk orang ada komen.. kiwaaakk.. lagu wa suker siak.. takde kena mengena dgn patah hati atau jiwang atau pedih2, biar yg hidup ataupon mati oke..

okey tu je buat masa kini, aku takde criter lawak bodo nak letak kat sini.. yg ade pon dah berlaku 2 minggu lalu.. aku pon dah malas nak ceriter..

salaams.

Vengeance

aye aye!

hahahah.. im back!!! with a vengeance.. the vengeance of a MacBook!

catch me if you can!

wassalam..