Hoodwinked

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Hoodwinked
fucking slapstick animated movie. the old red riding hood with a new twist. and yes, dunno whether by coincidence or not, but like in Over The Hedge, there's a squirrel who goes into hyperdrive aft drinking coffee... aRrIbbA aRiibbaa aNdRE aNdRE...! animations not that good lah compared to toy story/cars/shrek, but still ok.. but the jokes.. kiwaaakk.. takleh angkat siol.. ketawa dah mcm budak2 siak dlm wayang..

and yes moy, thx for blanjaing mi.. do it more often ok..

BI:2
and next.. yes.. i caught.. ehemm.. basic instinct 2. hooohoooohoooo.. and the place whr i caught it.. ok lah eh.. ard 2pm, no work oredi.. so went up to the main deck.. engineer dah on inflight entertainment system.. ape lagi.. hmm.. criter dier kan.. aku pon tak paham.. pasal aku concentrate part romen2 aje.. terus terang nye bebual lah kan..

gerekkan tempat keje aku.. kat wayang lum kluar dlm kapalterbang dah ade. geRek siYYekk~!

ckp pasal kapalterbang.. ade satu kapal dari Dubai baru masok utk maintenance.. fuuuhhyoohhh.. aku terpegun ah.. biler dier bukak cargo door.. bau dier semacam arg.. pelik.. skali aku tanye technician.. asal bau itu mcm kan..

skali itu kapal 747 khas utk KUDA. siol. ni ah dier Kerabat Arab.. kaya nak mampos.. kuda naik kapalterbang khas. perang kat timor tgh dier buat DEK aje.. Lebanon kena sebat, dier tak buat ape2.. minyak itam banyak.. tapi U.S. control.. ade chance Raja Saudi dah kena minyak dagu..

and nw.. to explain the lack of new posts. you can blame World of Warcraft.. pure gaming addiction.. and the onli reason this post is up is bcos.. biaser lah.. game server undergg scheduled maintenance..

ok geng. skg wa mau check server dah up keblom.

slmt.

wassalam.

Smoking Ban

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Here's an article i picked up from The New Paper, 15 July 2006. It was a highly entertaining article about the recent smoking ban in coffeeshops.

Written by Edwin Yeo, he offers his views on the ban, and at the end of the article, he reveals a very startling fact. Startling, yet true to this very day.

Read everything that is written and hopefully u enjoy the article as much as i did.

............... The New Paper, Saturday, 15 July 2005 - by Edwin Yeo ..............

For the last two weeks, I've felt unwanted. Not because I was again rejected when I tried to pick up that hot chick at the bar(I'm used to that), but because of my smoking habit.

While my fellow scribe Adam Hashidy might jump up and shout like Fred Flintstone at Singapore's new smoking regulations, it's made me feel like a pariah.

I used to enjoy my cup of overpriced coffee at coffee joints, light up a cigarette and imagined that I looked cool.

Disgusting habit, non-smokers say, but I've never bothered them, hor have they suffered the terrible effects of passive smoking. These joints, you see, already have non-smoking indoor areas, where they enjoy not having their lungs polluted, and air-conditioning too.

The new smoking ban, however, insists that onli 20 per cent of the outdoor area can be designated a smoking corner. Smokers have to huddle together in one tiny area to keep the rest of the outdoor area smoke-free. Not that it does.

This might shock some non-smokers who can't wait to rub the law into our faces, but at the point of writing this, the F&B establishments have yet to erect invisible forcefields around the smoking area to prevent our smoke from being blown into the non-smoking areas.

Rush For Smoking Corner

Here's a common scenario at coffee joints: The smoking corner is always full. Other smokers wait near the corner, repressing the urge to light up.

The moment someone leaves the smoking corner, someone else rushes for the empty table. I myself had to kill a few smokers trying to get the table.

The silly thing is the other 80 per cent of the outdoor seats, usually filled before the ban, are almost all empty now.

Where are the non-smokers who have been waiting for this day so they can finally enjoy smoke-free posing at the al fresco area? In the same air-conditioned comfort they have always been enjoying, that's where.

I didn't call up these joints to check of their business has suffered since the new laws were introduced, but I would bet my friends' World Cup winnings that it has.

Pkay, I've done my rant. I'll leave you something from the dead but immortal stand-up comic Bill Hicks, a chain smoker who died of a non-smoking related illness.

To his audience, he revealed a fact startling onto non-smokers only. So similarly, this is for Adam and non-smokers.

Neither Hicks nor I researched this fact, but I'm fairly sure this is an absolute truth. Ready? Are you seated, non-smokers?

Non-smokers die everyday.

Balasans

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balasans of the blog

jun
k babe.. walaupong lu yg TER-pendek antara kiter kiter kiter.. lu pon lah yg TER-power!! rejoice!!

and report tok kadi utk niKah laH!!

liamxi
yah yah yah.. mcm biaser.. im the badot that makes u laff.. but who's the badot that makes me laff.. still looking..

wan
homophobic.. no no no.. wa tak homophobic.. lu yg homophobic.. lu is aliphobic.. oke boi.. biler aku kuis jubor korang2.. reaksyen kau slalu yg paling rabak.. maki aku pas tu lari.. yg lain.. for eg fiko, biler aku kuis.. dier suker.. lagi boleh pusing kat aku senyom dan kenyit mata lagik..

so aku fiko-phobic, kau ali-phobic.. fiko lak.. hmmm.. ntah ape phobic ntah.. ahh.. fiko pubic hair arh.. dier kan suka flash tak tentu pasal.. kluar tak kai sluardlm.. dier KING ah kirer..

dee
k geng, kenalkan dee, subscriber terbaru blog ni..

soalan awak tu.. manjadi ade banyak masalah.. ni sume kes gejala gejala sosial masa kini.. bukan nak kutuk ke nak anti gay.. kiter boleh trimer gay.. tapi dorang tetap jadi bahan lawak kiter.. yea.. we ARE cruel.. hooyeAh!

/end balasans

NOTE:
k geng.. aku ade criter sikit ni..

pada suatu ari.. sedang aku membuat maintenance di landing gear kapalterbang.. hp aku telah jatuh ke lantai.. tinggi dier agak2 1 tingkat setengah gitu..

sejak hari itu, hp aku telah ade sot2 sket.. reception most of the masa tak dpt receive..

on sunday, aku telah cuba utk me-msg rakan2 aku. tapi kerana kerosakan pada hp sial aku, aku tak dpt msg. lalu aku pon bingit.

dlm keadaan aku yg amat bingit itu, menambahkan aku sedang kelaparan pada masa itu, as the saying goes, 'a hungry ali is an angry ali..' aku telah mem-morph menjadi the incredible shrek. hijau tetap hijau, tapi baek hati skiet..

in my shrek form.. dgn hp dlm tangan aku.. aku telah mengikutkan nafsu aku.. ala bisikan dari setan aminurrashhiid.. aku telah membaling/mencampak/menghempas hp aku kat tembok rumah dgn penoh hatred n fury.

so, hp aku berkecai.. berderai.. runtuh.. pecah..

so yg aku nak sampaikan ni..

aku skg takde hp. ape2 kol rumah oke geng?

tu je..

Werld Cup

so the Azzuris finally lifted the world cup.. a dream that came a year late for a certain brudder..

bro.. lu pegi siang sangat ar.. klw lu tunggu setahun dah dpt tengok Itali angkat itu cup.. wasted.. wasted..

A Treat

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last sunday.. i went out.. and gave meself a well deserved treat.. woo hoo




note to ena -
kasi aku realm ngan character name kau badut.. aku nak mintak duit free ngan items free.. hahahaha..

Of Gays

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liamxi frodo hodo bodo kodok
to quote you dear cik mael,

'takkan wan bual pasal jantan..'

asal lak dier takley bual abt jantan.. dier kan cucu jantan.. i've known him since pri sch.. and he is a gay bawah the selimut.. dier suker jantan sbenarnyer.. he downloads kiddie porns featuring 8 yr old boys.. yg missing lil boys ard cck sume keje dier.. he keeps them locked up in his refrigerator.. klw tak caya boley pegi rumah dier check.. that day i went over to his place.. then i wanted to get sum ice cubes.. so i opened up his top freezer.. guess who was inside.. ju-on ar siak.. hantu pon dier tak kasi chance..

anyways, back abt the arni thing..

arni CAN be a guy's name ok... for eg.. arni swarchzenegger? kan jantan tu.. muscel lagik.. i'll be back.. hasta la vista.. adicha pudicha.. video lucah..

and..

pantsy.. is an unnofficial term for a man who is girly/effeminate.. for eg.. u noe who..

but in izwan's case, we cant call him a pantsy tho' he's gay.. cos in every gay relationship, the inevitable question pops u..

'who's the bitch..?'

which he definiteli isn't in his gay relationships.. he might be a poophole lover.. but he definitely is a man.. unlike c ronaldo.. u can put it dis way..

izwan does the fucking, ronaldo does the sucking.. the rest do the puking...

but we all know he's my bitch.. he doesn't like to be confronted abt it tho..

compherende?

jun
NO.. jgn report polis.. panggil tok kadi..

wanb
yes.. the sasterawanista pasta pista pistol bitch.. kalau kau nak torture dier, bilang aku.. since kau gay, kau boley deal wip ju-on but leave the girl to mi.

btw..

umur dier?
lawa ke hodoh?
sek ke decent?
kurus ke gemok?
gelap ke cerah?
tinggi ke jun?

last but not least, the most impt question.. bapak dier polis ke tk?

tapi pikirkan balek, dier nanti classmate kau buat 2 tahon akan datang.. kau buat baek dgn dier pon bagus kan.. maner tahu dpt free ke.. tak rugi pe..

ok.. tu je

Pantsy

BEHOLD!

the greatest pantsy ever!




where the winking now eh..??
sweet sweet sight..

My Thoughts

c. ronaldo is a pantsy..

Smokes

in the words of my engineer.. spoken in true brit accent..

"a've been workiyng ma cock owff, so fuwck owff mayte..!"

and afah.. quit beli? satu karton baru mari..

so pls, let mi enjoi my stick.. or u cud kill me b4 my cig smoke kills u if it bothers u that much..

call me selfish.. but thats the way the world werks babe..

WC

k..

holland out, germany pon dah out.. who wins the werld cup.. fuck all..
takde makne..
england ngan brazil out.. aku hepi..

skg between the 3.. itali, portugal n france.. portugal macam sial.. kasi mati pon baek..

Mimpi Gerek

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sunday.. mimpi merepek.. acam mesjid al-khair boley ade sebelah bez ni..? dah lah gitu.. k takpasal.. pas tu.. ramai2 gi solat sume steady.. aku bawak m16.. balek.. main tembak2.. nizo ajar chix mane ntah camne nak operate m16..

acam..? gerek? beluuuuuuum abis beb.. gedebak gedebuk.. mimpi tiba2 sampai kat armskote.. nak send in itu m16.. skali takde.. m16 hilang.. abis.. aku da kanchiong.. calling members.. sume turon.. si arwahnye pong ade.. power jgak ini budak.. tgh rilek2 pon members susah turun jgak..

so at last aku teringat yg nizo las pakai m16 aku.. pegi lah rumah dier.. address pn sume tak tahu mula2.. arwahnye jgak yg bilang address nizo..

sampai rumah nizo.. ketuk pintu.. member kluar dgn 2 m16.. satu, aku punyer.. lagi satu dier punya.. acam itu bdak leh simpan m16 dlm rumah pong jadi satu tanda tanyer..

den.. mimpi dah tgh gerek ni.. nak pegi tembak orang ke ape.. pas tu....

"BANGON.. daH pukul 6.. gi keje.."

.. aii.. mother.. mother.. tgh syiok mimpi.. dikejotkan lak.. aiseh..