Hari Bodow

aye aye!

eeeeeeeee.. inspection FAIL! bodow aRg! buat gwek kluaq lagi 15 ketiks setakat tu mudguard ngan reflector.. nasib mamasan kat seblah je.. wat an asshole!!!

and si bodo g lunch! wa mau bikin insuran lu gi lunch! aRggg..

terpakse giii JE. queue plak panjang.. dah cui minah gerek.. ingat ade chance g counter dier.. skalik kena counter jantan jaga. boooorrinnnggg..

dah lambat g keje.. terpakse lah kan laju sket.. sekali itu anak haram peh speed camera tak perasan lak!!! pui!

dan nari keje peh keje peh keje sampai baju kena robek sume.. tak cukop aniaya, itu PSU kena jatoh kat lutot aku. bnyk2 tempat kat dunia ni, dier kena jatoh kat lutot aku..

maka sah lah.. hari ini, hari bodoh aku. must be the roti bongok aku makan pagi2..

nur
11.. hmm Insyallah lah beb. aku pon tak mau janji ape2. sedare mare aku pon aku lom abis rounding.. lepas tu nk layankan matair-matair aku sume.. abiy camne?

afah
ntah? aku pon tak tau.. angin tiop kot tu pasal dier mlayang kot?

bablove
london ke, anfield ke, andalusia ke.. duit! duit! duit!

ayu
sudahlah, lupakan saja.. kiss n makeup sua.. sampai bila mau pendam..

ah k ah. slmt..

Liverpudlian Boys

aye aye!

liverpool vs aston villa 3-1
wooooo... confidence booster! too bad tak dpt tgk.. oh well..

my eid
and yea, so far, its been a 100% record. semua rumah aku pegi, aku balek dgn satu paket ijau =) .. yeah.. aku perangai budak2, handwriting budak2..

but hahah, dont blame me, im juz blessed with a boyish charm.. and the sweetest boy at that.. =)

den i was visiting my aunt whu lives in a condo. so i was parking my bike below, and there was dis kid ard 6/7 yrs of age playing with his bicycle.. he saw me park my bike, den he came near, looked at me, then shouted to his brother..

'WAAAAHH... i never see motorbike before!!'

hahaahha.. plabuto these rich kids. tu lah.. mane2 pegi naik kereta, then nampak motor so the jakun.. duh.. rich kids..

tapi nari house-visiting got a lil spoiled by a lil rain. klw tak dpt collect more, maybe? who noes..? and den i got hm n changed out of my wet baju kurung.. and out again to... TOWN!!

met ayu, den joined up wip apiz n atie.. and we sat down at spinelli's where we talked abt of all things, balls, nipples, bras, or the lack of it, and morning erections.. hahah! and yea, there was small talk bout sum crappy bitch and all too.. ;P

and morning erections.. y? god noes why.. it juz happens.. every morning, without fail. and it brings me a smile, cos i noe that the lil dude's in good shape, for the day i wake up in the morning with a limp one.. it WiLL be a da.. ohhh i juz hope that day never comes..

and talking about morning hard ons brings me to this small lil question, juz out of curiousity.. hmmm.. u noe.. juz asking.. do girls wake up with erect nipples?

hahah.. k slmt dan salaams.

ps. ayu, we'll put all the road blocks n 1hr bishan rides behind us kayy.. lets start afresh shall we? c",)

Guardian

aye aye!

the guardian
okey dis movie. not bad, quite a nice one. one of the better movies that are showing rite nw. pretty straightforward movie, not so much twisting n turning like the prestige.. but its lacking the sea rescue scenes, most of the movie focus on the training part of the coast guard rescue swimmer's trg..

and my log bk. kena balek siak.. instructor aku maseh lom mark.. wahahahah.. dier mainkan aku balek laaaa.. musibot.. no complains tho.. hahahaha.. suar!

and geng, alfian dah set. sat, 11 nov we gg jln2!

k slmt dan salaams..

My Day

aye aye!

1.work
WoW.. setelah sebulan, at last tadi aku dtng keje pagi, aku turun gi canteen. belik air. beli makan. naik atas merokok dulu.. fuhhyoohh.. ini mcm baru bes..! baru ade kickstart the day! klw tak lemah je masok keje..

2.logbook
finalli submitted it. due date, 29th sept. submitted 25 oct. official champion of 29.11AV. nyahahahahahah... champion konon, hahahaah.. kena maki tadi senyap aje aku, angguk kepala sume yes sir yes sir. ahh.. ni lah dier yes sir yes sir three bags full. tapi betol peh senang hati.. mcm lepas satu beban besar.. besok collect, gotta prepare for the 08 Nov submission.. yeaa.. last submission.. unless aku cock up lagik ah.. mwahahahah..

3.liverpool
proudly declaring meself a scouser member! wa officially joined the liverpool fanclub! yeee haaaaww!!! renewed faith? hopefully it lasts. blardee hell..

4.anfield trips
and yes.. tadi checked out the organised anfield trips by liverpoolfanclubsg. liverpool vs man u, $2.7K. WoW.. man city vs lfc and middlesborough vs lfc, 3.2K. kiwaaak..

ni kalau nak pegi, bonus better be more than 3months siak.. klw tak, jgn cakap broke. teros broken siak.

klw dah broken, jawapnye kena brokeback ar kat changi aku. tu pon klw laku.. kalau tak laku.. aku terpakse gi skydiving.. without perechut.

5.the prestige
yikes!! aku nak bunuh izyan! ckp kat blog criter gerek. jgn cakap confused siak, aku teros concussed.. criter peh panjang, dier peh belit kalah criter tamil siak.. sampai nak tetido-tido siak. aiseyy..

ahh ok.. slmt dan salaams..

Im Done With It

its over.. finalli.. phheewww...

thank you sir, but no more pls. i've had enough to last me a lifetime..

ps. luv the song!!! woo hooo!!

Ehem

yessaaahh... masey dpt seyy!!!

Eid Mubarak

Eid Mubarak kpd semua! May Allah's blessings be upon you this festive season.

Slmt dan Salaams.

Burung Merpati Baru

aye aye!

okey geng. burung merpati wa dah oke. dah boleh bacer msg, ngan dah buley hantar msg balek.. hahaahah.

and tadi, waaaah.. ntah dari biler ntah, aku tak spot, tapi kwn aku spot front tyre aku dah kopak rabak siak. padan wobbling dier makin rabak.. rupernyer ada crack, ada satu spot lagi boleh nampak threads kat dlm, tayar dah kembong satu side. its a wonder i didn't get myself into an accident.. heng siak.. anytime boley blow siak..

bridgestone battlax bt090. setan woi.. makin kau turun, makin dier ajak.. setan woi.. setan.. jaga2 siak, takley campor sangat dgn ini mamat.. merbahayer..

k k slmt dan salaams.

Fuck It!

$^@#$*#%&#()#@)$%)@##$%#^$&
nabei peh log book..
$@$%%^$&%*%^&$%#&^%*^(^$^##%^
bodo peh log book..
%^#^&@%&^*^#(*#&@(&(%@*^@(^(%
BIKIN SUSAH IDOP AKU AJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKU BENCI!!!!! AKU BENCI!!!!!!!

SETAN!!! BEROK!!!!! SIAMANG!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEE!!! GERAM NYER AKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heartbreak

suar! suar!

liverpool vs man u 0-2
kena sembelih.. suar, suar.. heartbreak yet again. and i was in a room 3 other man u supporters. sedih, marah, bingit, kecewa.. hmm.. well, what to do.. marah, bingit pon bukan ape, sayang punya pasal. like they say, the things that can make u smile, they are also the ones guilty of making u tear..

and in other news,
shocking, breaking news as of 0514hrs, 23 Oct 06.
petronas twin towers was bombed. check out www.bbc.com. so far, no one has claimed responsibility for it.

so far there has been 451 confirmed deaths, 893 injured, and 1 kena tipu.

ok finalli got my baju kurung.. and yest my mom sarprais kan aku tiba2 balek JB ngan baju kurung lagi satu. WOW. merayapnyer tak seberaper, baju kurung sampai 3. so lets see, puteh/beige, temasek green and blue. new capals, finalli. now need to get a new girlfriend to accompany me for my rayer visits..

and yes.. tomm is 24th. rayer. and tomm is my mom's bday. bes nyer mak aku. rayer ngan bday same2.. kool.

dan tidak lupa.. kpd wan begok.. thx for the street direktori. and afah ngan ayu, thx for the 'uplifting' messages. i love road blocks.. dont u yu? hahaha..

oke so dats it..

nur
beb, wa kalau turun rumah lu sorang2 time rayer.. cfm kena suspect kuat siak! cfm kena soal siasat cukop2.
-kenal nur dari mane
-asal dtng sorang aje
-tahu tak yg nur dah tunang
-keje mane
beb acam? mati lah siak aku..

afah
late, held up. same. tapi memandangkan tadi kau on time. lets forget it. lagipon esok rayer.
hepi hepi suar, buang yg keruh, amek yg jernih, jgn lupa tambah sirap..
dan orang tu joget style pada aku. aku dah dpt imitate dier. yes, aku practise depan cermin sorang2. nanti kalo jumpe lagi, aku demo kat kau, ngan aku pon leh ajar ikhsan joget cam gitu sekali..

wanb
folk dance.. oh yess.. baby yess.. la sou! la sou! ipeyy.. GO!!

k slmt dan salaams.

Crunch Time

tonite 8pm. crunch time.

and u.. infidel.. infidelity.. if curiosity killed the cat, then tanam menanam killed u!!

gotcha by the the balls.

Favor Plss

ok i niid a favor..

saper maseh ade video clip aku panjat carpark? the full one..

cmon pple, i lost mine somehw.. shyTe!!

Haze Suar

yikes..!!!

paip idong aku bocor!!! sume haze peh pasal larr.. bodo laRRR!!

eee boring nyEr aku.. bodow peh tukang kebon, bakar sane sini. bakar rumah dier baru tau..

Latecomer Champion

aye aye!

so afah!!! i have officially found the WORST LATECOMER ever.. hahahaahah.. aku raser LATECOMERS seluruh dunia combine pon tetap dier champion laaaah!!

was supposed to meet these guys(kai, mus, syam) for break fast at Marina. so pple usualli pple wud meet at ard 6.30pm to get a place and all. so kai called to ask if i wanted to join in.. so ok. he said to meet at 6.30 at his blk(jurong).

i was thinking to myself.. weird kan. buka ard 7. and he wants to meet at 6.30. and summore we still need to get to Marina. tapi aku iyekan. so met him at 6.30.. den he said syam n mus wud be meeting us at marina.

so off we go. sampai marina ard 6.50. ohhh kita ingat kita yg lambat, skali carik motor dorang, tak jumpa.. so kai called mus. kat highway, on the way. call syam. tak angkat. hahahaah.. cheetot.. ingat dier pon on the way.

turns out the reason that mangkok tak angkat, pasal dier maseh kat rumah!!!!!! nabei!!

and get this, he was the one who said.. 'jumpa kat MARINA kul 6.30'.. and kai lagi suruh aku jumpa kul 6.30 bwh blk dier. nice bunch of guys... tapi.. hahahaha.. tak terdescribe kelewatan dorang nih.. and i thought i had it bad with bob..

oh my oh my.. where can i find a worst latecomer than this.. tsk tsk tsk..

at last.. wa buka coklet ngan air tin siak.. rokok je lebih.. pisaaang.. buka betul2, 8+ baru jamah daging..

k k slmt dan salaams..

New Video

aye aye!

new feature video! got it from moy.. take a look..

there's just an overwhelming sense of peace n joy when u watch it.. beautiful.

i wish to do that also.. =P

anyone up to join me for a trip across the globe to dance our hearts out?

hahahaah.. enjoy!

you can find out more at his website..

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com

k slamat dan salams..

afah
aku pon tak tau. changing into one of your kind maybe? hahaha.. who noes? u might just see me pregnant next yr.. hahaahah..

Safari Park

aye aye!

what a daaaay.. DVDs, PSPs.. all in a day at work.. takde buat keje langsong nari! ouhh.. soo fun.. suar kan tempat keje aku.. satu arii aku boleh darah up.. esok hepi go lucki.. halerrmakk.. giler giler.. nari pong makan free.. briyani dum! fuhyooh..

anyway, got dis stori from a family friend from indonesia.

dey have dis safari park in indo, TSI(Taman Safari Indonesia). the concept's exactly as the safaris in africa. an open vast plain where you can explore anywhere, preferably from inside a car. so dey went to this TSI, 4 adults and 2 children in a family car. they were at the more 'safe' part of the safari park.. (the area with giraffes, bla bla, the non meat-eaters). so they were travelling and just enjoying the sight when their car stuttered and broke down.

seeing that it was in the 'safe' area of the park, the driver, the family friend, decided to get out of the car and take a look at what might be wrong while they rest stayed in the car. he popped the hood and took a look at the engine, trying to figure out what went wrong.

all this while, a tiger! which was NOT supposed to be in that particular area had actually came up behind him. no one actually saw it cos the hood was up and the rest couldn't see what went on in front. and since the driver who decided to take a look at hte engine had his back to the tiger, he also didn't notice the tiger coming up onto him.

when the pple in the car finally saw the tiger, it was about 10metres away from the driver. so they started to shout to the driver to get back into the car. but when the driver realised what was happening, the tiger was already behind him. from wha i heard from the rest, the driver just stood there staring face-to-face with the tiger paralysed with fear. and they rest were already praying hard inside the car for a miracle to happen..

and in this holy month of Ramadhan, a miracle did indeed happen..

the tiger came up to the driver.. and said,

'usah khuatir pak. saya hari ini puasa. mobilnya rosak yaa? perlu bantuan?'

Tunjuk Prasaan

aye aye!

sessi demonstrasi perasaan tadik! engineer suar tu buat aku bingit.. aku hempas safety helmet depan dier, teros kluar workshop..

hahaha.. the result, lepas dinner.. dier tak suruh aku buat ape2 kerje pon.. WOOOhoOO!!!!! GEreK pee.. 7.30pm - 12midnite goyang kaki, tido, main PSP.. syiok pe!

idea yg baek.. skali skala eksen mengamok, takyah buat keje..

whooyeaH!

Balasans Of The Blog

aye aye!

rynn
well.. i liiikkeee it tooo! mwahahaha.. thx beb~

wanb
sssssss...SUCCHIARLO!!!! wahahaAHhaah!!! AMEK KAO.. lAMaaa punyaaa!!! ahh jawap! jawap!

ayu
eh aku susah2 carik, itu je kau cakap..?? ahh welcome laaah..

afah
alasans! alasans! dan fah..
asal kau kol aku, aku tgh tido.
asal aku tgh tido, kau kol aku.
ade masalah pe?

kk slmt dan salaams..

ps. siapapun kau, ku sudi terima. biarpun dosa semlm sebesar gunung menembus awan, yg penting hatiku dpt kau tawan..

eh lagu ape ah atas ni? lirik aku ingat.. tapi title aku lupa ah.. boleh jadi giler nk try ingat title dier..

Werk GerEk

aye aye!

werk.. SUPeRB! hahahaah.. hepi Day arg nari.. bes aRg.. woohooo!!

abg nari buat keje engineer arG.. fuuhyooh.. bangga siak.. hahahaha.. ade tokoh jadi engineer.. dah gitu lagi engineer aku kasi aku dua orang jadi boi aku. wooo hoooo!!!! bila lagi mau carik trainee dpt 2 men jadi boi? bila? bila??

so siapkan keje utk dorang.. at last 9.30pm gituk keje abis. aku pon balek werkshop rilek2.. dorang tgh criter pasal new zealand. bole g bungee jumping lah, white water rafting lah.. mcm2 lagi lah xtreme sports.. termasok TanDem Jump!

so while listening stori2.. sekali engineer lagi satu masok. (yg ni bukan yg aku kenakan. yg ni gerek sikit.. tapi tetap sial jgak). so dier masok dier nampak aku, tak cakap ape2 ni. dier amek tangan aku, pimpin aku mcm kanak2, lalu membawa aku kluar werkshop.

aku pon dah boring arh.. ingat dlm hati.. alemak.. ape pulak keje dier ade utk aku ni kan..

dier kata ikot aje.. so kluar dari hangar.. naik kereta, dier drive ke arah airport. so aku pon tanyer, nak tow kapal balek base ke pe? dier kata iye.. so dier drive2 at last berenti kat airport. aku tanye, 'mane kapal?' dier tunjuk kat B777. aku pon sound balek, tadi Senior Foreman kata yg masok B747, ni B777.

dier kata jgn banyak soal.. ikot aje.

aku pon ikot aje.. wooooo hoooooo!!! tak nyesal arg aku ikot dier!!

rupernyer dier ajak lepak lah siak.. gi Terminal 1, gi McDonald, beli air, lepas tu jln2 kat aRrival hall. departure hall. tgk2 chix.. gi viewing galleri.. dah boring jln2 lagi kat arrival ngan departure hall. tgk minah SATS laa.. sempat kacau dua tiga. so dah boriing.. dier kata patah balek kreter ah.. drive ard airport.

amek kereta, gi kat spot baek. tgk kapal takeoff ngan landing.. dekat giler nyer.. orang slalu tgk dari viewing galley kan.. hah kau .. aku tgk depan2.. syiook..

fuuuhyoohh.. dari kul 10pm - 11.30 aku menghilang..merayap ke hulur ke hilir.. fuuhh.. gerek.. tak sia2 aku keje keras.. at least dekni tahu keje dabis bole rilek.. tak mcm yg lagi satu.. nak aku keje sampai mampos.. tapi dua2 tetap sial.

den tadi dlm ops room.. suar. aku tgh buat keje, den the new girl masok.. teros engineer yg paling sial ckp kat tu budak aku nak kenal2.. fuuuhyooohh.. sedap siak aku kena.. tergamam siak aku.. mcm kena sumbat Kon*k kat mulot.. tak terlawan siak.. aisey bedah..

aku raser, besok satu kampong ar tahu. pasal ade budak2 trainee ngan apprentis yg lain kan. padehal aku tak cakap ape2 siak.. aku bersuara, kena basterd. tak bersuare pon kena jugak.. hancai..

tapi today gerek.. keje tak boring.. happening laahh.. bnyk benda2 merepek terjadi..

a day well spent!

k k slmt dan salaams..

Its Everywhere

aye aye!

ok geylang.. aku pusing kanan, lagu my heart. aku pusing kiri lagu my heart. mane2 aku pusing pon my heart. pisang. wa kena turunkan ar gini.. dah tak chii..

so..mission for tudey, mencarik baju kurung utk ayu.. lagi..

and i still havent got my 2nd pair..

pisang..

k k.. nothing much.. and now.. sessi mengutuk..!

and yes.. korang.. dasar lembab!!
dah tertera dlm skrip criter ROCK..
dua benda yg boleh merosakkan bangsa dan negare..
1. TAK TEPATI janji..
2. rasuah..
pantang nenek moyang aku oraNg laMbat!!
dan begok.. pls.. i beg you. jgn step blow blow seblah aku lagi kat highway. kau terer. kau racer. motor kau champion. aku tak setaraf, tak setanding. aku ngaku kalah dgn kao..

k slmt dan salaams..

ps. nari hari kotek aku.. sori.. jgn marah.. jgn pendam.. lepas ni aku jadi badot utk korang lagi ok.. bes..

pss. new feature vid. ayu, specially utk kau, yg takut kucing.. hahax =p

Disaster Zone

aye aye!

whoa.. JB mcm disastEr zONe..!!! hancai.. jam sana sini.. kecoh abes.. aku pegi pakai baju puteh, balek pakai baju kelabu.. dgn PSI yg tinggi entah ke mana.. nampak mcm genting rasa mcm suar..

tapi disebalik pengalaman pahit ini, aku sempat senyom kat dua minah kastam yg whooooyeeaaahH!!!

den time balek, kat zebra crossing.. ade teksi ni berenti betul2 kat tu zebra crossing.. then there was dis kid..yea a kid.. aku raser prembry skul.. he wanted to cross.. den there was the teksi infront.. hahahah.. so dier angkat tgn kat teksi driver as if he was saying 'wat the hell??'. hahahahaa... wa dah kekek siak sorang2.. ingatkan dier nak cross teros jln aje.. sekali dier jln blakang teksi tu, dier ketok bonnet teksi, angkat tangan maki lagi... hahahahaahah.. musibot peh anak.. kecik2 dah pandai kurang ajar siol.. tapi mmng baek.. tu zebra corssing ade stop line peh kan.. hahahaahah.. power lah..

girl
thx lah eh for the wishes.. dun be sorry.. nothing nice is ever too late..

afah
akak eh? kau dah ngaku akak eh? aku dah lama tunggu kau ngaku so that i can say..
'akak kepe?? akak kao peh laki!!!!'

shima
ler.. ni sape lak? ikot laki kau.. ok-kan dier. ajar sama dia. sekolahkan dier sikit. dah kahwin kan, trimer yg baik ngan yg buruk.

hmm.. k k.. slmt .. dan salams.

One Right Up Yours, Sir.

aye aye!

at werk..

POWER!! tulang to the buka!! wooo hooo!!! got pple belanjer somemorE.. sYioK aRg sYioK!!
den we had a new girl join us today.. hahaha.. ade xtra bising sikit gitu kat meja aku.. hmm.. thats wat i noticed. mentang2 ade cix.. ade je criter..

so lepas buka, biaser, dah kena tulang, dah kena air jagong power.. dah mcm malas gituk kan nak gerak laagi.. but too bad... work is work.

so ard 8, continued till 9.30.. had to remove 6 racks. by 9.30 done abt 4 of them.. so my engineer came and said to wrap up and call it a day. hahahaha.. wa dah hepi.. technician wa dah hepi..

so clear up the area, tagged the racks.. gedebak gedebuk.. dah siap gitu.. kita panggil engineer.. ok done..

engineer: ok good.. come lets go down.. we continue tomm..

me&tech: tomm we off..

engineer teros muker berubah!!!! wAHAhaHahaAHAha.. dieR ingat kita besok keje, so wrap up earli n calibot.. sekali kena main bontot ngan kiter.. hahaahahah.. muker peng siak dier.. muker menyesal siak suroh wrap up earli.. wooo hooo..
baeik ArhG!! 1-0!!

and might i add dat this particular engineer slalu takley tgk orang duduk diam. asal bontot kena kerusi je, dier mesti ade keje utk kita. so kita ade kind off bingit ngan dier.. soo sweet sweet vengeance for us.. hahah..

'tomm we off..' hahahahaha

never had 3 words other than 'i love u' have so much impact on someone..

yEaaa.. adicHa ppUdiCha yIPPEee!

nari, aku nampak rider macdonald bwk super4. giler.. giler..

slmt dan salaams.

Girl

Girl,

ok so if ur a boy, we'll scrap dat thoughts on a private celebration..

BUT..

if ur a girl.. heheh.. cmon baby light my fire..

Thank You

aye aye..

thx for reminding me that im older..

aLong
oke bouy. mekasey beribu-ribu lemon. yea cepat aku dpt jodoh, cepat aku buat anak. Insyallah mahal rezki masok berlimpah2.. boleh beli R6 kau.. hahahaha..

afah
timer kaseyy~ yes kubur yes. time? ye ye lain mak lain bapak. tapi mak kau mak aku jugak. bapak kau bapak aku jugak. abang kau, abang aku jugak. dan yg penting.. anak kau.. anak aku jugak!! aku nak cakap laki kau, laki aku jugak, tapi ade chance kena terajang ngan kao.

ayu
thankiuk ayu..tapi dok dok sendok kappe.. ok lah kuali, Insyallah sume tercapai. bnyk jugak hajat aku ni kali DOK..

NiE chics
syukran syukran.. kpd dinda(s)ku tersayang, asmida(s), walaopon ade yg dah ber-laki dan ber-boipren, monyet/beruk/setan ni nk ucapkan i LuRbp u aLL laaaah..

wanb
thnx ar boi.. ngok balek kat kao. ngok bgok. ok. kata nk belikan aku street direktori. mane?
aku tuntut.

nurais
eh beb.. tengkiuk eh ur sms. aku tk dpt bacer lah. pasal screen aku pecah. aku nampak hujung2 aje ah.. hahahaah..

mcm mesra gituk eh tahun ni besdei aku? hmm.. asal lak eh kecoh tahun ni? pelik.. yelah.. tahun lepas.. hmm.. kat bez tak salah. 2004, aku dlm kem. 2003, aku kt taiwan. yg sebelum sebelum tu aku tk ingat..

a new beginning, a new hope..

so today, lets dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one's listening, and live like it's heaven on earth cos yesterday's gone and tomorrow may not come.

slmt dan salaams~

Long Lost

juz found out..

arafah is my long-lost sister.

ahahahahahahaahahahahah!!

fah, skg satu dunia dah tau aku adik kao!!!!!!!!!!!

yaahoooo!!!

G-Land

aye aye!

was expecting another mendak sunday.. ya larr.. bola pon dah tak gerak time posa.. den jengjengjeng!! ada plan pii g-land!!

geylang doesn't ever change does it. from my first memories there, till nw, asal ke sane aje, asik nak kena bergasak aje dgn makcik2. wooisshh.. nasib baek wa penyabar, klw wa penyamon, abes. but today does seem better compared to saturdays, less crowded. hmm.. dah spot a few interesting baju kurungs again, tapi sen sua abes.

ape kata, apa kata, friday onwards, g lagi? itu time aku dah ade sen.. heheh.. yea..

anyway next week will be better. biaser, prices will be gg down further.. so hopefulli can get some real good bargains. so singgah tanjong katong to get ayu's baju kurung.. dier g checkout ngan afah.. sementara itu, aku ngan bgok merayap2 terspot hankerchief liverpool.

whoa.. dah bes. $3.50. gerek. nak beli. skali terspot. The Kob. awawww.. spoiler.. supposed to be The KOP!!!! not THE KOB!! so tak jadi laaah. wat a spoiler.. so makcik kedai tu pon kluar tanyer nk beli.. bla bla bla.. kita pon sound.. cik, ni salah spelling. hahahaha.. perangai setan. gi kedai orang, bilang hankerchief salah spell. wa gerek wa gerek wa gerek wa gerek..

to all yg nak beli dendeng.. most are selling at $3.50 per 100g. kita dah spot one stall selling at $2.50 per 100g. tapi aku nak explain kat mane pon susah. so round2 aje sampai jumpa. ade memang ade. kalau sengkek sangat nak sep $1(bole beli air tin) go ahead.

fah
so fah.. next wk boley g kubur tuesday aje. klw jadi bilang siang2..

wan
sssssss..sukati kau lah nak.

k bros n sises.. slmt.. dan salaams..~

Boi Nonsen

wan

ssss..targfirullah..

Childhood Dream come True

On March 2003, the Beagle II Mars rover was launched.

We were told it crashed.

Its last transmission was classified top secret.

It was the only warning we would get.

Their WAR, our WORLD.

7 April 2007. Transformers The Movie.

Girl

Girl,

and why cant a guy be someone special to me?
ur far too narrow minded..

ps. jgn mare kalo dingin2 aja..

Of SMSes

aye aye!

dear friends, members, girlfriends, brudders, steady girlfriends, scandals, love,

do not sms me for the time being. screen pecah. lu sms wa cannot read oso. so ape2 kol ok?

ok bes. once i get meself another new phone, den aku kalo aku dah start sms korang.. maknenyer dah ok lah tu.

k slamat dan salaams.

Mangkok

aye aye!

liverpool vs blackburn 1-1
hmm..tak tgk. tapi. ci*** ar livepool. geram siak.
nak support team lain ah. support Hereford United lagi baek.

saturdey burn lagik. pisang. nak tgk the guardian pon tergendala. mcm2 arg.
nak tgk liverpool peh game pon mangkok. suar. bukak tv. on ch 23. sekali SCV lom bayar.
suar!!

nasib baek ade budak keje lepak daerah rumah gwek. aper lagi.. beli kropok beli air. lepak kat playground.
playground pon playground laaah. wooo disember melaka. like ok onli~

ckp pasal trip2 ni sume.. mwahahah.. mcm2 tempat arg orang ajak.. lets see..

fad - koh samui/bangkok
andy - london
zul hanyot - hongkong
ijad - amsterdam
syam - LA

mwayahahaha... pisang2.. satu dah gatal nak pakai tiket nampak.. wooo hooo..
wa pon dgr wire trip aje. gatal gak kan.. tapi nak pileh mane siak. sume mcm gerek.
tapi bulan 12 motor peh besdey.. fuuhh..

ahh.. gini2 susah nak pileh, gi st john islan sua. ubin ke. sentoser pon bole. kusu island jgn lupa.

nur
wa dilanda todak ade arg beb. klw aku putus cinta,
kau ade members pe nak kenal2kan?

wanb
slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. slayer.. terawih.. slayer.. slayer..

k slmt dan salaams.

Lab Park

aye aye!

wats with NiE girls and Ferrero Roche?
hahahaah..
afah kasi satu. ayu kasi satu.
korang ade dpt free kat skolah kepe?

met up with kai, mus n syam.. mwahahah.. ktm, sebat burger 6 bijik. 4 orang peh makan. den lepak at labrador park. satu2 story pasal blind dates. mwahahah. being kissed by gays. pasal date pakai helmet tebalek. hahaah.. mcm2. sempat ngorat minah kat KTM. weee hooo...

den the blardee MUS.. he went to the Russell Peters show! WAH.. basterd. tak bilang kita! takpe. takpe.

nur
ey beb. kau ni tak abis2 nak try nasi minyak aku. kau peh tu. standby aje. anyway thx fer the wishes. yan pon samer date ngan aku kan. hahahaha.. kem slm kat dier skalik!

su
whoa.. u been missing long long time girl.. anyway thx fer ur wishes.. ur 10 nov rite? or 11 nov? hahaha.. somewhere der.. i'll b wishing u soon~ and no. the saman makcik didn't get me! hahaha! bes..

k k slmt dan salams.

ps. iftar pics at afah's up. along's fotopage. links at the tepi.

Girl

Girl,

a special post, for a special sumone like you..

i wished, i hoped, i pined..
but u noe what they say,
we save the best for last.

u n me, we'll hav a private celebration. just the two of us.
what say u? hahaah.. =p

slmt dan salaams.

ps. who r u?

Summons II

aye aye!

ok so.. the verdict.. dorang tak berani saman. =p
fuuhyooh.. gwek gengster carpark.. wooo hooo!!
yess yess menjadik! menjadik!

slmt dan salaams.

ps. mess with the best, die like the rest.

Summons

aye aye!

oke so, i got home from werk. masok carpark, and there they were. jengjengjeng. 3 of them. makcik saman. so aku buat ape? instead of turning back, wa go ahead.. masok Lot. ade satu makcik tgh saman motor.

ini kira trick psikologi. dgn confidennye aku park motor. dan dgn konfiden aku swagger out of the carpark. sempat campak satu jelingan madu maot kat tu makcik.

so ape yg aku nk try buat ni. aku nak tgk.. dgn cockiness aku ni, dorang berani saman ke tak.

so either aku lepas, or aku dpt tiket $8.

aku belum check lagi. akan ku updatekan selanjutnyer..

k salams.

Tanhk You

aye aye!

okey ingin ku mengucapkan ribuan terimah kaseh kpd members2 yg susah payah mengsarpraiskan aku.
dan juga mengucupkan ribuan virtual kisses kpd u all.. hahaha.. nabeh.. ali dah Gay.

tahnk u.. alfian. wa ada feeling lu cip.
tahnk u.. afah. kerane rumah kao.
tahnk u.. wan b. kerane sering merepek.
tahnk u.. bob. kerane jadi boi aku.
tahnk u.. lan. kerana slalu kaypoh.
tahnk u.. arin. kau lah yg paling menawan semlm.
tahnk u.. along. pasal kamera kao.
tahnk u.. bart. abg bart.. =p.. keraner.. u noe why.
tahnk u.. feqo. kerana .. ah engkau aku tak tau apasal.
tahnk u.. shirin mataer piko. keraner jadi matair piko.. klw tak dier slalu jiwang2.
tahnk u.. ayu. pasal ko bwk tikar.
tahnk u.. atie. pasl ko potong kek aku.
tahnk u.. hapiz. pasal ko ckp arin cute.. dpt kita kacau dier Gay.

hmm.. tlng pls.. no more sarpraises. no more rembat2. gwek sua GanYot. takleh angkat benda2 gini.
jantong dah tak kuat mcm dulu.

afah
biar lerr dier flirt. dah besar pon budak tu. dier pon ade nafsu zahir dan batin. lain lah orang dah kawin. ade tempat mengadu.

wan & nur
nur dah tunang. wan dah ade anak. korang nk menggatal jgn kat sini. nanti yan bantai aku susah aku ok.

selamat dan salam sejahtera.

ps. thank You for everything. syukran. syukran.

Heart

taching.. taching..

ps. new video feature.

Yessah!

aye aye!

ohhoohoho... sarprais sarprais~! gWek peh baju kurungan rupernye sudah dibeLi oleh daddy gWek..! ooohh.. takyah aku kluar duit. sep siket. heng ah..! free baju kurung.. dah. skg mau ngecek mother lak. maaa, nak blik capal.. beli lah sana kat geylang tu. takde duit. nah amek ni.. yeyeye! hahahaah.

ok ok. so the semlms went to penin wip yan peluh. fuuhyooh.. semangat carik baju slayer ar members. mentang2 mau gi konsert. tapi bukannye tak tau tu budak. dier kes peluh rabak. gi concert nanti bukak baju. sukati kau lah yan, janji kau dah blanjer aku buka. coupon pon coupon lah.

slmt. dan salaams.

Mr Jerebu

aye aye!

after a year of being MIA, my good friend Mr. Jerebu is finalli back. hahahaah. came when his presence is sooo greatly not required. and at a bloody wrong time too, esp during this fasting period. hard to deal with. tapi kan.. dgn jerebu yg tebal ni kan, style jugak wye. naik mots lets say ade thick jerebs kan.. then you go thru.. dari depan orang tgk kau mcm kluar dari hellgates gitu, dgn asap berkepul-kepul, dgn ade asap swirling blakang kau. fuuuhh.. mcm RENEGADE.. style.. dah gitu kena pakai sunglasses daa.. kena bawak shotgun. motor kena tukar harley. kena pakai boot koboi. baru kena gaya.

fuuuhhyooohh.. bole imagine kan.. kan.. pas u dah style2.. jln kedepan sikit. langgar pokok. jerebu tebal sangat. tak nampak. lagi style.

tapi semlm pon teruk jugak lah. dah macam kat genting highlands siak. tapi genting dingin, udara fresh. ni lain. ni suar. suar 10X ganda

katak oh katak,
kenapa kau panggil jerebu.
macamane aku tak panggil,
nak halau si budak setan.

tak rhyme kan? gasak ar.. janji tulis benda..

Geylang

aye aye!

okey so the impossible has been done! wa dpt wa peh half day leave approved laaaa!!
wweeeehoooo!!! hahhaah.. sapa mau berguru sama wa, skill psycho boss.. takyah angkat buah sume..
skill buat muker kesian aje..

past few days werk TEROK arg.. bley saket siak.. tak pernah2 aku pakai face mask buat kerje. kali ni, terpakser.
habok dier, fuuuhyyooohh.. kalah bilek aku.

tapi oleh kerana tekun buat keje ngan skill muker kesian aku, maka dptlah leave aku nari.

so da amek leave, turun geylang. naik 'bangvan'. wak salleh peh van. supir - along. klw kena bwk motor.. hmmpphh..
kirim slm suar kan geylang.

geylang, standerd. packed to the jammed like the sardines from the south china sea. tapi not so bad since went at 2300++. bnyk orang pon dah blah. so lebih sket tempat bernafas. dah survey baju kurung utk tahun ni.
quite a few nice design.. belom tahu nak choose yg mane. so mebe will be gg down for a second look-see, then bhamm..
angkot 1 ke 2 ke.. kan? kan?

aisey. suasana geylang aft dey demolish the pasar pon actualli not much diff. still the same old same old.

off to town to pick up alfian. baru dating. nabeh. msg aku petang2 tanyer kerje ke tak, ingat ade plan. cukop time dier menghilang. takpe takpe. pasal ko blanc air nyer pasal.

den aft that. newton. pisang. sop kambeng 5 ketol siol. ****. yan pon nari kaya, blanjer air. tebu 2ketol siol. kiwaaak.. tebu dari negeri mane pon aku tk tau.. so dah lantak, dah hepi. ade kes lak. hahaha.. kes gaduh pasal beer. musibot. bikin seram je. ade je botol terbang kena kepala aku. dah tak chii.. pendekar mastur belom ajar aku elak lagi.

k den balek.. hahaha.. mcm bangbus siak. angkat cix.. tak mau elaborate arg.. tak sama bacer kat blog ngan ceriter dari mulot.

terserempak jugak si budak nur tu. skali dier jln menonong aje buat kat tepon. mesti ngan lurbp.. sampai wa depan dier pon dier tak perasan nih. aiseh..

k geng. next wk. wednesday. buka ruma afah dingdangz. jgn lupaaa yaa..

k slmt dan salaams.

Hepi Celebrations!

aye aye!

oouuhhh.. im 4 days late but..

hEPiii cHiLdRen's DaaYY!!!!!

wooo hooo.. altogether now!!!

'sama-sama, maju kehadapan, pandai cari pengajaran..
jaga diri dlm kesihatan..' aku dah luper lirik dier.. lama sangat tak nyanyi.

do u miss children's day...? hahaha.. i sure as heaven do..
no more KFC on 1st Oct. no more holidays on 1st Oct.
there's aLot of shit missin on 1st Oct these few years.

i wanna be 14 again.. =p
so i can go to lot 1 aft school again..
and sit at the library for hours n hours..
with win of course.. wooo hooo!!!!

fuuhh.. dulu ade 2dollar dlm kocek lepas skolah peh lah hepi.
skg.. hmm.. klw tinggal 50 aje dah garok kepala.

aisey.. k lah..

slmt menyambot hari kanak2 disamping bulan yg indah ini.

wassalam.

Rambots

aku nak gi rebond lagik!!!!!!!

Rob-B-Hood

mmm! mmm!!

Mhmmma Mfmammm mghmm wanb mm alfian..hmmm Lot 1 mmmm!! mMmaamamamM!!!!

mhhammahommmm mlmgmameagemmmm!!! MHAamhamhamhmaa!!

slMmmt sllammmms..

Swap LanTuii Ahh!

aye aye!

ok so yesterday the company said, 'come in on ur off day'. and replace the off day with saturdey.

good deal? ok good.. but..

today, the company said, 'swap cancelled. ac not docking.'

fuhyooh.. sakiiit haaatiiii.. sakit sekaaalii.. melihat plan aku, hancor berkecaaaiii..

maner leeh gini beb. lu sua kater swap, ac masok tak masok kena honor agreement arg. den takpe. leave masey bnyk, boley amek. so aku terpakse nak kena amek leave arg kan.. tapi..

'ali, saturdey cannot take leave. i tell the foreman not to approve oreddi..'

awwww kamon.. wa trainee siak. wa not part of the operational work force siak. wa xtra man. u can do without me siak.. sot aje.

ok dah block leave aku. lagi berani tanyer..

'tomm wanna come in OT or not?'

'for wat? i not eligible to claim OT pay'

'nvm. i give u off day.'

'when? i want dis saturdey.'

'cannot lah. i give u during hari raya.'

hmm.. puase tak puase. ni jawapan aku.

'nabei ci***.'

afah.
eyyy jgn jakun pls. takkan ko tak biase stroke2 ni sume. ur married after all =D

Kalah Betting

aye aye!!

man u vs newcastle 2-0
oouuuhh.. kalah betting sama aLong-san!.. 14K.. anybodi got any cash to spare..?
no? oohh along itu macam, takde surat perjanjian lawyer, nanti black n white.. acam?
burn suar arr.. ouch!

ok caught the man u match, caught 'remp-it', caught 'ganyut tak tentu pasal', all in one night.
courtesy of TV alfian peluh. fuuhh.. da mcm weekly program je. asal hujung minggu turun rumah dier.
asal turun rumah dier, hujung minggu.. woooot!

remp-it
fuuhyooh.. the most uncensored m'sian movie ever since.. mmm.. forever lah. klw starting je sua ade sek scene, acam tu. siot. bulan puase buat kepale aku piker nak gonjol aje. but unlike KL Menjerit, yg ini, mat rempit dier sume buat stunt sendirik. tkde camera trick trick ni sume.. tgk pon geram je. gatal je. buat mau trn 125/150 balek je.

anyway storyline, nothing WOW. pasal mamat racer suka race je. pas tu orang dengki. start lah tu fight fight dier. dan ade beberape scene yg aku tak paham.. hahaah.. minah skuter rosak?? biken suspen aje..

ganyot tak tentu pasal
okey lah. ini criter pon boley tahan farnee jgak. ade mesej2 terselit yg dier nak hantarkan kt orang ramai.
1. jgn carik matair tua.
2. jgn carik matair jengster. ye aku sengajer spell ngan 'j' instead of 'g'.
3. jengster pon ade prasaan. kena break up pon teros lembek.

itu lerr antara mesej yg ingin disampaikan. yg part kekek, jengster masok boxing ring teros fight joget hip-hop. suar abes.

hmm.. k tu jer. slmt dan salaams.

Liverpool Loses

Yaye aye..

waduuh wadduuh waaduuh..!
kalah lagi..

Bolton VS Liverpool 2-0

kontolversial first goal. actualli not the goal, but the given free kick leading up to the goal. stewpidd. linesman made clear mistake. Lets have his head for sahor tomm!

other than dat, no complains. ball crossed the line for the 2nd goal. so no kekecohans. pool playes well. bolton played well. so no complains. tho' i think that alonso tried a lil bit too hard to score from out the p. box. well.. wat to do..

still, its a waste dropping the 3pts..

upset pon upset, tapi takpe, besok aku leh score aku nyer own goals. Bt Timah Cup!

yan
ye ye kita tau kau keje keras. sampai members ingat kau mati kat keje pe. yan.. klw tak suker jam tu jual aku. murah sket ok..

k k slmt. salaams.