Supper

aye aye!

to all Moslems, have a blessed Eid'ul Adha..
to all Nasrani, Slmt Hari Natal..
to all others, hepi nEw yEar..

to Bart aKa Noni-Big-Brudder-The-Fat-Fuck,

thank yOu for teH seafuud supper.. i will lurbp u pore-eva until the end of time, even tho' u are a big PENAKOT.

yeaa.. vroom vroom.. in the car, gg to the ATM for sum cash withdrawal from the BOSH, aka Bart...

armed escorts, before heading out for JB..

okey at JB, the whole geng.. not in order of appearance,

fiko, shirin, bart, wanb, aku, eldila, arin. along and alfian..







orait mates.. itu saje.. gambar lain2 kat multiplek alfian.. links at the.. RIGHT! HARD RIGHT!

k slmt dan salaams..

jun
i LURBP u TOO my BeSTest BesT FrIend in The WHoLE of HOUGAnG! hahahah..

X'Ing Turtles

aye aye!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?


































A: I dont noe. i dont fucking care. but i almost hit the kerb trying to avoid the fucker... blardee bastard.. or bitch for the matter..

rj
kau keeper.. mesti lerr kau ckp tu mcm.. tapi lu golkeeper paling STYLE aku nampak in a veri long long time.. hahahah..

wan
wwud u liike to succk sum COCK..? do u wan CUM on ur face..?

k k slmt. salaams.

Grid Shutdown

aye aye..

thursdaee... fuuuhh.. total grid shutdown.. from wa peh block onwards... blackout abis.. even traffic lts pon gone. fuuhyooh.. wa mau lintas itu junction pon seram sejuk siak.. tgk kiri kanan depan blakang.. baru lintas.. kecooh.. den sampai rumah.. adik2 aku sume kat luar rumah, nampak aku balek aje tanyer..

'abang, abang tau camne nak ON lampu semua?'

hahaha... dol. satu grid blackout, dier carik CB. dah tu takpe, carik CB kat luar rumah. padehal CB dlm rumah. mandai mandai aje.. so balek, dah takleh on semuer elektrikal applaienses. takpe. skali bnyk2 time, itu time pulak handphone aku LOW BATT. still no hal..

tapi yg bikin aku sot, susah hati. sial. nak mandi takde air panas..

saterdey murning

gi punggol!!! play futbol!!.. punggol.. punggol whr? tapi kita kalah.. 3-2. at first dey score. 1-0. den 2nd half. we fight back.. 1-1. den 2-1. den dah penat. dey catch up. 2-2.

so last few mins.. jengjengjeng.. keeper makan kaki striker.. PEEETT!! penalty.. whoo.. and den.. keeper.. dgn muker se-innocent nyer tgk kat ref.. dgn muker tk buat salah bagaikan dier di fitnah kan.. dier kata..

'ref, ball wat...'

hahahahaha..suar abes.. ok so time nak amek penalti.. wa offer..

'oi klw kau save balik aku isap konek kau!!'

aku raser dier geli. tu pasal bola da masok baru dier dive. hahahahaah.. kekek siol. haha.. sengaja kot? nak escape dari blowjob aku??

hmm...

afah
sori. me inggerish no good. i go school den the nippong attack malaya. no time to continue study. everyday go jungle fight communist use the bang bang..

wanb
suar. harapkan pagar, pagar lu langgar. harapkan padi, setakat changi pun lu takley pegi. lu kata lu members.. ape punye members.. hahahaha.. bang! bang!

k k slmt..

Kes Tak BELI Minyak

aye aye!

am officially the most idiotest biker in sg.. hahah.. oops i did it again. i ran out of petrol AGAIN. understandable on a small capacity 4L Wave125 tank. but a 15L S4 tank..? hahahah.. camne ntah..

and no, wa tak tolak. mmng boley tolak moto berat.. and summore ade stori tong350 naik bukit to prove it wahahah.. but thats another story.. malas.. so wa kolling bdak keje and duduk kat kerb tepi road tunggu dia dtng. padahel kedai minyak less than 1KM away.. hahaah.. burn siak $3 beli tin utk isi miniyak.. stooowwpiiid..

the last time it happened, 280505.. ingat tak jadi lagik. but 1 and a half years later.. perangai tak ubah2. nasib nari keje pagi. klw keje mlm camne? klw kul 12+ sangkot camne? dah lah tempat gelap. members pon takkan nak layan 12+ gi changi bwk miniyak.. terpakse tolak sorang gelap2.. wat.. wat if i kena kidnap?

and then and then.. i got dis stupid thought.. wat if gi dating den minyak abes? kat expresswey. mlm2 buta. hujan2. hmm.. tolak motor ngan minah mlm2 buta time hujan2 kt espresswey.. hmm.. aye..

romantic.. no?

k slmt dan salaams.

Barca Tie

aye aye!

tiEd with BARCA!!! hahahahaah... its THE game to watch out for i tell ya. i love the reds, i do, but a tie against barca, hahaahh.. well, lets just say im hoping for the best, expecting the worst.. im not gonna blabber on how we're gonna thrash barca cos its barca heerree.. so then, even if we crash out.. i'll take pride in knowing that it was against barca.. not benfica or watever =)

and if we do manage to get thru.. and im hoping hard, im praying hard we do =) barca fans can take consolation in knowing they crashed out to a team stepped in european history.. =)

2 more mths..!

and mr rain continues to dampen my spirits. i couldn't play futbol yesterday. i couldn't play futbol today. and i couldn't even go out with lovely ms moy for a movie.. ahh.. still reaching werk wet, and reaching hm wet. what a damper..

dear mr sunshine,

im missing u loads. i've always loved you more than mr rain anyway. come out again and brighten my day like u have always done mr sunshine. pls oh pls let me feel the warmth again..

ps. mr rain makes my dick shrink and my balls flaky. and i hate that feeling.. =X

and work,
is simply GEREK! im luurrvviiinngg every minute of it.. and yea.. i've got 2 days of leave to clear.. and off days.. i've been coming in on my off days. so hahahaa.. i have no off days!! xcept for last week.. slow week. farking saturday and i was cooped at hm.. courtesy of mr rain again. i wished i was werking. at least i have pple to bullshit with..

and i was so desperate to get out of the house that i even went to jb on full tank juz to buy cigs.. and more imptly, juz so i cud get out of the house.. and then off to yishun dam.. brokeback moments wip wanbegok.. hahaha..

why am i so gay..hahah.. btw u shud see me catwalk.. and bitch like a bapok.. and sit like a girl.. my gawd.. its so real.. i juz need to pop sum pills and grow breasts and voila!

can part time at changi oreddi..

balasans of the blog

baby & nur
nah nvm.. dun feel like it anymore.. dun bother wasting ur time..

yan
fuuhyoh! lu gerek lu gerek! tu pasal wa lurbp sama lu! tak sia2 skolah sama2 dari prembry skuul! hahahha!

wanb
facelift eh.. bersyukur boi, jgn mengukur..

jun
heyyy girlfren.. lu sua lama menghilang apahalll..?

afah
cukop lah, hot lah boyish lah.. bla bla bla.. wats the pt? NO POINT!
im gonna act like a girl everytime im ard u now.. amek kao..

/end balasans

alright.. guess thats it den..

salaams..

For a Good Cause

i tink this blog needs a facelift..
ani volunteers to do the honors?

Saudi

aye aye.

The NewPaper. Monday, 4th Dec 2006.
Page 18.

so it seems in Saudi Arabia, women are banned from driving. fucking stupid. why?

and so i decided to read up a little on our lil saudi friend's history.

so Saudi is a monarch government, to be ruled by descendants of its first king. the Quran is the constitution of the of the country which is governed on the basis of the Islamic Law (Shari'a). And it is interesting to note that Shari'a law actually PROHIBITS monarchy of ANY kind. =)

oh saudi saudi.. ape lu mau try buat..??

Mcm Mcm Ah

aye aye

wigan vs liverpool 0-4
like.. finalli. after such a looonng wait. bodow. may this be the start of much more good things to come.. Insyallah. Amin.

graduation dinner
ahh.. nothing WoW lah. got 1 V.V.I.P come and tok kok. den we take our scroll on stage. den makan. so boring. no performance. no lancing2. baru ingat nak cukai matair/tunang/bini batchboy ajak lancing2 kan.. but the guud thing was.. dpt offday to attend the function.. so okei lah kan.. kan..?

futbol
yes.. again! bes. setelah kian lama menghilang pasal bulan Ramadhan n Syawal, the pairaps of bt timah dah kembali. tapi hancai. berpeluh tak agak2. fian pon kalah. yelah.. dah lama tak eksersais kan. sekali kena, ah kau. itu peluh kalau isi botol penuh tu. lepas tu kalau panaskan jadi garam sepaket tu. buat duit.. kan? kan?

werk
yes.. teruuuss saja. dah start jadi zombie. bantai teros. pikir duit. duit tu penting. aku ada cita2 besar nak melancon jaoh. sleepless in changi arg.. mwahahaha..well.. we'll reap wat we sow soon enough.. i'll be smiling my ass away.. harharhar..

den ade criter gerek. semlm. aku kena gi buat keje kat kapal sorang2. kapal tak pasang power. so dlm gelap. aku nye keje pulak kena gi tempat satu bilik terselit ni. nak access kena naik ladder ah kira. skali dlm bilek tu, juz after aku clear the ladder, ade cermin besar. aku tk tau. so aku dah seram2 kapal gelap. dah start fikir bukan2. sekali aku naik dgn torchlight, aku tak perasan itu cermin ah. aku pusing kanan aku suluh. nampak bayang2 sendirik.

KIWAAK. tekejot berok siak. dah nak tejatuh siak dari tangga. torchlight pon danak terlepas dari tangan aku. rupanyer muka aku ni seram jugak eh. baru aku tau... hmpp.. gerek pe.. klw lah aku heart attack tu ari.. cfm kluar berita..

'teknisen mati akibat terkejut nampak bayang2 sendirik'

woo.. tak style benar. kira dah sama level ngan pakcik2 yg mati ngah mantat kat batam siak.

dah gitu takpe. dlm tu bilek ade bunk bed. dah lah tekejot. aku dah fikir bukan2. itu bunk bed gelap2 nampak mcm coffin. sial betol. keje tak tenteram siak hati. tak penah2 aku buat keje gitu laju. pastu takpe. skejap2, stop keje, pusing, check blakang ada ape2 tak. sial.

bukan ape siak.. tapi hangar aku pon ada 'stori' jugak. ade je gelap2 gitu 'si dia' muncul. ah kau. tak balek modal. conferm terkencing terberak nyer siak dlm sluar kat situ jugak. wooo.. taubat aku keje sorang2. lain kali carik partner ah bikin keje gelap2.

den aku imagine, kalau dier muncul tempat exit camne siak. itu tempat ade satu exit aje. nak kluar kena bypass 'dia'. fuuhyooh..

tu lah.. aku ni pon satu. asik takot2kan orang. kena ini mcam.. teros menggelecat skejap..

so sorri utk orang2 yg aku pernah takot2kan eh.. heeheehee...

afah
tanak soot suar.. gross suar. klw gross jgn tengok. tapi klw aku tgk kau jgn nak komen mcm2. biar aje.

baby
doesnt count suar. ape aku pedulik..?

wanb
juz proving a pt aku boleh tulis in good englais.

nurais
juz proving a pt aku boleh tulis in good englais.

.. kk .. slmt dan salaams.

Of Porn And Men

aye aye

lets talk about about men's favorite slacking reacreational activity today. PORNOGRAPHY. I had a short lil discussion with someone abt pornography the other day.

We all know most women's aversion to pornography, how they think it is gross, degrading, humiliating and so on and so forth. and they simply can't understand the affection we men have for it.

so cmon, we're men, and its porn. its perfectly normal for us guys to like to watch porn. im not saying that it is right to do so, im juz saying that its normal. we're not being sick, perverted or excessively horny by watching it, unless ur watching kiddie porn. then that is sick.

and so in the process, over the years, thru the countless videos that we watch, we learn. in a way, you could even call it an educational process all guys guys go thru. yeah we learn about sex in school, but i didn't remember my teacher telling me exactly what to do.. and do women want a guy who fumbles his way in bed?

try ah.. time nak main, itu jantan slice lobang jubz kau. tak ke tekejot gitu?

and if u think it is still gross to watch porn, then i guess i'll just have to go out and fuck ard. since i cant learn by watching, the next best thing is to get a hard on.. oops.. i mean hands on training. well, they say practise makes perfect..

and that is why we men watch porn and enjoy it.

if you stilly don't agree with what i've said, its ok. you just need to understand why.

Matthew Bellamy
ok! ok! best best... tanyer su jgn tak tanyer. and ye ye.. kau jgn takot. klw aku OT pon tmpt keje aku dekat aje. no worries u jantan sundal!! camping skali paaa..?!? dah lama tak camping..

Baby
yeah i dunno who's Muse.. its lame isn't it..? but i noe Mustika my senior, Musa my senior, Muslim my camp fren, Mustafa my favorite shopping ctr.. do they count..?

orait.. slmt dan salaams

ps. porn eh. gerek mmng gerek. tapi dosa tetap dosa. so sendirik mau ingat ah. berani buat berani tanggong ok..