Arab St

ok ok!

no. today no bez. cuci tgn buat sementara ni.. dah 3 ari straight sebat bez.

berbuka bersama bebudak sispec alpha coy! kas, pai, sarjen wan, wan ravi n munir.. dan of cos mi.. 3 regulars vs 3 nsf oRd-ed.. dah bLey bikin saTu platoon nih.. platoon regimen melayu.. wahahah.. so decided to buka ard arab st.. si munir ajak.. mentang2 dier keturunan arab.. nak kat arab st je.. mangkok peh arab..

sarjen wan- pwo
munir - sect 1/IPPT
aLi - sect 2/SOC
wan - sect 3
kas - sect 4/asst admin
pai - admin/asst sect 4

kalau WO Yan ade, dah jadi PC dah.. sayaNg dier pii JB.. famili man katakan..

so time aZan..wa sama wan masEh dlm kereta carik parking spot.. dier pon sound.. 'ali, mau buka rokok kappa..?'..'lu gila?' .. at last carik spot pelan2 buka lambat skEt.. ingatkan bila dah park..yg lain2 dah dapat tempat duduk.. masuk arab st dgn penuh semangat.. at last nampak satu2 tgh beli epok2 kat bazaar.. peh hampaa.. takde tempat rupanya.. so den cabot gi zamzam utk buKa.. on munir.. fuh tak kluar sen.. leGa.. aft dat ikot bebudak tu main isap2 sheesha.. cuma wan ravi tak ikot..mau jumper lurbp dier kater.. tapi bab sheesha ni wa pon tak paham laH.. wa setia ngan dunhill/marlboro wa.. cukup baguih utk wa.. lagipon tu sheesha wa try asik sangkot kat tekak je asap.. asik terbatok batok cam budak bodo isap sheesha.. tak bEs je..
tapi yg style.. biler part nak bayar.. munir bayar kai credit kad.. fuuhyooh.. mangkok ayun peh arab.. dah kaya pe skg.. ni aku raSer kat rumah dier.. mesti dier ade korek perigi teros kluar minyak itam.. dah arab.. mesti ade kaitan ngan minyak jugak.. kalau tak minyak itam, minyak atar pon jaDik.. jgn kena minyak segugut suar..

pegi balek pon naik train...makkau.. peh lembab pe.. isshhh.. dasyat arr.. dah lah takde tempat duduk.. abis tuh tak tau jubo kafir mane pi kentut.. pEhh pekaT.. mcm mau pengsan lorh.. nasib bnyk hangatans naik train.. tak lerr rugi sangaT.. okEy lah tu kirer ye..

fiko
beSok, members aku sorang ni ade interviu utk absorption into regular servis.. dah pikir masa depan ar ni.. dah takot.. tu pasal nak sign on kan.. kan? kan? takpe kite samer2 doakan diEr.. pasal.. nanti bile dier dah kaya.. dier ckp tiap2 ari nak blanje teh kat bez.. wa tuntut beb! lu jgn laRi! Insyallah lu dpt lah braDer! satu2 klw maju pon gErek jugak.. takkan sampai tuA nak menceceh siak kiter sume..

wan
bukan hepi msg aku tadi.. tgh main mercun kat kampong.. fuuhyooh.. gile peh budak.. dam dam dum.. main mercun, mercun meletup..org mati.. lu yg kena main.. dlm hotel besi..

okeylah.. dah cukup pun aku merepek meluahkan isi hati kat sini.. bLah pon cantek.. besok ni kena keje.. mcm malas lak.. hingga kita bertemu lagi..

salams..

Futbol Saturday Night Live

ok ok!

bez. again.
fik, wa, berg, belo, blur, bart, lan, arin, apid..

liverpool
liverpool vs west ham 2-0

didn't watch the game.. ade org bilang aku nari takde game liverpool.. aku pon iyekan aje.. suar betul.. tahu dok rumah siak.. but from waht i read, liverpool had a good game after what was dubbed the worst week so far..they were pillaging west ham upfront..! hopefully tomm ade another telecast..

elsewhere
chelski vs blackburn 4-2, and now as im typing, Boro is leading 4-nil against Man U..

dats all folks..

salams.

Lets Blog

ok ok!

i can't sleep anymore.. tido peh tido sampeh takleh tido.. skg menyenyeh arh kat sini sampai Azan bergema..

apid
mintak ampon beribu-ribu lemon seandainye kau tersinggong aku panggil kao rekrut.. lets rectify.. apid is not a rekrut.. he is an SCT - Specialist Cadet.. different designation.. same lowlife shit.. wats the diff.. ur still one of the lowest form of life in your camp! he-bitch.. hahahah.. anyway.. part rokok kau aku tanak mintak ampon.. hahah.. suE mi apid! i luv u!
ps. and apid.. jaga bahase sikit.. sepak muker baru tau.. and dats him below.. before n after.. he sux without the hair rite.. welcome to Team Ugly pid! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

the enlistee, has been enlisted

along
the reaL milfhunter/mullethunter has posted his virgin post on the tagboard.. HurRay! kIng el-moNdoQuE! the painter of his houSe.. who has a motorbike garage outsiDe his hse..!

amoy
from last time i generous wat.. onli u neber realise.. doL..

geylang
fuuh rekod tahon ni.. beLum jejak sanE lagi.. hahahahhah..yEaY.. naRi lak.. dua set of pple ajAk wa trn saNe.. hahahah.. wa decline..and what do i do.. msg fik lan bart n yan trn bez.. hahah.. idup mati bez.. tiap2 ari gi bez.. kalau tak gi, tidur tak kenyang, makan tak basah, mandi tak lena.. maklum.. tempat tu kenangan..kenangan indah, kenangan serious, kenangan kekek..kenangan bercinta angan2 dgn anak makcik duduk meja hujung pon ade.. mcm2 kenangan lah.. esp kenangan bersama arWah..! tGk.. niat nak ceriter pasal geylang acam boleh tukar topik gi bez pon tak tau.. ajaib? magik? biasa lah..

ok yea.. almost time for iftar! gtg!

salams.

ps. apid jgn maraH.. ni gurao senda tanda sayang.. kau lum pernah kena .. so kau nye turn nari..

Ramadhan

ok ok..

found dis poem while surfing..

In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind

A blessed month is casting its shadow upon us
A night of this month is better than a thousand months
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
Its a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.
Glory be to Allah who sent Ramadan as a mercy to mankind
Its a purification of our soul, our heart, and our mind
With the most sincere devotion and love we fast
To be cleansed and free from sins of the past

Glorified is He, who choseth this holy month,
To test our sabr and fill our hearts with warmth
Of his Divine Light, His blessings shall glow,
The Seer of the unseen, all He does know

Ya Allah! For thee, let my breath be more pleasant than musk
Ya Allah! For thee, let me be thankful when day turns to dusk
My thoughts and heart are purified, my eyes truly see
This blessed month, the month of spiritual rhapsody!
Ya Allah! For thee, my life I shall live!
Ya Allah! For thee, my soul I shall give!

In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind,Praise be to Allah,
who sent Ramadan as a gift to mankind

dunno whu e author is.. wasn't written.. got it from
http://www.islamicdigest.net

salams.

Pics

ok ok!

here are sum of da pics!

bez 281005

ok ni sahabat ku fiko..

amik gambar kalau takde 1 muker bodo tak sah..

diEr yg dRag wa gi jUmPe maambers dier..

tak rugi.. tak rugi.. amalkan!

yg ni lak.. lan-C dan aMoy..

yg telah membeLikan capaL ku..

dah diER tgh enjoi mi goreng thai free diEr..

ok.. meDic wanB! and aPid reKruT!

kanan pusIng! kiri pusinG! bLakaNg pusing!

kEpALa puSeng!

yaN, fik, wa..

trying to act cute n sweet..

and actually succeeding..

sukses! sukses!

daN iNi diEr.. m.i.l.f.hunter..

..kepalabuts..

photos taken courtesy of aMoi's digiCam.. can see more at

http://fadeblack.fotopages.com

salams.

ps. i niid to get meself a digicaM!!

Stori of Today

ok ok!

fuuhhyooohh.. long daY.. so long poSt.. hmmm mane maU sTart.. at weRk.. AT LAST.. kena souNd..ahahah..'ali yester y u never come'.. 'i wake up late'..'next time no such thing arh'..'ok'

wahahahahaha...

aft werk.. kena activate ngan fik.. down to aLong's plaCe.. fuuhhyoohh.. saTu rumah dier cat.. sTyLe.. lawa.. maklum.. dah bosan aGaknye.. rumah dier jadi tempat projek.. tapI lawa.. ader cLass.. sembang2 den wa diheret ke JP oLeh fik.. utk jumpa.. maambers diEr.. hmm.. tak pasal.. dpt cui.. so tak rugi.. 6+ went back hm.. and aft marghrib back to JP.. again.. before proceeding to bez! and there was the waffle hotdog hunter who was pestering mi to get it! hAh!.. neXt wk..acaM?

bez - wa, fik, lan, hafiz, mr berg, moy, yan, wanB, apid.. meriaH nari!

so bersembang.. cerita pasal Firefighting.. pasal ade 3 mamat CD.. cerita pasal helikopTer.. pasal ader 3 experienced heli-ops.. den camne boLeh criTer pasal kahwin laK.. enTah lah.. den on to a certain policewoman..2 policewomen actualli.. hapiz cakap time ade kes.. dier nampak ini polis..jembu.. dier bilang kita nama.. terdgr je nama dier..BWAHAHAHA.. terpekik kat situ jugak.. pasal wa, wan n fik kenal.. den dier pOk lagi satu nama..WAHAHAHAHAH.. lagi sekALi meletop itu bez dgr ketawa kita..semua puseng tgk kiter.. sekali dua2 poliswoman dier ckp lawa.. kita kenaL daaah... yg first wa kenal.. yg second nizo kenal.. dah bertahun punyer ceriter.. nari baru dier nak masok loop.. its a small world after all..its a small werld after all..laalalala..hahaha.. nak nombor dorang..? isap sampeh biru maRiii!

at last today..wa dah dpt capaL! thx to amoy.. for taking the trouble to shop for mi.. at last kena bribe diEr ngan mi goreng thai.. mampuih.. sume ade pegi ade baLek.. takde yg ikhlas ke? wahahahaah.. tapi takpe.. dah dpt capal baru wa dah hePi..!

sembang sampeH 12+.. den off we go.. n before dat.. jengjengjeng.. sempat congkong rokok apid the recruit! waahahah.. kesIan tu rekrut.. dlm kem kena tekan..kluar kem pon kena tekan.. hidup tak aman sentosa..

nari dpt advance! fuuhhyoohh.. gaji NS aku lagi tinggi sioL.. siyyek beTul..

anyway..nari ade bnyk gambar kiter2 lepAk di bez.. ni skg tgh tunggu amoy onLine to pass those.. mane si mangkok ni..

den tomm wanB baLek kampong.. sempena menjelang Eidulfitri.. 1 less members to lepak with dis coming week.. SHITE! oohhh ohhh ohhh balek kampong.. mari kita tanam jagong.. laaalaalaaalaaaaaa...

last stori.. ade mamat ciner ni bwk Hayabusa.. sekali kita perasan Rim belakang dier.. dier letak.. m.i.l.f.hunter.. wahahahahahah.. mcm paham.. milfhunter yg sebenar tgh lek kat rumah dgn tongkat dier tak tau.. tak sadar diri peh gemok..

afah
ape aku kutuk kau giLer.. asal nama bapak aku on top of the jawa name lisT.. mangkok..

ok sampai kesini.. next post kaLo ader gamBar wa sumbaT.. until then..

salams.


fiko n his new classic reebok rocks!!

ps. get a life.. ride a bike! - madi

Bez Duty

ok ok!

baru balek bez.. fik wa n bart.. raining..? small the pieces.. rempuH saJa.. yg peNting SamPei bez ..

so 2dAy wa tGk kAsut baRu FiK!.. FUUHHYOOHH!!! ROCK ABIS SIAK!! wa pOng caM mau bELi.. naNti kaLo dPt gambar wa posT.. so tadi.. fiko tumpahkan aiR teH... HAHAHA.. bebual pEh semanGat dGn tangAn2.. sampEh langgAr teh tumpah.. ini lah dier BODO.. takde H pasal dah takde Harapan.. anyway tomm bez again.. wat saY u.. mamat CD pon dah bk oUt.. bOleh meRiah skEt tempAt.. summOre kEMpIng bLom diskuss gEng..

anyway.. fik ajak g GeYLang.. hmm.. tak tau lAk.. wa ada maLas sKet mau remPuh saNe.. nak MasOk Paya Lebar je dah Payah..Payau.. c how okE..

anywaY mOy.. change song liao.. jusT for u sIaK.. cannot taHan ur naGGing.. worse than arafah sia.. anywAY thanks to cik Darth Mail for the song..

salams.

ps. B-O-D-O takde H pasal takde Harapan!

Gadis Misteri

ok ok!

cik darth maul(mael)
now..the only one who cant listen to the song is u.. so thats your problem.. and dont make ur problem mine..

tonite! bez 2030hrs..

todaY wa AWOL.. and juz nW.. wa mimpi.. pasal seoRang gaDiz.. orAng nye lAwa..MaNis.. pOweR.. walaupon wa nampak mukA.. tapi wa tak cam.. tak kenaL.. siAPa aGaknyAaa.. mungkinkAh akan bertemu dimasa dePan.. adakaH ini yg dinamakan...

GADIS MISTERI?

moy
oi... i ask u help mi translate the song..u go n kutuk.. nvm..!

liverpool
hancor! peDih! peDih! tersiksa!

kucing2 kat luar ni..hmm.. tak tau nak carik kerja ke.. tau rilek kat luar tunggu makanan jE.. aisK...

ok aRh.. salams.

ps. all your base are belong to us.

Interaksi

ok ok

wanB
wa da kater jgn sebot ape2.. tapi lu degil.. nak kena ban lagi ke pe IP..? bahaye joi.. bahaye joi.. wa tepakSe.. jgN maReh.. lu pong hensem, cute dan HAMPEH..

moy
song correct lah.. i forgot change title when i change the song.. i dunno the meaning.. u free translate for mi can?

fik ketiks
ok set bez.. hmm.. ni minggu teros lum trn bez ni.. mana silAaap? silap silanTra..

"..kiRanyaa benAr yg dikhaBar.. naTya berNyaWa..! akan ku turuT waLau dimaNa kau BEraDaa.. pUteri kiNi dlm TawaNan.. makhlUk jadIan.. terlanTar kaKu haNya nantiKan.. suAtu haRapan.. beRikan ku.. Satu buKti katA yg PaSti.. Agar puTeri, bisa akaN dpt kU teMui!!.. DGrlaH bisIkan Rayuan haTi pujUk diRi.."
- puspasari penawar puteri: metalasia

nW..leTs go pLay wIf cAt chIlDren..! dEn go sEE aUnT aLice..in sLumBerLand..! rocK on!

salams.

ps. platoon sergeant!!! RUN TO THE HILLS!!!

Ketuks

ok ok!

aku nari kena ketuk.. ngan afah..ayu..dan wB.. suAr.. waKaKaKa...

and at werk.. ke hulur ke hilir.. yg ni suruh set up kompiter.. yg ni suruh scan.. yg ade lak sibok suroh reserve tabLe.. fuuhyoooh.. loongg day.. and biasa.. masuk kerja jam 7.. sampai kerja jam delapan.. jengjengjeng!

geng, bila mau bez.. minggu ni belum jejak bEz.. tak mungkin niH..

salams.

Boxing Day

ok ok!

at werk
boss: ali why u so many MC ah?
ali: aiyah... everyday come werk kena caught in rain.. cfm sick maaahh..
boss: u never wear raincoat ah?
ali: dun haf leh..
boss: then summore u next week want to take 2 days leave..u take leave..izza take leave.. then who do scanning..
ali: u do lah.. WAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

aku lah.. employee from hell! yessaH!

so nari wa pulang ke rumah.. dan mendapati bahwa kitten tinggal 3 je.. dan kanciong..ingat lagi dua dah kena makan.. rupanya ikot bapaknye merayap daaa.. skg mlm dorang dah pandai balek kat box dorang.. hmm.. dah kena training daH.. gerek siyyekk.. ade pics baru laGi! aniwaE.. wa perasaan.. yg si brown dgn black suka fight kat dlm boX.. styLe dorang fighT.. gigit2 sume jln teros siAk.. binaWe.. GET IN THE RING!


asik nak bergasak je.. mcm WWF!


almost there..1! 2! 3!



ting ting ting! at last, satu dah KO..

salams.

ps. ok lah.. korang sume cuTE.. rabbit cuTe.. cik mail cuTe.. anyau cuTe.. terrapin cuTe.. syimah pon cuTe lah.. afah.. wira nombol 2 lu rasa cuTe tak?

Futbol n Kittens

ok ok!

kuchings
so nari..wa terbangon kul 10pagi.. pasal wa dgr miow miow miow kat luar.. wa pon jengok luAr tinGkap.. jengjengjeng.. wa ternampak sekor anak kuching itAm.. ape laGi..dGn semangAtnya wa kLuar nak kacao kuChing tu.. sekALi dah klUar.. fuuuhhyoooHH!! ada 5 ekoR anak kucHing.. plus 1 mak.. GEREK!! yg laGi.. gEreK.. mak diEr tak takOt aku ni.. kasi aku main ngan anak diEr..waHahaha.. pics ada pics ada.. wa pakE henfone amEk gamBarz!! yahoooo!! fik! lu ada saTu anyau.. wa skg ada 5 anyaus.. 2 coklat..2 itam..1 itam puTeh.. gErek!

lalu aku pon tanya mak aku.. 'ma, bole simpan kuching tu dlm rumah?'

dier pon menjawab..
'bole, kalau kucing tu pandai mop lantai, pandai bersihkan taik dia.. kau bole simpan.. itu pon kau simpan dlm bilek kao..aku tanak tgk kucing tu kat hall luar..'

hampeH benoR.. jadi buAt maSa kini.. kucings tersebot tinggal kat luAr ruMah aku ar.. adik aku pulak dier dua tu takot kucing.. alerrrmakk.. ape saje..

futbol
yeah yeah..! nari oke oke.. 4 0n 4.. lepas tuh 4 on 5.. lepas tuh satu kena kutuk..dier merajok.. teros balik..HAHAHA.. janji 4.45.. tapi kul 5.15 yg sampeh nya cuma 4 ekor.. 3 bujang, 1 dah kawin.. kul 5.45 baru satu2 sampai.. musiboT.. tapi takpe.. nari game gerek! walaupon wa dibodoh bodohkan oleh zahrin dgn trick lobang dier dan tendang bola kat kepala aku.. tak kisAh.. yg penting rock kena lobang! dari blakang lak tu! dgn aku lak tu.. binget je members..WOO HOO! pasal liverpool smlm macam sial.. wa terpakser sarong baju liverpool main bola bagus2..utk salvage our pridE! priDe of tHe mErSeYsiDe..! tgh tunggu contract je ni dari Rafa aLa Santiago Munez!

dan di bawah..serba sedikit gambar2 kittens!

boxing training!

nak sangat boxing kan.. masok kau dlm box..

2 blackies and mikel jackson..doesn't matter whether ur black or whitE!

playtime!

pic deleted.. complaints of animal abusE.. waKaakaaKa..

ok ok.. tu je.. skg nak gi godeh2 kucing2 tu suMe..

salams.

ps. afah - kucing ni at least maseh idup..

ps. amoy - the cats cuter than ur rabbit..

ps. fik - kucing ni lagi cute dari anyau..

ps. wan - kucing ni lagi cute dari terrapin kau..

ps. cik mail - kucing ni lagi cute dari kao! hahahaha!

last but not least..

ps. kuchings - aku lagi cute dari korang..

Nasib Kentang

ok ok!

liverpool vs fulham 0-2 FT
apenye nasib.. macam kentang..

entah lah eh.. wa lom tgk game.. sempat check score je.. tapi ade feeling traore ngan kewell main MACAM SIAL!

ps. BUTO!!!!! support Newcastle pon baek!! at least ade Santiago Munez! sedey sedey..

Titian Perjalanan

ok ok!

wa mempunyai hasrat utk menjadi bapok sejak kechil lagi. tapi ibu bapa kandung wa melarangkan.. sebab tu lu tgk wa skg lemah lembot.. =)

ok.. buka rumah nenek.. makanan tak agak.. peh ramai makanan.. tak sempat abis..makanan lebih ramai dari orang.. camne nak abis.. terbazir terbazir.. isk isk..

dan skg.. ku sedang melayani dua orang makhluk asing..wanB dgn mr mAeL.. ntahapahapantah..

boring.. boring.. boring.. boring.. semlm ape cerita eh.. ohh.. gi bez lagi je.. takde yg hangat2.. lepas tu balek dock tgk ciTer GOAL..lepak sampEh 4.30 pagi.. teros bergegas pulang nak saHor peh paSaL..

kembali kepada cerita hari ni.. hmm.. pii kubor.. pii rumah nenek.. pii balek.. besok ari gerek.. pasal sunday.. hari sunday..we play futbol.. futbol is beautiful!

and juz now..i found out Amy Search is performing at Moon-Night..( tak tau spelling betol ke tak) .. from 11pm till 12am. 1 hr special.. nak gi kena bayar cover charge.. buat bodo suar.. kalo masok free takpe jugak.. wa bukan mau gelek atau joget ke pe.. mau tgk Amy je.. wa ni bukan nye suka gi club atau pub ni suem.. the onli club wa pegi club masyarakat..and the onli pub wa gi public toilet..tapi takpe.. 17th Disemberey! Search is coming to town! Waht say u!?

to alpha instrs
munir suggested 301005.. Sunday.. for our break-fast togedder-gedder.. waht say u? dunno wher yeT.. suggestions n ideas r welcome.. jgn mahal2 suAr.. dan jgn suruh turun tekong suar..

dah ke sini saje..takde idea pon nak belog ape nari..otak buntu arh.. jgn marah


salams. booyakasha!

ps. quitters never win. winners never quit. but those who never win and dont quit are idiots.

Bez

ok ok!

all your bez are belong to us.
tonite. 2100.

'be there. or be square.' - lanC

Goal

ok ok!

just watched the movie 'Goal' .. superb.. abt the rise of a youngster thru the Toon Army.. aka Newcastle United..

sypnosis
Like millions of kids around the world, Santiago harbors the dream of being a professional footballer. However, living in the Barrios section of Los Angeles, he thinks it is only that--a dream. Until, one day an extraordinary turn of events has him trying out for Premiership club Newcastle United.

wa kasi 100pts out of TEN arh.. gerek peh pasal kan.. minah2 England pon hangat2.. pakkal bulan posa.. kalau tak dah pukul dah..

liverpool
liverpool vs anderlecht 1-0
boring game... tapi menang okEy larh... no complains.. tapi traore like shit!

so aft dis.. tgh The Myth.. April Snow pon Ade.. fuuhyooH.. lurbp stori arh.. ade romen2 ar..

ok.. wa nak cabot.. speedbot..musibot..

assalamualaykum.

ps. Wajah kita sama Beza pada gaya Itu pilihan masing-masing yang empunya

Seharian

ok ok!

horse is wat we call a freak of nature, an accident, an unwanted by-product of the system.. call it what u want..its all the same..he's shit.. he shouldn't even serve NS in the first place.. fark.. for all we know, his dad might have used a leaking condom.. now.. that really answers alot of questions..

ok.. so i take back my ammo n send it to ammo dump..

moy
pls pls.. ur bLog too damn cheem.. i like simpLe stuffs.. and my fren did it superbly.. for a 29-ner.. and u komplen abt his link for wat.. he never komplein..but u komplein.. why? u like him issit?

wan
yg ni pulak.. tak abis2 criTEr pasaL patient.. kalau ade criter mati kena tembak oke jugak.. mati gaduh kat toilet kena tikam ke.. buat firemovement kena patuk cobra ke.. kena patuk cobri ke.. ini.. cerita pasal orang giler.. dah beraper bnyk orang giler aku kenal siak..kau, fiko, arwah.. tu sume tak ke gila? dan the biggest gila.. arafah.. gile nak mampos tu..

anyway..juz got back from bez wit the PCGian.. skg tgh tunggu champs league.. lfc vs anderlecht!

salams.

ps. mc laaagiiiii..

I Remember

ok ok!

29 went thru B during Ramadhan while 28 went thru A during Ramadhan.. so we're even..
thinking back.. 29th batch does have a black mark..

29th farkers went thru 5-days warrior.. remember? as opposed to 9..? onLi the dumbass Mano n Oh could have made that possibLe.. ohh.. how convinient of u 29th assholes to forget that.. hahah.. this will always be my ammo agaisnt 29th..

hmmm..food for thought..

then i guess 28th must haf made an impact on 29th.. remember the morning when we came back from ROC.. u guys must be wondering who we were.. those towering, tall, big sized pple wearing civvy having breakfast and acting like sispec belongs to us.. i guess 29th must hav been looking at us with awe.. before shaliza had to walk past.. and the whole of 28th malay regiment looked at her with awe.. with mouth opened and food unchewed.. tongue hanging out.. she must be the hottest malay babe in the army dont u think..? its a miracle nobodi wanked right there in the cookhouse..

ps. 29th got a black mark! mark of the 5-day warrior!

The Ol' Times

ok ok!

geng..so far camping response geRek.. mari kiter selebratkan besdeY din LoRi! diEr takDe.. anaK diEr waKiL..!! Mohammad Izwan Begok Bin Din Lori mAlaYsiA.. kiTa hancurkAn! kiTa musnAhkan! bertujuan membinasakan! bertujuan utk memesongkan! manusia dipeluk rindu! pada dunia yg palsu palsu palsu! lu bLey conTribuTe piLL khayaL joi.. curik pill kuning keCik! YAAHOOO!

camping aDa.. riLeks ada.. rokok aDa.. lu peh seruling jgn lupa bawak suAr! boLey lu dok sorang2 main laGu titanic kalau lu ada paTAh hati ke aPe.. wahahahahah.. tadi aku tgk EPL highlights..drogba superb..

to mr maeL.. sori sket.. lu ORD dah 34 bulan ke 34 tahon ke..tu lu peh sluardlm.. TAK TANYER PON! waHahAhahah..! tapi takpe.. pasal nari lu Peh 25th besdEy kan.. wa maafkan.. hahah.. makin hari makin tua.. hidup jgn aniaya aku oK.. hidup panjang atau sengkat bukan menjadi persoalannya.. hidup biAr fulfiLLing okE..dan misti mau bertaqwa.. fuuhh.. itu lah pesanan ku kepada lu!

and mOy..stop saying im a sex maniac.. if sex machine can..wahahah..u shudn't say these kind of stuffs to pple u like okey.. its just not appropriate..and we dont appreciaTe.. and i nev chaNge aniting.. might be my fRen whu help mi makE dis bLog layouT..

and araFah..kalau lu nak ikot g camPing ikoT lah.. makE suRe ur huBBi n gremlin aDe.. kiter ni kuat maleng matair orang..lagi kau ni bini orang..the stakes dah up lagi.. summore u pregnant.. wanB fetish dok.. jaga jaga!

to the geng.. besok bez winchester.. acam? waht say u!? deN aku baru realiSe.. kiTer lom buKa ramai2 togedder-gedder siAk.. wHat Say yoU!?

for the flaming fury..
then a special mention for mr 'karim-teh-satu-kosong-satu' .. he's the one responsible for they layout of dis bLog.. a good job from him.. and wad does he get in return..blanJer him 1 meal jE.. hahhaah.. cheapskAte.. bargain hunTer.. hahah.. tu suMe aKu..check his blog out

http://archtomato.blogspot.com

btw, if u think he's done a good job and wants his help..you could always approach him..maybe for a small fee..? hey karim..wa tolong lu bikin bisnes oke.. but then again, if ur a girl and good looking.. he'd probably help you for free..i noe him too well.. fucking fellow sispec instructor for 2 yrs.. a fucking cheekopek pervert.. hahahah.. so Thanks to 3SG(NS) Karimullah aka 3SG(NS) Flaming Fury.. from 3SG(NS) Sleeping Beauty aka.. mi.. with pride we lead! 28th n 29th batch rules! the rest suck! xept for the ADF batch..

salams.

ps.
i did my 32km, i did my 22 round-island, i did my river crossing, i did my ranGe, i did my weapons handling and passed.. with flying rounds and projectiles.. now where's my fucking CSB..? i deserve a fucking CSB for that shit i went thru! i want my CSB!

pss.
there was news about sispec on the channel suria berita at 8.. wan kena interviu! wahahahah.. it was on trainees facing the fasting mth while undergoing Bslc n Aslc. there was also footage of them doing F&M. Fuckers couldn't find proper cover when proning.. guess who was the accompanying instructor.. 2SG Redzuan.. whahaha.. PL3 sucks man Karim! PL2 was the manjen platoon, PL1 got 2 Malay asses..me n WO Yan while PL4.. hahahah.. the most 1SGs..but the most cock ups! hahaha.. PL3 was the Indian Platoon with u..moses..staff rama..even wan has indian lineage! i miss sispec..shit..i'd never thought i'd say this..

De-Classified

to all A Coy Personnel..

well i guess ur right.. its not sispec.. but i sure miss alpha coy ..and the people there.. the was and the is.. the everything abt the coyline.. esp the smoking pt.. haha.. i remembered once.. 2ic puts a msg there.. 'pls throw cigarette butts properly..' and he signed off 1-8.. still trying to figure out why he uses his callsign instead of his name.. and my fav activity.. when encik fucking forgets his cigarettes.. hahah.. cfm burn.. and he does dat quite often.. im the ass who always takes the cigs and passes it ard.. HAHAH.. if he found out.. KNN.. i think dono how many xtra oreddi siak.. everytime he blur why his cigs missing when he leaves it at the smoking pt.. haha.. finders keepers.. now u noe.. IT WAS MI! somemore aft dat still act innocent and ask him for cigs.. then i'll laugh when he says his cigs missing and i still can ask him for 1.. consider this de-classified info.. no harm can be done now.. i've got more.. PL3 office.. big paper on wall, 'MAN U SUCKS.. LIVERPOOL RULES' .. that was mi n munir! hahaha.. staff rama was fucking pissed off.. and mi n munir tried to convince him it was either 2ic or WO Yan whu did it.. ice creams missing from PL3 fridge was my werk too..part of it.. and hahah.. dowan to say whu else..

then there's the PS2 sessions in PL2 office.. hahah.. fucking SMT balls made of iron sia.. pple go training.. he play PS2 inside office..power..like dat not enuff..go back bunk..dono take TV from whose bunk..continue playing insiDe..

then do u realize that most of the lunches..alphay coy perm staff will be there..the whole jing gang.. having lunch together.. i hardly see other coys as cohesive as us.. work hard, play even harder!

anyway, sleeping beauty came abt cos i was always getting caught sleeping behind my desk.. u noe.. my secret stash of pillow and blanket behind my desk.. u name it.. they've caught me.. OC Peter, 2IC, WO Jeff, WO Yan, Encik.. trainees coming in the office thinking there's no one.. and getting the shock of their sispec stay when i poke my head out from behind my desk.. followed by mani's from behind his desk.. then siah.. and it goes on and on when one by one the instructor poke their head out.. coming into the office thinking its empty..but actually all the instructors were sleeping behind their own desks.. haha.. miss dat shit.. even WO Yan sleeps..i know it.. whenever he faces his back to the door.. i can tell he's abt to doze off..with his mp3 player headphones stuck in his ear.. fuck..i even caught fairuz sleeping under his desk.. his was the most tactical.. cannot see until u at his desk.. den u'll see his boots sticking out.. then there was the underwear in PL1.. the fucking underwear in PL1 was puva's.. nt mine.. hang there dono how many weeks but no one admitted.. then all say mine.. knn.. fucking color so Gay.. say my underwear..CB.. how can lidat..?

ok ok.. next time can continue with alpha stories..

ps. alpha block rules! esp our smoking pt! and we're gay..

Balasan

ok ok!

to wan
kemping kat east coast..BODO! beDok jeTTi kaPPa..? tapi iTu ari aku fik lan n yan scout tempat dAh commercialised.. tak terpencil cam duLu.. entaH semot yg kena tRap pakAi nuTeLLa maSey aDe ke tak.. then lu ape tai chi ngan pipi si syimah.. tak abes2 sebot je.. lain macam je bOi..

fiko
ternyaTa kini tinggal aku soRang je mullet crew!.. takot ngan TL.. banyak bual besAu ar lu
pTui..wa luDah tayik anyau kat lu!

moy n cik mael
quiT askIng mi to upsiZe my font..i ask u both a question..if answer is no..then my answer is no too.. would u both like to upsize ur neh neh? moy? how? wanna upsize neh neh? cik maeL..? wana impLant neh neh? dowan? too baD..

sekian, wassalam.

ps. wak lu!

Kisah Fiko

ok ok!

siLa lihat di tagboard.

post post yg merepek adalah hasil ciptaan rakan seperjuangan saya, Md Shaufeeq Bin Super Fatah aka fik-o aka md terry.. oleh kerana sahabat saya tu takde bLog sendrik.. jadi diEr sungguh gemar sekaLi menceritakan tentang dirinya di tagboard saya.. dier lah sahabat saya yg seringkali ikut lepak bersama di bez winchester.

beliau adalah seorang pegawai polis angkatan laut aka Police Coast Guard.. beliau telah berjaya mendapat lesen botnya dari PCG dan saya ingin mengucapkan syabas dan tahniah kepadanya. Beliau jugak telah akhirnya lulus IPPT beliau dgn tahap sekadar pass sahaja. maklum lah.. perut beliau semakin hari semakin boncit.. kat bot pon kejenye tido sahaje.. beliau berumur 22tahun.. tingginya sampai ke tahap ketiak saya dan beliau agak kacak dan macho orangnyaa.. tetapi.. beliau ade sikEt bau masam.. kwang kwang kwang.. bau dari anyau kot..

antara kegiatan yg beliau gemari adalah..tidur..tak kisah tempat tak kisah waktu.. membuat kerja tak senonoh, seperti berak di multistorey carpark (di masa zaman muda, time tu maseh BODO lagi..), kentutkan muka orang (sampai skg maseh buat sedemikian), membuat kerja bodo (moto jatuh tanak lepaskan..), menghabiskan waktu (di bez), menganiaya kucing beliau yg dinamakan 'anyau' dan macam2 lagi..

beberapa bulan ini, beliau telah dilanda cinta dari seorang gadis yg amat power dan sek. gadiz itu agak peramah orangnya, kulitnya cerah, mukanya lawa, bentuk badan power, agak tinggi, mempuyai rambut yg sungguh lurus tetapi botak ditengah.. namun begitu, fiko sangat menyayangi kepada gadiz itu tapi apakan daya, seperti orang kata, cinta itu buta.. sebab itu kita meraba.. ehemm.. kembali kepada cerita.. beliau juga telah seringkali alami kegagalan dlm bercinta dan lantas telah mengatakan sesuatu yg sehingga hari ini tidak dpt dilupai oleh seluruh umat..

"Aku SERING dikecewakan cinta.. OH Tuhan! Tolonglah aku.." - md shaufeeq

semoga beliau berjaya memikat hati gadis pujaan beliau..Insyallah.. dan semoga percintaan mereka kekal hingga ke akhir expressway dan hujung jubo..

sebelum mengakhiri post ini, saya ingin mengucapkan ribuan terima kaseh kpdnya kerana telah meriangkan lagi suasana blog saya..

kepada md shaufeeq, rakan hidup dan mati, jika sekadar kata kata, tidak akan dpt melukiskan hasrat.. so fiko, 2 words..

fuck you.

ps. cheers to your mom! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Camping

Geng,

wa macam mau pii camping arr.. fiko pon ade luahkan hasrat nak camping jgak.. aku ingat nak sEt date 25 Dec.. cos xmas on sunday.. so monday public holiday.. acam?

aku nye plan ingAt nak bikin sAt Sun..dua ari je.. kita gi Sat pagi.. den Sat mlm BBQ.. overnite 1 mlm, sun pagi atau tgh ari kiTer bLah ar.. den monday bLey riLek.. atau baLek petang lepak bEz.. hahaha..

sorang aku perlukan tokok ard 10-20 dollars.. budget nanTi kiter werk out.. den aku perlukan sesapEr yg ade ape2 boleh pakai..seperti tent, tikar ke.. tongs utk bbq ke.. den aku perLukan oraNg utk buuk piT... ASAP.. cos holiday.. cfm bnyk penyangak ade idEa macam aku..

kalau ON email aku baLek ngan ape yg korang leh provide, tent or whatever it is...

so the daTe we try to make 24/25 Dec.. Sat Sun.. kalaw nak extend samPeh Monday.. lu nan kiTer diskus..

sesaper yg suEy kalaw kena duty..try to sWap.. atau biLang eNcik koRang jGn leTak dUTi on dat daTe if possiBLe..

what say u?

ps. lets make dis possibLe.. dah lama kita tak camp sesamE...friday BeZ disKus..acam?

Winds of Change

the face is gonna chanGe! watch this space!

cheers to Karim!

Eagle Fly Free

ok ok!

took half day off in the morning today.. juz so i cud wake up late.. simple pleasures..gerreekk! but as soon as i stepped into the lab..ppLe were asKing.. "oi..wake up late again arr today..?"

ninabuey.. dtng half day je kiRer baNgon laMbat ar.. padehaL naRi punyer half day was a deliberate action(D.A)! bukan immediaTe AcTion(I.A)! operaTion half day was planned well in advanCe oreddi.. dorANg kaTer aku baNgon lambAt.. hmm.. muKer aku ni penyangak sanGat ke? taPi wa no haL.. auntiE pon peLik asal wa dtng sukEr aTi.. jawapannyE senang.. bilang je aku Projek Manager..tak banyak soaL.. bohong sunaTkan lagipon..

ok ok..wa mau sambong baca storibuk..dahnak abiS..linCah ar wa baca.. biaSe jugak.. wa kan speedreader..speeder..speeding..spitting..ting tong..siow ting tong..tin kosong.. makin kosong makin bunyi..tong sampah..tong taik..taik fiko..fiko nek..nek kebayan..yan mayat.. yat..yat.. entah.. hikayat seri rama.. rama rama.. rhoma irama.. mamasan.. santiaGo.. go! go! go!.. ALI! ALI! ALI!

assalamualaykum.

ps. i want out! - to live my life and to be freeeeeee...

The Clairvoyant

ok ok!

sunday futboL..scrappEd..boooriiing siAk..rainman came n took my joy away.. dasyat.. from morning unTil nw oso haVent sTopped..

but nvm..i've found my longlost luv..membaCa.. currenTLi on The Confessor by Daniel Silva.. quite an interesting read.. gonna spend time up tonite 2 reAd.. sleep.. aiYah.. tomm monday morning can sLeep in.. 1/2 day leave alreadi taKen..cos i foresee i wouldn't sleep on SunDay niTe.. now dis is planning for the fuTure..!

k k slamaT!

salams.

ps. see the truth and see your lies, but for all his power couldn't foresee his own demise..

Librans Rejoice

ok ok!

today..wazzz a loooonngg daayyy... started partying at 4.. met up wiTh fik, lan, yan at timor jaoh.. fiK carik prezent utk chickiEs.. semangaT siAk diEr.. aku dah kenal 13 tahon tak pernaH diEr beLikan ape2.. hmm.. members members.. haiizz... ok so meraYap ke hulor ke hilir..at last break-fast at BK.. maKan siKet dah kenyaNg.. sambonG laGik meRayap.. den 10+.. sampeh at bez winchester.. hmm..duduk sane sampai 4.30pagi tadi.. sahor pon di saNa.. ni dah record siak dudok sane 5 jam.. fuuhyOOh..

bez - wa, wanB, fikO, lanC, apiD, beLo, bLur, dewi puspasari penawar putEri .. in all.. 10 glasses of TT, 3 glasses of nescaFe, 3 TehOLimaoAis, murtaBak piZZa, 3 miGorengThai, 1 gOrengPattaYa .. mcm kenduRi.. fuuHyooh..baNgon nak baLek lutot goyaNg.. balik mabok, mabok tEh.. bLur gg NewZealand in Januari..geRek..armi boyz get to travel all over the world..

to all who just ORDed in oktober.. welcome to the ranks of reservists..10 more cycles of pain awaits us all!to kas, pai, karim..btw, my ippt window just opened today..damnz.. gotta train up! 200 dollars for silver.. easi money!

liverpool at last.. got the 2nd set of 3pts. fuuhyooh.. lega siket ati.. cisse jugak haraPan..

ok ok.. mentari pon dahnak terbiT.. wa pi main CS pon baEk..lepAs tuh tidO..den.. jengjengjeng.. sunday futboL!

salams.

ps. growing old is mandatory. growing up is optional. i turn 22 toDay..! Librans rock! oktober babiEs too! heLL yeAh..

Wives

ok ok!

amoy was raNting abT how guys shud takE caRe of theiR wives..bla bla black sheep.. so here's my take..

"..to all d guys readin tis, pls do nt let tis hapen 2 u nxt time, give ur wife credit, show sm concern, doesnt mean ur married 4 ages, it doesnt matter.. remember she gave up evrythin even her own freedom juz 2 do these so b a gd husband..." - excerpts from her blog http://fadeblack.pitas.com

moy, juz for the record, the guys..aka..mi, fiko, bart, lan, wan and the rest, we all take extremely good care of our wives.. we help do the house chores, we help look after the kids and on sundays, we let out wives sleep in while we prepare breakfast.. and 1 thing which i think we all do is dat, we make sure that our wives have enough rest..we'd rather stay up late to make sure she sleeps before we do.. then we'll check to make sure she's sleeping soundly and safely and that everything is in order..before we proceed to..

quietli sneak out of the house and meet up at bez winchester aka al-azhar! wooohooo!

salams.

ps. u beTTer sTop buLLshiTTing abT mi liKing u on my tagboard arr..i dun care u learn kickboxing or not..i tell u first ar..i got black belt okey..from giordano summoRe..

Enjoy Being a Guy

Some reasons that it's great to be a guy:

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every picture of somebody crying. All your orgasms are real.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too dirty.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
With 400 million sperm cells per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote control is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends that you've changed.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "screw it."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with, "So... notice anything different?"

Things that suck about being a guy:

The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry. Ribbed for her pleasure -- not yours.
You have to wear ties. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
"Women and children first."

Nonsense

ok ok!

Fact of the Day
Naked women can turn you to stone. Stare at one and you'll get hard.

Maths
What kind of math don't they teach in school?
How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

What ifs
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man,' Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will provide you with companionship and satisfy your desires. Yet, he'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"What's the catch, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. So, just remember: it's our secret. Woman to Woman."

Frogger

ok ok!

so naRi hari boRing.. sampei tertiDo tiDo kat kejE.. sempAt mimpi niii.. mimpi pasal katak boLeh terbAng..for moy..in case u dun undErstaNd..i toking abt juz now i sleep at weRk..den i dream of a flying fRog.. the frog chasing after shiT..i dono whose shiT..but cfm chasing afTer shit.. i tink must be ur shit riTe..cos dis morniNg u say u want to shIt rite? summore i sleep 15 mins onLi..oso can drEam.. dream oso abt ur shit..
fuck.

pagi ujan pong turong..bas 188 juGak aku senTal..lenDu siak.. peH lembAb..

noW been pLaying CS at hm..gengsTer instaLL..wooohoooo..stik together team, fire in the hole, go go go! geRekkk..

Kontroversi

ok ok!

bukan berniat nak kutuk..tapi mau kongsi-sama ini laGu jE..
lagu leh dgr kat blog http://ladynurais.blogspot.com

minah2 tudung zaman skg ramai takda otak
pakai tudung tapi pakai ketat2
ada pula pakau tudung tapi pakai tshirt pulak
mana ke tidak masyarakat kita dipandang rendah

kluar dgn mak pakai tudung
pakai sopan aurat tertutop
tapi biler keluar dgn kawan
aurat terdedah bagi lelaki tgk Percuma

aku sendirik tgh pon heran
agama kuat tapi baju ketat
bukak tudong rambot perang
perang perang konon tu nak tunjuk belang
tindik sini tindik sana
bukan di telinga saje lidah pon ade
muker decent tetapi perangai nonsen

ikot sesuka hati dier
tapi tak ikot segi agama

dah pandai berubah pakai baju lengan panjang
sluar panjang tapi di blakang
lain criter, macam hostes
cabot bulu kening ada tattoo di badan dier
pakai mekap pakai lipstik punyer tebal
macam momok..
macam momok..
Masyallah
Masyallah
tabley angkat
tabley angkat
tgk diaa
tgk diaa
goyang pantat
goyang pantat

masok kelab pakai tudong
pegi tandas bukak tudong

ohhhhh ohhhhhh

kemana pegi budayaa
kemana pegi agamaa
mana pegi melayu kitaa

dgr sini semuaa
jgn ikot trend masa kita
kita rosak, kita hancor
sapa nak jawap bila kita di kubor?
mak nak jawabkan..? sori siket
bapak jawabkan..? sori siket
atuk jawabkan..? sori siket
berani buat
berani tanggong sendirik

fikir baik baik
fikir masak masak
jgn kita menyesal di hari kelak

ubahlah kamu, sebelom kamu diubahkan
yelaaahh tok, atok jugak pandai kan..
watever lah tok
eh eh..budak budak nii..

salams.

ps. strikes a chord doesn't it?

Cats

Cats out to take over the world.

Fik..ni macam anyau jE..

Libri

ok ok!

wahahaah...setelAh berTahon diTanGGoh-taNggOh.. at lasT i dId iT..hahah..pi bayAr huTang liBri! wAHahaha.. dah laMer siak taK g liBri..minAh haNgat dah kuRang kat saNer ni..boooriiinng..

salams.

ps. takde modal nari..

Blog..Blocked

"..ku bawa dikau, dlm mimpi ku
hati ku memanggil nama mu
dengar kah dikau suara hati ku
membisik, ku rindu pada mu.."

salams.

ps. the blog is facing a writer's block

Lampard vs Ali

ok ok!

shhh? korek idong pon baYYek..lepAs tu kasi fiKo makan..

wa bukan suker buat benda tak senonoh ni suMe, tapi

ni request darI yaN maYat utk poSing.. takkan wa mau

hampEhkan diEr kan..

salams..

Last Sat

ok ok!

ini gambaRe ouTing lAs sAt..

mentelnYe.. menYampAh..

roCk maLeng..di bez

cuma lan dan Tuhan saja yg tau camne dier selitkan rxZ diEr..

fik-O dan yAn-pemilek digicAm

from right - yesterday, today, tomolo..

hmm..gErek kaLo memBers aDe cam..

assalamualaykom

Balasan of the Blog

ok ok!

bukan main hepi post2 benda merepek.. ape ni pasal burong, chirp chirp suMe.. nak buRong..ni aH pepataH sal burong...

'loVe is pAin, pAin is loVe. biRds fLy high hiGh, teleTubbIes SaY gOOdbYe..!'

acam? paham..? tak? ada makna tU... criter diEr cam gIni.. seblom 24KM Route March aku.. biaSer ar..ade bnyk plaTooN..sume pL kutok2 eaCh oTher kat pArade Sq..teros membEr aku pekek benda yg kaT atas tu kAt pL2.. dorAng daRi tgH kuTok teRos kekek.. itu lah kisAh sebalek pepataH..

to cik maeL
tu bukan lagu jiwang k..lu jgn asal boLey..potong kepala lu baru tau..jgn main2 sama wa.. ni las kopek warning..btw nak dgR laGu bukak RadIo ke bLi CD arr.. dtNg blog wa carik lagu raYe ape hal? wa bukan DJ, bukan VJ..BJ pon wa tak kasi..so.. lu ingat wa kedai mama eH bleh order lagu raYe.. kan dah kena kutuk bulan posa ni..tu lah.. mintak yg bukan bukan..kasi a nak b.. kasi c nak D.. nak yg cup besar2 je.. ok ok..dah ckp wa kutuk lU..! yessaaaH!!

to aFah
eh beb.. lu kalau Ada dlm mimPi je tu dah kirer sweet dreaMs lerr..tak mungkin lu muncuL tapI nigHTmare.. kalau niGhtmare..wa leh imaginE saTu senaRio aje..lu jelma..tak pakei sehelai benang pon..tapi lu peh dangz dah londeH..puNarT da sampai kena lanTai.. tu barU nightmaRe.. trauma siak aku 8 tahun kalau mimpi giTu..bangon bole jagi bongok kau tau tak.. tu lah..jgn asal boleh nak nightmare2 kan orang.. dier punya repercussions kau kena piker masak2..

to wan-b
hmm..lu minTak permissi nak buKa kaT BB kan beb..abih yg lu sampai muncul kat bez ape criTer..tu Daa Bt TimaH beebb..bukaN BB! dah giTu takPe.. adE aTi mao ikoT pii muStaffa niH.. permissi eh.. permissi utk isap mEhh..2 lejang ke 4 lejang ke lejang pak belalang ke..jgn sampai aku terajanG buJang..panJang..ranJang..kacang..manjAng..telAngJang..

to syima
setiap kaLi kao posT benDa..takde kena menGena ngAn bLog aku.. kau asik poSt benda aku tak paham..kau ingat tagboard aku tempat aunt aggiE eh? kau ingaT bLog aku tempah kau luahkan perasaan ke pe..di siTu lah SILAP kao.. kau dah salah gunakan bLog ni.. kalau orang puTeh kAta misuse of public properti..kalau org armi kata..misuse of SAF properti..hmm..ok ok..wa pon warning lu syima..jangaaann sampai aku impose height limit kat bLog ni oKe.. buaawahahahahahahpeler..

to fiko
ni laa... ahh..malas ar nak layan kao.. busoK peh buDak..makan taik telinga kiri aku pon bAyyEK!

ok dAh cukOp..daH nak buKa pOng..

assalamualaykum!

Girl Power? Kasi Chan laa..

A typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, lays down the following rules :

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassles from you!

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my old buddies when I want, and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules... any comments?"

His new bride responds, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're home or not!"

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Kisah Pak Sanggop

ok ok!

fuuhh..wa bnYk criTer niH..nak sTart daRi maNe eH..hmm ok ok

sundey futboL
kurang hangaT ar naRi..tak ramei orang trn.. mebbe becos buLan posA..munGkiN penaT? tapi jgn SaLah saNGka yaa..yg main boLa tak semesti taK poSa.. we aRe juz tougHer than the reSt eyy..cuma lari dari ujung padang ke ujung DaH kuRangKan arr buLan ni..hmm..biaSer jugAk.. teaM aku..wanB sorang dah skore 5 gOL..so imagIne skoReline arrr.. tak mau kuTok team tu lah..pasal team aku bukannyer terer saNgat.. cuma kita team-bang raser..(bertimbang rasa lah bodo, utk yg tak paham) ..

aft buka
lePas mein boLa, baLek buKa.. lepAs buKa g JP shoppInG.. lepAs JP, gi JB puLak.. kaT JB plAk..wanB tuKar piStOn..lagi. dah kaLi ke 4 ni.. biaSer..kuat pecot..pecaH peroT.. duit abes kat moTor..makan pasIr ar tu tiap2 aRi..so mEt up wiTh fik n Wan kat AmaHa.. deN off to karaOK to maKan..lagi. so lepaK2 samPeh kul 1, baru nak bALek..rock ngan francis pon munCul.. membeRs 2 sampei takkaN naK bLah kan..lePak laGi..sampai kul 2+.. baRu bLah.. francis n rock cabot dulu..whiLe wanb aku dan fik pegi beLi DVD local..

kje
so outz of JB, tanggongjawab utk hantar fiko pulang ke rumah jatuh ke bahu wa..pasal dier da tlng seletkan rokok..so wa antAr laAh..tiMe balek..ard 4am..at KJE.. tGh spEeDiiiinnggg... tiba2 wa spoT dua motor besau kat sholDer lane..dlm ati, ' cilakak peh TP, pagi2 buta bulan posa pon nak buAt OPs ke?' .. takmuh carik hal..slow down arrr.. semaken dekAt, wa pon spot yg itu motoR besaR kaLer biRu putEh..sejak bile TP bwk motor biru puTeh kan..so makin dekAt laGik..ceeyyy..ini SRAD1000 ni..cam kenAl je ni moTo.. depan diEr.. adE blackbiRd .. FuuHyooh..dah kenaL ni 2 moToR nih.. then wa slow down laGi.. nampak budAk cinEr tepi highwaY..wAHhAHAHAha...sekALi franCis siAK.. apa siam chimpeng ni buat pagi2 buTa tepi highwaY.. wa HoRn..lambAi kat DIer.. teROs ternampak lagi saTu mamaT menyangkoNg tepi jLn..SIAK ROCK! apE laGi..braKe berentI.. teroS wa pon kaypoH ar nak tau apE haL.. wahahah.. kisAhnye mcm ni.. roCk tgH kornEr..langgar hump, handphone jatoh kat KJE.. dah bekecai pon alat bimbit tu.. abih tgh carik ape laGi.. carik sim kaD rupEnye.. apehaL siaK carik sim kad sampai gitu.. mintah replacement ajE ar simcaRd..'ade bnyk nombor chikies kat dlm simcard aku' padanlaaaaa... sanggop..4 pagi carik sim kard kat highway..! so wa tlng diEr caRik.. sampai 4.30.. balek sahor pon baik.. itu expressway dah lah 4 lane.. nak carik sim kard kecik..forget it.. sampai Ramadhan tahun depan pon tak jumPe..Ramadhan depan entAh sempat jumpEr ke tak.. ni dah balek ar ni.. ngandu nasib kentang kat bLog.. ini lah diEr kisAh 3 mangkok ayon caRik sim kard kat highway.. kalau sesaPer ader passby KJE kul 4 pagi tadi..nampak 3 blind mice menyangkong tepi highway, jgn terkejot..tu kiter lah tu oke.. ni pon dah 5 paGi.. wa belom tido.. malas nak keje lak ni.. mcm mau MC saja..

polis brutal
btw, time kat kastam..kena check.. yg check pulak polis ICA pompan..bley tahan hangAt.. fiko pulak letak pouch kat depan..time diEr nak check pouch fiko..TERsentuh bopleh fiko..kiwaak.. member punya tersengih..tak abis2 siak..'eh bes ar dier pegang buah aku!' hahaahah..nari hari lu, besok mana tau nasib wa pulak kena raba..bes jugak.. FIK..kalau lu baca..lu criterkan lah criter lu kena raba kat tagboarD tu..kau pun mmng suka letak msg panjang2 kan.. criterkan sajer..aku halalkan..kiter dah kenal ni pon dah nak dekat 13 tahon kan..sejak prembry skuL.. jadi wa tak kisaH..tapi ade pegi ada balek.. wa mintak lu satu je.. jgn tunjukkan 3inches kau kat kiter lagi..please.

criTer saT niTe..belom kluAr ni.. adE pics laGi..curtesi of yan's digicam.. mebbe anothEr poSt wa letak.. skg pon nak kena siap2 gi keje..hmm..tak MC arr nampaknyEr ni.. mebbe halfdaY ar.. semenjak ku dpt SIA.. da cam malas nak keje ni..

afah- dis post got sum unsur2 kurang sopan, so reader's discretion is advised
itu ari.. arafah telah muncul dlm mimpi ku! ku sambut kehadiran mu dgn penoh keghairahan.. waHAhAHhaha.. mimpi kurang senonoH..jadi takleh criTer kat bloG..tapi jgn takot Fah..no bodily fluids were discharged..so nt so baD laaaahhh!! wAhahaAhaha... dun takE it personalli fah..kiter dah kenal 10 tahon..kao pon da cukop kenAl dgn perangai aku kaaannn.. kau bini org ke, mak org ke, nenek org ke..lu ttp arafah dingdangZ! ..waHAHAHaha...oke beB..jgn maraH..kem salam kat anak kao..nanti dier dah besar siket aku criter kan kat diEr yg mak dier dulu maseH muDa minAh hangAt..! oke bes? bes.. anyway mimpi wan begok pon kau Ada kan..? lu lain macam je beb.. jgn asik nak goda kiter aje arr.. kau tu ape ape hal ade laki kau..kiter ni sume bujang..belum ade tempat nak mengadu nasib.. so kesiankan lah kiter..

dah takde benda bes, merepek dan kurang sopan lagi utk dikongsi.. so tamatlah riwayat di sini..

assalamualaykom

ps. baju raya ku da siAp! tapi lupeR ape kaLer..

SundeY!

ok ok!

narI sundeY futBoL!

semLm geRek.. sincE takDe EPL...wa pon deCidE to ouT aR..takPe tu blakAng aRi bLeh criTer.. skG yg peNtIng..nak gi main boLa..bodo aR Lu beGok.. main BoLA sempAt pEH buKa lepaS tuIh.. doL..

salams..

Un-Ban

wa dah unban Lu..dah boLe main taG

dah tGk save game Civ III aku..?

ps. 17 days till release of Civ IV

Secebis Cahaya

ok ok!

fuuhhyooohh.. nari gerek sikEt idup ku..werk as per normaL..denn..pi town jumpa matair orang..hahahah.. lek ar beb..ikot diER sopping..aku taubat ikot pompan sopping..puas ati buat SOC..penat 9 minit at least bole reSt lepas tu..ikot sopping..makdi..tulang blakang naik sengEt siak..aku ni dah lah senget siket..makin sengEt siak..

oKe den..to the infamous winchester aka bez! bnyk jugak geng turon..sampeh adE sanggop cabot duTy nak lepak kat siTu..wa tunggu je ari lu kena tangkap boi!

players at bez :

• wa
• wanB
• fik-O
• lan-changkuning
• apid-rekruit
• nizo beLo
• bart-rulmuhayat
• idris
• apiz
• man dagu
• anak makcik
• bini pakcik
• nyonya power
• amoi sek
• stone cold
• dan lain2 lagiii

so..bez..criTer pasaL maleng matair oranG..wahahaha..tak tau camNe leh criTer pasal tuh..mebbe coS wa baru kluar nGan maTair oRang..tapi Red2 lu jgN takot..wa tak maleng lu dari Yan..so lu boleh breathe easi..hmm..den matair baru bart dtng dudok seblah diEr..so jadi bahan..den barT lak ceriTer psaL dier kena xtra duty..pasal kena tangkap SurF inTernet dlm ofis..kentAl siak kena xtra..puas ati masokkan kao dlm DB skaLi.. so daRi 9-11.30 lepak kat bEz..air belonggok..sampai 35 dollar..mampoS..perot kemboNg aiR sak kalo dok saNe..

den..the 5 knightriDers..wa apid fiko nizo n man..off to mustaFa cenTer!..at 11.30pm..hahah..nak caRik kasOt.. hmmm..tapi biLer sampai sanE...takDe kasoT yg menarek ati gwek..susah jguak nak carik kasot yg betul2 aku berkenan ni..susah cam nak carik mataiR..aku Rase carik maTaiR laGi senAng siak..pusing peh pusing corner peh corner..tak dpt2 kasot aku nak..so at last beLi baju tshiRt and socks..apesaL socks? why not? dah bagos aku tak bLik sluArdlM dengree..dah boring..nak baLik..si nizo lak nak g internEt cAFe..macam2 hang ar budak ni..time tunGGu dier..terserempak ngan OC wa..mr MWO KaramjiT SingH..aka BALe baLe..HAHAHAHA

ali: SIR! blaaa blaaa blaaa..ketepang keteping ketepung.. buaL sikEt..diEr pon blah..rupanye baru baLek minom..tapi bnyk2 tempAt kat dePan musTafa? betul ke tak orang tua ni..? tapi takde..duit diEr kan..

so lEpas Tu..balIk..singgaH keDai koPi..bli rojak mama..teringin arr..maklum aR..bulan posa kAn.. nak tu nak ni at last sume tak abis makan..dah hepi makan rojak..lalu masoK nEt..sekAli bArt aDe..bgOk aDe..Lan aDe..amoY Ade.. so aPa laGi..wa chaT daN ber-bLog sampai ke sini..dah sampai sini nak buat ape? buat bodo tunggu saHor ar..wa nyer gameplan besok..lepas sahor..buat ape yg patot..lepas tu tido sampai buka..hahahahahah..yessaH!!!

selamat, assalamualaykom.

Wa Penyeksa Batin Lu!

ok ok!

fuhyoH..boring benAr idop guEk.. geng mlm bEz lepAs tu mustaffa..acam? wa mau bLik kaSot..kasoT sekoLah sIa..

sKg..wan-b tgh komPlen diEr takLey poSt kat taGbored akU...hahaha..KENA BAN..WAHAHAHAHAH..tu lah..lu slalu post benda tak senonoh..tgk cam fiko..sopan sikEt..tapi wa tak matikan teros..dier masEh boLeh post..tapi cuma takleh dari kompitEr keje DieR..hahahah..wa nyakat lu sket je braDer..pasal lu sLaLu nyaKat wa...oke oke.. lu kalau tak cakap wa hensem..wa tanak liFt ban..pasal bulan posa kau takleh bohong, ni bohong sunaT beb..kalau orang puteh panggIl..whitE liE..
yaaaa..wa penyiksa baTin..! woo hooo!

hmm..oke..tadi wa dah check paysLeep..out of 22 werking days, wa amek 2 ari MC chaokeng, 1 hari halfday bangon lambat..13 ari lambat..4 mild late..9 serious late..ahahah..kalau lambat 10min and below..kira mild..kalau more than 10mins kira serious..kiweekk...kental siak rule..ape sAje..asal tanak buat cam sekonderi skul skali..kalau lambat stay back baca stori book time recess..detention lepas kerje ke..kan style tu..ni setakat potong gaji? TAK GOYANG PON!! wahahaha..step siak aku..sori bos kalau awak baca..saya main2 sahaje..nak buat klakar bodo je bos..ok bos..? lu bes!

takdE criTer bEs aRr..peroT dah lapAr..da gerak geruukk semacam..nasib baik iman wa teguh..kalau tak dah makan dah mi goreng tadi kat keje..pasal wa iman teguh..wa makan ngan mata je mi goreng tu..isk..betul peh cobaan..ahh kk! wa caboT..tido pon baIk..

salams.

Takde Idea

ok ok!

aper yg oke? entaH..? cam tak oke je.. perot lapar tak okE ar tu.. aku tau aku hari hari komplen pasal lapar.. tapi apa nak buat beb..wa hanya luahkan isi hati wa je.. tak lebih dari tu..

fuuhh.. rupanye wa boleh mintak advance pay arh eh utk raYer nie..macam naK ajE.. iskk... ni pon nafsu ni..hmm..bley bli kasot baru baju baru sluar baru..nasib2 dpt matair baru skaLi..yaahoooo! ok ok tu nonsen..

btw..itu fiko-nek tanye plan utk fri sat..? so acam? plan nari belom lepas fri ngan sat plak..dok rumah sudah fik..posa2 ni nak jln2 lemah rasanye gitu badan..den sesaper mau gi geylang..sila hubungi wa..no no you got it wrong..wa bukan nak ikot..wa nak KIRIM capal off-road..itu sajE..duiT jgn takot..wa transFer..i-banking aDe pe.. eh fah eh?

wa pon tak tau apa critEr lagi nak criTer..nanti wa surp net jap tgk ade benda gerek tak maU shAre..*bergelungsuR* entah betul ke tak werd ni..hentam sajalah..

ok ade satu.. kalau gajah seberang titi patah, kemudian bile kambeng seberang patah ape?














patah balEk arrhh..titi dah patah pe..

ok tu je ..

assalamualaykom.

Ku Menderita

ok ok!

maaakk..lapaaarrrr! bukan perOt laPar..taPi teKAk laPar daaa..

hmm..wa da weaK arr.. baru kul 3.30pm.. wa dah pikir pasal rendang, nasik bryani, kueh taRt, kuEh makmor, mee goreng thai..ape2 yg aku fikirkan mesti somehow dier link kat makanan..pikir psal member kahwin, teringat nasi minyak..pikir pasal al-azhar teringat mee goreng..pikir pasal johor..teringat nak beli kueh kat sanE...fuuhhhyooohhh..baru ferst day posa..dah piker bukan2..hmm..nasfsu perot buas koT? yg pelik, wa tak pikir pasal rokok nih..hmmm..ade chan nak quiT ni..boLeh try..acam..? ideA bagos tak?

dahh ok ok..blog peh blog pon tak buka2..puas ati tido tunggu mak kejoT timE buKa naNtI..yessahh.. trick prembry sch ni..tido tido tido..entah posa kalau kuat tido ni masok kira ke tak..slamaT!

salams.

SMS

ok ok!

diz just in from Azlee..tunang kak Zai..

Azlee: Dok, jangan lupa inform iblis, setan, toyol & jembalang book in mlm ni.. Kalau boleh bwk pontiana sekali jadi hostes..k.. (via sms)

wa peh repli

ali: ok lu pon ikoT sama. lu jgn step luPa bk in!

wahahah..ok ok..itu je aku nak shaRe..

salams.

Teka Teki

Ape benda bila kechik itam, besar puteh.?



























maikel jekson.
(dari myfriendshotmom.com/arafah)

Da Datang pon

to all moslems

..anak bulan dah timbuL..

Have a blessed Ramadhan!

Love..

'cinta itu buta, sebab itu org bercinta suka meraba..'
-saiful apek, Ladyboss

Kereta

okE ni wa dpt dari email dari haryaTi south viu prembry..

Dlm banyak2 kereta, kereta ape yg TIDAK pernah digelar kereta?































teksi.

MC Lagi!

ok ok!

found sumthing worthwhile to share..
excerps from a fellow bloGGer..

'..Had the most fun of ma life with ma Marling, john and jack. Tried all of them. You name it. Inverter. Wet & Wild..'

haha!
of course she was referring to some themepark riDes..but knowing mi..HaHa..i hAd oTher kind of ideAs..

ok ok beb..
lu jgn maRah ar beb..lu tahu semlm the ReDs dah keNa bantai 4-1..jadi wa sajer mau hiburkan haTi skg ni.. lu plak pi blog type itu macam..aPe lagi..kena kaLerD arr lu..wahahahah..tApi baik beb..wa caya saMa lu aRhh..
jGn mArah2..naNtI keNa juaL..riLek arr..steAdi ar..cool down..aku tau kau budak baiK..kau TaK buAt beNda2 giNi suMe oKeyy..hahahahah..! go ReDs!

updated: names changed to protect identiti! she's pissed! waHahahah..

enjet enjet semot sape sakit naik tingkat 3 jumpe doktor
naRi laGi sekAli wa MC.. malas nAk banGon pasAL bingEt ngan gaMe semLm..so buAt boDo..wa takmao pi keJe..tiDo lagi baIk..piSang pEh dokTor..kasi 1 ari je..aPa saLah kasi lebeh skEt.. ubaT kAsi pon merepek..
wa bilang aDe hedek ngan flu..dier kasi ubat batok lah..vitamin C lah.. kalau vitamin C penyaNyi tu okE gak.. yg ubAt baTok tu wa raSer telan sebotOl pon laGi beS.. boLeh layang2 kejAp..hahahaha..lek..wa check adE codine ke tak..*pii check* damnz..taKde.. aDe diphenhydramine..wa pon tak tau tu buah Ape ..apa2 lah..ketamine ke pls come in ke..checking in ke.. gasak lAh..teLan jE laahh..

abIy nuRse cakap.. 'dis vit c can suck or chew..like sweet lidat..'

wa senyom jE..

dLm aTi.. 'alo nurse! kalau wa mau guLa2 wa beLi chupa chuPs arr..viT C aPe kejAdah.. buang2 duiT mak aku jE..'

daH lAh giTu.. MASAM plAk tU.. ketiAk ngaN keleNgkaNg aku comBinE power maSeh teTaP laGI muLia! pUi!

ahh ok ok..abis criTer kaT sini..lain kaLi samboNg..

salams.

ps. to all fellow bloggers..be careful what you blog, how you blog.. i interpret things a little diff.. and im always on the look out for hot n raunchy posts..no matter how innocent it may seem, i can always spice things up a little..that's a gift dat i hav bebeh..hahah..