Sunday, January 28, 2007

Of Paint And Balls

aye aye!

singapore vs malaysia 1-1FT, 5-4 Penalties
Time: 2000hrs
Location: National Stadium
Attendees:
01.Alfian
02.Ali S4
03.Ali BMW
04.Along
05.Azhar
06.Azmi
07.Azrin
08.Bart
09.David
10.Eddie
11.Eldila
12.Haslina
13.Heng
14.Khairin
15.Khairy
16.Lorraine
17.Mazuin
18.Vasu
19.Wan Begok

after such a loooonng wait, at last.. something to wash away the memories of the 4-0 defeat a few years back!!! wooo hoooo!!!!
tapi actualli.. sg was playing like suar for the most part of the game until msia scored the first goal. den they up a bit. if not.. kanasai siak. towards the end den they play better lorh.. much much better.. den got penalty kick after summore.. fuuh.. betol peh untung ah bayar $6!

but crowd oso quite subdued arg.. stoooopiiid.


TAG Paintball

Time: 1200 hrs
Location: Orchid Country Club
Attendees:

Team 1
Me, Eddie, Azhar, Vasu, Khairy

Team 2
Ali BM, Heng, David, Lorraine, Kader

Official Photographer
Haslina

Compared to SDC's Crossfire Paintball, i'd say that OCC's TAG paintball is much much much better.

Equiptment
Much much better servicing. No IAs or weapon jams at all. SDC had a high rate of 'no-feeding' problems. After every game, the pple at TAG will clean ur paintguns and check to make sure its working okay. and the paintgun is much much more powerful than sdc's. i've got welt marks to prove it. =X

We had a protective vest to wear, unlike at SDC's.

Masks were cleaned aft every game, using water and sterylizing soap i think. becos aft u wear, got the medicine smell like dat. hygiene geng, hygiene.. poweerr..

Game Arena
slightly larger than SDC's. The arena is separated into half. whr 1 half is team 1 homegrd, the other half is team 2 homegrd. team 1 cannot crossover to team 2 area and vice versa. which is actualli good becos, for using the paintgun, there is a 3 metre rule. you cannot fire at pple less than 3 metres away becos the impact will tear the skin. this is one of the safety precaution we have to observe.

anyway, its good that we're separated cos no matter how far u venture into ur area, u will still be more than 3 mtr away from the nearest opponent. which means that firing is a continuous thing. you dun have to stop firing cos some1 is less than 3metres away..

there's a huge number of covers for you to hide behind. hahahaha..!!

and lastly, the reason why TAG is better than Crossfire, they MAKE U FINISH UR ROUNDS, unlike SDC's Crossfire, ' IF YOU CANNOT FINISH YOUR ROUNDS, WE WILL TAKE IT BACK.' wtf.. stupid rule.

and yea, TAG is cheaper.

so if u ask me, forget SDC's. go for TAG!

okey..! slmt dan salaams.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Lawak Antarabahase

an attempt by sum1 trying to speak 'cheem' enggrish...

'are you pink in health?'

MwaHahAHahaha.ha.hahah.ah.a... NENEK DIER PEH LAKI siak.. hAHwAMWAHAWHAHWAHHWAHW.. and no im not gonna say who.. MWAAHWAHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHAWHA.. suAr abes.. pink in health.. pingpong pala hotak kau ar.. hahahahah/ahARHAHRAHAH $%&$&%O##@%*P#($^@#6...

ok ok.. kutuk org sket2 aje. tu wa sua ckp.. inggrish klw hancor.. ckp melayu suar.. kiter ni geng belacan.. makan belacan suar.. lu mau try makan fisenchips tebegik kang..!

okey tu je.

oh ye smlm aku OT. keje abis opicial 12am. 11.30 dah cabot.. kul 12.15 aku dah patah balek kat wershop makan. tros aku tido. 1.30 aku bgn gi naik fd. tgk2, duduk ngan muker stim. boring. aku tido. sampai 6.45 pagi. clock out kul 8. gaji jln...

aLaLaLaLa Life is wonderfuuul... =X

ini dan bukan tipu kompeni, ni da kirer SCAM siak!

slmt dan salaams.
..

ps. aku dah dpt title 'the most scrappest technician in line1' hahahahahaah..

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

BabyCock

aye aye!

for slightly more that a week now, i hav a constant itching in my left ear.. anyone experience anything like it before? personalli, i tink got baby cockroach stuck inside.. realli feel like sumthing crawling ard in the ear siak.. yUcKs! imagine dat... GROSS!!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Futbol Fever

aye aye!

hectic busy hectic OT sleep OT sleep! fuuhh..

liverpool vs chelsea 2-0
for once, i feel sooo uplifted! a win over chelsea.. maner tak hepi, dari dulu asik kena jubo je ngan chelsea. so at last, dpt sekali pon ok lah kan.. but to be fair, CSKA London didn't play with their first choice defenders due to bla bla bla.. but stil, the stand-in centrebacks were utter crap. there were a few scary moments for liverpool but super carra to the rescue most of the time. and kuyt.. pistol peh anak. work rate 20 ah! anyway, good to see rafa n moaninho shaking hands and sharing a gay kiss at the end of the match..

sg vs indo 2-2
but this.. has got to be the highlight of the week.. its been 2 yearrs since i've been to the National Stadium and even tho the crowd was just abt 20 000 pple.. the spirit is still strong. in the words of azmi.. there's still the KALLANG WAVE, the STAMPEDE.. but the fucking KALLANG ROAR was missing!..

'whr else can u say the 'B' word with 50 000 other people.. '

'b' werd? BUTO lah buto..

now.. the wait. 27th Jan. SG vs MY. i was juz thinking.. since there has been so many incidents happening across the causeway abt singaporeans getting robbed etc etc.. its juz a thought.. i mean.. well.. cmon.. revenge is sweet right..

anyone feel like mugging some malaysians this 27th? how? on?.. hmm.. naaah.. just kidding.. NOT! =X
hahahahaahhaah!!

oke dats it abt futbol. den..

in other news..

i had to fork out an absurd amount of money this week.. because.. a certain S4 wouldn't start!!!! plaaaabuuuuuts.. arrrgghhh.. OT OT OT setengah mampos. itu macam aje. betol peh suey siak! but den again.. i quite enjoyed the morning rides on the MRT.

seriousli tho, when u've been riding for so long.. and den u take the train.. u'll go like..

'so this is whr all the chics are ehh..'

but then again.. chics pon chics lah.. but u can also put up with a 2hr journey to n fro for a certain time b4 u get sick of it wat.. 2 weeks.. for 2 weeks i had to go public. also not forgetting pple like azzli, adam, along, abas. the As who tompang me to n from werk to the nearest MRT station they can.. hahahahha.. tengkiuk so much la..

so i guess thats it den..

oh yea.. one last thing..

10yrs. and den they finalli get engaged.. so congrats to azam n mardiana.

orait den.. slmt dan salaams!

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Paint It Orange

aye aye!!

today is i play new sport.. hahah.. velii power one.. is PAINTBALL!!



Activiti: Crossfire Paintball
Location: Singapore Discovery Centre
Date/Time: 07 Jan 07 1330hrs - 1530hrs

1. Ali(me)
2. Ali(not me)
3. Alfian
4. Along
5. Azhar
6. Azmi
7. David
8. Eddie
9. Has
10. Heng
11. Kader
12. Khairy
13. Lorraine

Weapons and Equipments



M4 Carbine - shorter range weapon. 10m - 15m. Small pellets. Use with caution.

T68 - longer range weapon. up 20/30m. The team's 'GPMG'. Packs a fuckin' solid punch. Use with abandon, WILD abandon! Onli 1 per team.

i was the lucky one to operate the T68, hahah. Poweerr!!




Face masks and our SBO/Vests.



Making our way to the briefing area..



After a short briefing on safety, weapon operation and rules and regulations was given, we carried on with putting on our SBOs.
Someone's having trouble figuring out how to put on the SBO. Lets play spot the idiot!! hahaahah..



Den finalli, with assistance from the ex-army-instructor..

Shortly after, we broke up into 3 teams.



A - Ali, Ali, Alfian, Ah Heng
B - Azmi, Lorraine, Eddie, Azhar
C - Khairy, David, Along, Has, Kader

And den, thats when the fun begins.

1st Rd - Burst the opposing team's balloon.
2nd Rd - Capture The Flag
3rd Rd - Elimination Rd to the last man standing.








Realli, realli, realli had tons of fun! Thanks to everyone for making this such an enjoyable, albeit a painful one for those 'big bears' who dono how to siam the pellet.

k slmt dan salaams!

ps.
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http://geduts.multiply.com

Matchday Red Blues

aye aye!

liverpool vs arsenal 1-3
aiyaaahh.. want to say oso cannot say.. say too much oso say too little. wait say a little oso pple say too much..so you say me i say you.. so what say? dis pple call SUEY.. wat too do? life isnt always a bed of roses. lets move on. next week i tink want to play betting liao. bet on SCORE.. everytime bet liverpool lose. nabei ccb.

as per the usual suspect. we go alfian house see the game. is actually no the we lah. onli got mi n alfian n wanb. the we is when the 'we' go mustafa shopping n den go makan bonesteak aka 'tulang'. the we is mi, along_DK, alfian sweaty boy, arin gegerl and his girlfren the wire sot eldila.

we in the car that time, we stop at trafic light. den got 1 girl stand with the boifren lah i think.. i sit nearest the car window mah.. so the eldila lean over, knock at the window, then the girl see inside lah. den the eldila point at me.. WAAAA.. kena one stun bomb. jiarlat.. like machiam kena the people press the pause button sia. i see the girl, i shrug my shoulder den i see in front onli after that. dun dare see at the side.. knn..

den go mus, shop here n there. buy nonsense, aft that hungry. go makan the tulang. wah kao. meSsy siak.. 5 pple, eat 20 'tulang' plus i eat mutton chop.. the m.c. sui one.. poWer tO tHe keDeGaak!

den alfian say, next time if noe gerl, the first date must bring her eat tulang.. see how messy the girl is. maybe after u see she makan messy ahh.. pretty girl oso can look ugly.

den siam to pian hse to watch game.. that oso waste current oni ah.. go home sleep better lah.

balasans of the blog

wanb
blow u oso no use, for wat? u think 135 can catch 400 ah?

okey bubbye. now is sunday morning 4am. and i have to go to work. wat a good life..

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Dashed Hopes

aye aye

today i is take the train go home. my fren is good man. i thank you him. he send me to the mrt queenstown from the changi den i use the train to go home.

i is in train, den i see this girl stand infront of me la.. she is nice, and also pretty. she is malay and she wear the muslim headscarf. i look a bit a bit oonli because i is tired and no mood lah.. but she oso look abit young, maybe 17-19. so i juz see onli, steal steal look see look see one ah. because i shy scared wait she catch mi see her many many time.

so when i reach my mrt bus stop, i go down, she also go down. i den walk faster to go back my house becos i is hungry. so go my house can go 2 ways. one is go by bridge. on is go by infront. bridge is longer but i juz now walk at bridge. so i reach near my house i walk ah.. den i see another girl carry pink bag. the just now MRT girl oso carry pink bag. so i think is the same girl..

waaaah... skali i like think ah.. wah sey, skali she my neighbor or stay same block as me ah? so sui meh? can i be so lucky dis one..? so i want to see summore den my block, block my view lah. she is dat time nearer my house, i is abit far. so i walk faster. but i scared she disappear, den i run.. haha... so i reach at my block below .. den i hear pple walking in front of my house.. i still cannot see who..

so i slow down walk, eksen cool, spit at my hand abit make the hair abit stylo stylo.. den i walk i walk.. and i see..

nabei..

sekali my mother lah..